Kate Beckinsale is a bit of a freak, not in a bad way, in the way you’d want all women to be freaks, because she rots at a slower rate than other bitches traditionally did, because looking at her body and face in her tight outfit, tits pushed up, tongue out like she’s waiting for your low testosterone, over masturbated, unsubstantial load….TAKE YOUR ZINC, MAGNESIUM and EAT YOUR FUCKING WATERMELON…

I don’t know if she’s actually a vampire, maybe it was some of her character research for the one and only movie I’ve seen her in, Underworld, and I didn’t even see Underworld, I just know about it…and nerds fucking love it…or did in an era where DVDs were purchased and paused for masturbation purposes.

I only know her as the hot, small bodied mom, who a good campaign hero, you know like the faces of the people on the cigarette packs, for having kids young if you’re going to have kids at all, because there’s no reason to NOT bounce back….but then again she’s a rich kid, with rich parents and the sperm that made her kids also rich, and she’s probably rich with her own acting and prostituting to young guys to steal their lifeforce, more fun than blood transfusions with children I guess…OH THOSE RICH FOLK and their fucking weirdness.

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