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2022

16

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Print of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is an enigma that makes no fucking sense to me because she’s old as fuck, yet here I am looking at her bikini jacked up her cunt like a college girl who read that cameltoe was the new cleavage, which clearly it is according to all the pussy I see through pants when I leaave the house, don’t believe me, stop by tomorrow for PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY.

I don’t know if Beckinsale did some weird sacrifice to the overlords for endless hotness, or if she is working her ass off to maintain the hot young looking for an old lady body.

I don’t know if this is what happens when you’re rich and barely work, plenty of time to sleep…

I don’t know if the Underworld movie she is best known for came with some weird occult recipes for eternal youth, it was about vampires and for all we know, vampires could be real..just eating the blood of children for the youthful blood, or maybe it’s just all the young guys she fucks and lets cum in her since she’s too old to get pregnant, I just know it’s weird……

Just not weird enough for me to not stare at her cunt that she’s basically put on display like she’s virtually sitting on our faces like we were Pete Davidson……but thinking that Pete Davidson’s dick has filled this cunt I am staring at, ALMOST makes it less tasty looking, but luckily, I can eat pussy without thinking about the dicks that have been in it, or the residual taste of said dicks, I’ve spent years fucking whores and I know at my budget levels they don’t shower between john’s, so we make do, that’s what we do, we make do,..

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