Halloween may have happened a week ago, but I figure in this world of everyone wearing a costume to properly execute their digital life through their digital avatar, Halloween is every fucking day and it’s far more slutty than the actual Halloween….

So today, we bring you one of last week’s costumes that you’ll probably want to jack off to because it’s Kate Beckinsale and she’s been hot and consistent for her nerd fans for over 20 years at this point.

She’s 50, doesn’t look 50, whether that’s through witchcraft, dracula shit, or just eating abortions, which is why the elite love abortions, they can never get enough abortion to juice in their expensive cold press juicers to find them their youth.

She’s got what could be sheer panties on, I don’t really see a dried up vagina that a lot of younger people have run through, and clearly Pete Davidson’s HIV status didn’t take her out because she’s still living…not dead….or even dying…because her aging is so slow on the outside, let’s hope it’s equally slow on the inside….rather than being some corpse pussy dustiness.

Her costume was Jane Fonda.

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