Jewel’s hands may have been made small but her tits are big…in the event that you aren’t a 50 year old lesbian…Jewel, who was an iconic voice of women in the 90s, she was on every single WOMEN IN SONG CD, had a song called HANDS…and the lyric was her hands were made small…which is so fucking clever of me to reference cuz her tits are big…

But you already knew that, we’ve been around Jewel’s tits for 25 fucking years and we know what they are about, and clearly she’s out here trying to remind us…

You can save your soul…by not listening to Jewel’s music….but it can be a great reminder of 1995, when you were just a loser in High School, jerking off to her tits or maybe her songs….like you were some record exec who gave her a storyline that she lived in her car before becoming a huge success as a coffee shop poet…which I guess was a thing in the 90s…when Starbucks was starting up….or the record exec who found her in her car and offered her a warm shower and a record deal for a fuck…

EIther way, she’s still around….and these are her tits in selfie.

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Jewel is in a bikini and has big tits…which is probably something that came in handy when she lived in her van – and drove down to Hollywood all broke as fuck before becoming an international love song singing success….because big tits get you paid….

I never believed her story of her in the 90s playing music in Alaskan coffee houses – before choosing the nomad life, driving to Hollywood – where she was found and signed….especially based on her tits alone….

I just think it makes a better story when selling her to the people, and the reality is that someone heard her demo in a pre-social media world…and she did drive down from Alaska….and she was actually a van dweller – borderline homeless chick – because she’s one of those 90s hippies who didn’t wear shoes and went tree planting during the summers…because it seemed to have artistic merit…you know it tied into her music….but with big tits like that…you know…there’s more to the story….because I don’t know much – but I do know the power of big tits….and the lie that is the music industry….not that it matters…

What matters is that she posts bikini photos at 40 to her social media – all mom body all the time because she knows what got her here….and it wasn’t that van…if you know what I mean.

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If you’re wondering how Jewel, a huge popstar, who has sold so many fucking albums in her career managed to go from Alaska to LA, living in her car with a dream that one day she’d sell millions of records, ended up living out that dream…even though most people you have heard live in their car, usually end up selling their car, for more drugs to ease their pain, before dying in a fucking ditch…but this one, goes onto to be hugely fucking famous in the late 90s…it’s because of this body that 20 years later, that’s 20 years later, the age of girls I have sex with later, she’s still got a banging body…even after having kids…it’s safe to say that she’s got more than just singer songwriting talent, but also hippie ALaskan, thick skinned, good to cum on tit talent…she probably learned practicing on the roughnecks working the mines and fishing….you know the kind of girl you can plow the fuck into as hard as you can…

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Sometimes you just need to remember all your broken hearts in the 90s that you set to a Jewel “Women in Songs” song…as you cried in bed over lost pussy you wanted to fuck but that wouldn’t fuck you…by looking at pics of her tit next to her kid…

Or…her talking about her sexually relationship with her guitar…you know she probably had sex with to make money back when she was “living in the car”….before becoming a multi millionaire…

A video posted by Jewel (@jewel) on Nov 3, 2015 at 3:20pm PST

Just to remind yourself that nothing has changed and you’re still a fucking loser…

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