I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2018

27

Mar

Jewel Bikini for Instagram of the Day

You can save your soul…by not listening to Jewel’s music….but it can be a great reminder of 1995, when you were just a loser in High School, or possibly not born yet, I don’t know who the fuck any of you are, or if you actually exist, I just know I was a 26 year old failure working in a factory that played the top 40 radio and this song would hammer into my head so many times…that made me hate her…until I saw the video and realized she was busty…and that her story of living in a van before turning to coffee shops on her quest to fame was likely bullshit and more interestingly involved sucking some dick to get on the top 40 radio….I don’t know who saved Jewel’s soul, but someone signed her and made her rich….and he probably got his dick sucked…it was a more competitive time then…where the best DICK suck won the hit song…

That said, she’s in a bikini at 43, looking alright as she shows off her mom tits….

I was amazed to google and see she’s only 43…it means her song in 1995 came out when she was 20….that’s not nearly old enough to be as tormented as she pretended to be…what a phony…with real tits.

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