Jewel’s Got Them Titties on in Her Bikini of the Day

2018

Aug

Jewel’s Got Them Titties on of the Day

You can save your soul…by not listening to Jewel’s music….but it can be a great reminder of 1995, when you were just a loser in High School, jerking off to her tits….like some record exec who gave her a storyline that she lived in her car before becoming a huge success as a coffee shop poet…which I guess was a thing in the 90s…when Starbucks was starting up….and West Coast people along the cost were into singer songwriter shit…

When she happened, I was a 26 year old failure working in a factory that played the top 40 radio and this song would hammer into my head so many times…that made me hate her…until I saw the video and realized she had tits…

Tits that were a good way to my soul…that may not have saved my soul but that saved my opinion of her….and gave me an understanding how a homeless 18 year old sleeping in her guitar case in her car turned professional…the tits…man…it was always the tits…

I mean any exec at any level would pull this from a parking lot and save her soul….so here she is now at 45, looking alright as she shows off her mom tits….