Stephanie Pratt is one of those sloppy skinny girls you call a slim fat…sure she is luckier than most american pigs who break IKEA furniture by sitting on it as the shit isn’t re-inforced for their kind….those dainty Swedes…..But she sure as hell isn’t fit or tight bodied…which leads me to naturally assume she fucking sucks in bed….you know all weak and loose skinned….laying on your dick cuz she’s out of breath unable to finish the task at hand like some kind of useless pile of bones and flab…which is appropriate because based on her career that is really only one line item and that line item is being on The Hills or as I like to call it the less socially relevant and less culturally rich version of Jersey Shore for white boring people….it’s pretty clear that’s accurate….

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