2009
06
Nov
Blake Lively got half naked for some magazine photoshoot, which is nice practice for what we all hope her future career becomes…..because Gossip Girl won’t last forever, at least we can all hope it doesn’t, but I have very little faith in society when people like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, AnnaLynne McCord and the cast of The Hills can all become rich and famous, meaning girls who were designed to be whores fall off track…..
Posted in:Blake Lively|Bra|Tit
2009
17
Sep
I wish the sun Gaga’s got behind her head that she made with that hairpiece was the actual sun setting on her career…because I am pretty fucking fed up with her and her clownlike behavior. I’ve ripped into her a lot. I laugh at her bullshit. I get annoyed of how contrived it is and the whole time she does it she’s fucking disgusting looking and in most cases, when a bitch is disgusting looking, her getting topless or showing off her body makes her easier to stomach, but Gaga’s ex fat body is just a sloppy fuckin’ mess and doesn’t do much in distracting from her wonky fucking face and if she really wanted to make an impact and leave a legacy before fading away, she’s end her fucking life, in some kind of final artistic expression performing art lie she’s peddling, otherwise, she’s just goin to disappear, both situations are a win for us, and here is her nipple in some stupid clown outfi.
2009
14
Sep
Her tits look good, but her face looks old. How the hell does this bitch play a high school student, it just doesn’t make sense, especially considering she looks like she’s pushin’ 40. I can only assume either she lied about her age to get the part or she just does a ton of hard living, cuz coke and booze tend to make the bitches I pay to jerk me off every once in a while look a decade older than they claim to be, cuz French girls look 40 at 25, but that’s just cuz they start streamlining dick while mainlining fast food and party drugs at the age of 14 and never stop, unless I manage to steal a nice chunk of cash from my wife, in which case the girls jerking me off look Asian, cuz they are professional about jerking off dudes for money, it’s a legitimate business and I don’t have to put my dick in gutter trash hands….either way here’s Blake Lively….
Pics Via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Blake Lively|Tit
2009
14
Sep
Her name is Michelle Johnson, I have no idea who she, because she’s pretty much a nobody, but I do know she has tits like most nobodies, she’s showing them off for attention at some event and I guess tits aren’t that big of a deal and I don’t really know why I am talking about them, maybe my life is just that boring and useless, and tits are all I have left to talk about, because I guess I like women and most women have tits , except for breast cancer victims and 5 year olds, so there’s nothing too exciting about this, but I guess we should celebrate her not having had breast cancer because we like tits and because it’s pretty clear this haggard slut isn’t 5. I doubt that made sense, but nothing I say ever really does….I’m working on it…
Pics Via FamePictures
Posted in:Michelle Johnson|Tit
2009
09
Sep
Victoria’s Secret / Sports Illustrated supermodel from Australia with the wide face that is better at catching cum that little faces, is in New York City for Fashion Week and she’s walking around in a tight strapless dress holding her tit so that it doesn’t fall out and crossing her legs so she doesn’t flash her panties, like we haven’t already seen her pretty much naked before.
I figure if you’re a whore and get paid to get half fuckin’ naked, it doesn’t hurt to give a little back for fuckin’ free every once in a while, playing the prude, shy bitch acting all coy and cute just doesn’t work, cuz we all know if we had 10,000 dollars an hour, we could book you’re skinny model ass I want to fuck, like the expensive whore you are.
Here are the pics.
Pictures via INFphoto and PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Tit
2009
06
Aug
My computer isn’t working today and either is my penis now that I’ve been subjected to Lady Gaga’s transexual breast and it’s nipple. Shit always leaves me feeling weird, even though tranny porn is statistically more watched by straight men than gay men, which never really made sense to me, so maybe this hate for Gaga is my libido telling me I’m faggot, but I don’t think that’s true, because I have traditionally loved girls who don’t have dicks, or look like they should have dicks, or sound like they have dicks and spent the whole night sucking dicks in a Gay Sauna.
What I do know is that if Karma existed, this bitch would die of fucking AIds for mocking the homo lifestyle and exploiting it and making money off it.
She’s bullshit and here is her tit in video…
2009
04
Aug
There’s nothing like a little Britney Spears sloppy tit to try to inspire me on a day that I’d just rather be sleeping than posting pictures of Britney Spears and her sloppy tit hanging out of her shirt, I mean other than nice perky teenage tit that doesn’t need a bra and manages to defy what you’d expect tit to do provided it had no bra to lean it’s heavy head on, just round and hard and ready to be tutored for their highschool math class….I mean….here’s Britney Spears and her hot mom tit because mom tits are totally my favorite – I’d never look at a teenage girl’s breast and think how nice they must fall because they look like they have a push up bra but they’re just in their pajamas, like they are made out of fuckin’ plaster or some shit…I mean who would want to play with those firm things, I’d much rather feel like I’m dipping my hands in a tub of melting ice cream.
Posted in:Britney Spears|Tit
2009
28
Jul
I hate Katy Perry, even though she’s letting us all know she’s a fuckin’ joker and this whole career and success based on a song she wrote when she was trying to get her boyfriend off during phone sex was just another one of her jokes, that went misunderstood, and went huge, and made her big fucking money, some kind of fuckin’ the system scam I’d normally be a fan of, but there’s just something about her face that makes me want to piss on it like she was a girl in a stairwell last week, and I was my friend who had to pee.
Here she is getting a tattoo and tricking the paparazzi into thinking it was a Josh Grobin tattoo on her tit, while really it was a dolphin on her ankle in honor of the real girls who like kissing girls that made her rich exploiting their lifestyle…
Posted in:Joker|Katy Perry|Tattoo|Tit
2009
02
Jun
Lily Allen is really negligent with her tit lately, but I guess not as negligent as she was with her uterus last year when she mysteriously got pregnant than wasn’t pregnant.
I wrote a post on this subject yesterday, when she was caught tanning and rubbing a chick down topless I figure I don’t need to go into an analysis of Lily Allen’s sour milk filled tits a second day in a row…so look at the pictures while I hate myself for having to post on Lily Allen tits instead of sucking on real tits like I want to be doing right now.
Posted in:Lily Allen|Nipple|Tit
2009
13
May
I have a friend who is obsessed with midgets. He watches midget porn. He watches that Little People Big World TV show. He talks about midgets all the fucking time. It’s actually fucking uncomfortable how much he is drawn to midgets.
I thought he was joking at first, but as months turned into years, I realized that he’s for real and he’s even saved up money from collecting cans to get his ass to Orlando for the Little People convention this year, he’s supposed to get me video, so brace yourself for good midget content.
His logic is that fuckin’ them is like fucking a 5 year old, which to me isn’t a good thing, but to him, excites him since his dick looks porno sized, and he can flip them in ways a normal sized person can’t be flipped. He also figures they don’t take up too much room so they’d fit perfectly in his studio apartment, they probably don’t eat too much, making them affordable, and the whole thing works for his modest lifestyle.
So I am posting this Debbie Lee Carrington for him, because a successful Hollywood midget is better to get off to than the local midget in leg braces with bucked teeth who he terrorizes, but can’t manage to convince to fuck…so this midget in video is the cream of the midget crop for a midget lover. Good times.
Posted in:Debbie Lee Carrington|Midget|Tit