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Archive for the Sloppy Category

2010

03

Jun

Katy Perry Sloppy as Fuck in her Workout Gear of the Day

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I think Katy Perry has one leg shorter than the other, or some other inbred shit is going on, because everytime I see her in motion, I think bitch is a fuckin’ retard who somehow escaped the institution because her retardation wasn’t anything too debilitating that she couldn’t get by on her own, she just has to look like a wonky drunken handicapped person when walking, which doesn’t really get in the way, but still looks retarded….but not as retarded as her body…seriously….this girl is build like a garbage bag filled with dog shit…she is disgusting no matter how strong her push up bra squeezes her fat gut into cleavage worth fucking and here she is in workout gear despite the fact that her stomach makes it pretty clear there is no fucking way she does anything in the gym beyond squeezing her sloppy body into the workout gear…she’s a fucking lie and that’s all I have to say about that…

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Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy|Workout Gear

2010

02

Jun

Michelle Trachtenberg Has her Period of the Day

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I think there is a responsibility a girl has when she decides to be Hollywood. Sure Michelle Trachtenberg isn’t anything major. I think she’s got a low level role on Gossip Girl and may still be riding off her Buffy money, but she’s still on fucking TV, she still writes she’s an Actor when she applies for credit cards, and apparently she doesn’t take that duty too seriously. She is in the public eye. She needs to make dudes want to fuck her to get better paying gigs, instead she gives us this lazy, sloppy, pig of a person mess. That lack of drive or interest in turning us on has got to be the reasy why she’s got a pretty ghetto career….so here she is dressed like a slob fat chick on her period. Who knows, maybe that’s a niche fetish, and she’s catering to you…but I think she needs to go back the drawing board…

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Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg|Sloppy

2010

26

May

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in Shorts of the Day

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I have been saying that Katy Perry is fucking sloppy. Her big tits stem from overeating. She uses her cleavage like all fat chicks do to distract from her gut. These pictures of her in shorts pretty much prove how disgusting a pig she is. That’s all I have to say about that cuz I fucking hate short fat legs, fat ankles, sloppy fat asses on a bitch…I usually just hope a Japanese whaling boat accidentally spears them.

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Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy

2010

25

May

Amanda Seyfried Looks Sloppy on Her Hike of the Day

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I have a one-sided love/ hate relationship with Amanda Seyfried….one-sided because she doesn’t know I exist, so that leaves shit on a stalker level, but love/hate because I have heard her in interviews and I hated her, I have seen her in teenage love movie previews and hated her, but then I’ve seen her in her nude scenes in more obscure roles and I’ve forgot how annoying she is….

I don’t know if she is hot or not…I can’t figure it out…she is one of those on the fence kind of pussies..cuz she looks like she has a sloppy body and sloppy tits,

There are hardly any scandals with her, she lives in LA but I guess lives low profile with her dog that licks her cunt, the only barely exciting thing about her is that Lohan is fucking jealous of her cuz Lohan lost the Mean Girls relevant pussy trophy to her and that truth hurts….but not as much as Seyfried’s boyfriend’s dick that he stuck in Lohan in Cannes, cuz we’re all allowed to make stupid decisions sometimes, and Lohan is still Lohan, even if she’s far more scary looking…

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Sloppy

2010

14

May

Rachel Bilson Sloppy of the Day

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Whenever I see Rachel Bilson I feel like I am walking into a teenager’s funeral. One of those “what a waste, he was so young and had so much to live for, but he threw it all away by doing a stupid fucking stunt that any sober person would have realized would have ended like this”….

It’s like she had everything going for her, all the stars were alligned, she wrapped some bullshit show that got her into the mainstream, dudes were jerking off to her, she the right age to peak with this whole Celebrity Gossip Blog movement that helped the Paris, Nicole, Kim Kardashian, Lohan, Spears and Brittany Murphey’s of the world get even higher profile, where everyone would forget about Summer from the OC and meet Rachel Bilson the hot party girl who flashes we all want to fuck…..but instead she got brainwashed by the dude in Star Wars and now the public appearances she makes look like this….sloppy enough that no other boys will look at her…cuz Star Wars doesn’t like when guys look at her cuz he is scared she’ll like them back since he’s done nothing since Star Wars….

And the whole thing coulda worked out a lot better for her, but instead she chose a relationship that might as well have been a fucking suicide……

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Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Sloppy

2010

12

May

Uma Thurman Old and Sloppy Tit of the Day

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I was never a fan of Uma Thurman. There was never anything hot about her, except maybe her big tits, but like all things attached to a woman, they age and end up sloppy as fuck….but I have a feeling that your comic book loving, virgin, tit loving cuz you weren’t breast fed and haven’t played with enough tits, seeing the real deal Uma Thurman is far more exhilerating than the Kill Bill action figure you’ve been stuffing into your ass the last Monday for the last three years, cuz Tuesday is for Rose McGowan, Wednesday Rosario Dawson, Thursday for Sarah Michelle Gellar and the rest of the week is for the other women you see in movies who your delusional ass thinks you are married to because you stapled her pics to your bed…..

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Posted in:old|Sloppy|Uma Thurman

2010

11

May

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Body in Tight Pants of the Day

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I don’t know why people don’t rip into Katy Perry’s weird looking body more often. I know she’s got big tits, but beyond those big tits is some weirdness, and really with all the hormones in the food, where 10 year olds are DD, I don’t think celebrating big tits is really something we need to do anymore, the big breast loving scientist found a way to make 80 percent of pussy busty….

If you look at the way she walks, especially in her tight workout pants, you’ll see the she’s all sloppy looking and lopsided, shit reminds me of a kid I once knew who was hit by a fucking bus, or a girl I lost I used to fuck who was on crutches for life because of some birth defect that left one leg longer than the other, and despite having a good time with her pussy, there was nothing hot or attractive about her, she was the kind of girl who was meant to fuck a guy like me, cuz real men wouldn’t look twice at her, and I really believe that’s what Katy Perry has going for her, which I guess explains Russell Brand….

Either way, here she is walkin’ crooked cuz there’s something wrong with her, and she’s wearing tight pants, enjoy if you can…

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Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy

2010

17

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Cellulite Ass and Thick Pussy of the Day

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I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night. Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job and when I laughed at the offer, she said she was being serious, putting me in an awkward position cuz I had to turn down a fucking blowjob and I am trained to never do that….but a group of college kids made fun about how fat I was when I walked in saying shit like “you really think it’s a good idea for that guy to eat here” and “I hope they stocked up on food cuz they are about to get cleared out” and realized that shit I must be pretty fucking fat to get mocked walking into a restaurant, maybe I should stop eating chips….unfortunately, Lady Gaga doesn’t have the same thought process no matter how times I write how fat and shitty her body is but she still wears these outits…..It is probably because she’s on drugs, at the skinnest she’s ever been, working out by performing her ugly face off everynight, which unfortunatley is just an expression and not reality, because if she could perform her face off, we’d all be in a better place since she’s always in the media….and here is her sloppy ass…

And as a bonuse her outfit gave some serious vagina definition. She’s definitely not a tranny, that is definitely a pussy. She’s just got the external kind of pussy that looks like it is stickin’ its tongue out at you. I used to find them disgusting and scary, but sinceI have tried them many times and have come to terms with them, I am just confused why they exist and what makes pussy grow out like that, but all I’ve come up with is genetics cuz external pussy is kinda funny look, like some kind of sea creature attached to a woman that I stick my dick in and who really cares…just look at the pics…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Ass|Cellulite|Lady Gaga|Sloppy

2010

18

Jan

Lily Allen Shows Off Her Sloppy Fucking Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Lily Allen is a fucking slob and here she is in a pair of bikini bottoms showing off what not working out, eating too much, drinking too much and doing a lot of drugs thanks to the money you made using your mother’s connections and landing your a stupid record deal,recruiting dumb girls as fans and being boring while unsexy at all the same fucking time…here are the pics…

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Posted in:Body|Lily Allen|Sloppy

2009

23

Nov

Eva Longoria Showin’ Off Her Gut of the Day

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I am guessing that Eva Longoria is either pregnant, or that she’s been eating a few too much Mexican food in her marriage, since she’s found what she’s lookin for and doesn’t have to starve herself anymore, you know, now she can finally like her Mexican genetics step the fuck in and turn her into a round-ball of a woman that all other Mexicans tend to grow into when they hit a certain age, usually after they’ve reproduced a few dozen times. I guess she figures since her husband is black, the fatter she is the better, but she’s forgetting one key thing and that that logic only works for white girls and not Mexican girls pretending to be white. Either way, she’s not wearing pants and a pants off party is a party for me…

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Posted in:Chubby|Eva Longoria|Pantsless|Sloppy