This just in, Uma Thurman is still not a man, despite what her hands have been trying to tell us all these years…and she still confidently put on a bikini, even if there should have been a little resistance on her part, you know a little insecurity, self doubt…negotiations as to whether there were other options for her…but I’ll still stare but more because I’m trying to understand why I have the same bikini body as her…am I the one with the pear shaped problem with high estrogen levels thanks to not taking care of myself…or is she the pear shaped body with high testosterone…or worse..am I Uma Thurman? Or do I just look like her in a bikini…too many questions I don’t have answers for, this is too deep for me this hungover in the day… but I do have the pics of UMA and I Date you to look at them……

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Earlier today, when I was fully absorbed in my hangover and not thinking straight, because I live with an obese woman and she has that effect on me….I made a crazy statement about MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK TICKING CUZ I KEEP SEEING MOMS WITH NICE ASSES ….but these Uma Thurman, man hands, squatting on her yacht, you know ready to drop in a way I think the baby’s head crowning through her bathing suit, or maybe that’s just her mangled twat from other pregnancies, brought me back down to earth……gave me that perspective I needed….parasite fetus in womb is marketed as being natural…but shit is straight out of a sci/fi movie.

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Unlike Tarantino, I do not find Uma Thurman hot. She’s built like a fucking tank. Her hands are big enough to make even the biggest dick look like it is tiny and getting jerked off by a jolly green giant, a fetish to some, but not to me, cuz as a dude with a small penis, I only hire hookers with deformed hands, you know all underdeveloped and the size of a 5 year olds’….not that it matters, she’s showing cleavage, and that’s all you sick fucks care about, you’d fuck a AIDS baby in africa without a condom if it had a set of fucking implants.

You disgust me.

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I never found Uma Thurman hot…that was not until today….I guess she go some good botox, make-up artist, photographer, slimming pants, I don’t fucking know, I just know that her white dress that would suck to get her period in, provided she still gets her period, and isn’t too old to get her period, makes me ignore her manly hands and hard face that I’ve never seemed to get over all these years in trying to figure out why Tarantino was hard for her and put her in all her movies….until just coming to the conclusion that film nerds, even rich and successful onces people consider a genius, are still fucking nerds and get happy when all girls, even average at best with man hands answer their calls. True story.

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I’m guessing Uma Thurman is doing the “I can’t get that much work, but China is willing to pay me 100,000,000 dollars to be in a shitty commercial” hustle….Not that this is an ad from China, but it is an ad, and you know when a celebrity starts doing ads, they’re out for the money.

That said, I don’t know what the fuck Schweppes was thinking lining this bitch up with a part that implies sex on any level, everytime she mentions where she wants to have “schweppes” I crings as I look at her man hands that would make my dick look like more of a clit while in the handjob positions….

And I think to myself, why the fuck didn’t they hire someone for the same amount of money, who the general public actually wants to think about having sex, and not just someone Quentin Tarantino used to make use a strap-on for him in exchange for endless roles in his movie…

You see, this is a major disconnect from what the people want and what the gay marketers think we want.

But watch it anyway, you may like it, you know, with the whole closet case shit you’re going through….

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