Michelle Trachtenberg has died at 39 years old, which before the COVID VACCINE you idiots lined up for and aliented the unvaccinated over, was considered young.

They are saying she died of natural causes, which is rare for a 39 year old, but she was pretty fat at times and really skinny at times, and probably lived a life of excess at times.

I did a post on it HERE and didn’t realize that she had JAUNDICE eyes…

She was mostly known as masturbation fodder to nerds thanks to Buffy the Vampire Slayer and other roles….so let her be remembered that way and jerked off to that way.

I want to make this story about me, how I met Trachternberg one night when I was drunk and offended her.

We were talking about how she didn’t get her period until she was 18 or 20 or something ridiculous because of her eating disorder or because being a child star stunted her and the whole thing was quite sad…She was really fat at the time….and fat girls make me sad.

I don’t remember how I specifically offended her, but I should have taken advantage of the meeting and offered her sex acts, because I’ll never have that chance again, unless I dig her up, or mould the ashes I’d have to buy off a collector at comicon into some sort of fleshlight….that is something that I am not willing to do….because I’m not that weird…

It’s a sad story, a life well lived, or not well lived, I didn’t know her but it was a life definitely not lived long enough…..

I have actually only done 2-3 posts on her over the last 20 years of this site, clearly I wasn’t much of a fan…but she did have tits…they all have tits….until they die…the the tits are no longer viable.

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Michelle Trachtenberg is going viral for posting some of these pictures, because her fans were genuinely concerned about her well-being. She looks that bad in the pics.

They saw her thinning hair, they saw her all old and shit, they saw her weirdly dyed hair, like she’s some kind of middle aged spinster lesbian who has that cat parasite that has turned her into a chronic knitting monster who is constantly outraged by various things on social media…

I don’t think Trachtenberg was ever hot, but she did tell me that she didn’t get her period until she was in her 20s, which could potentially be seen as hot to the people into not knocking up their emotionally stunted women who were starved out to get movie roles by their evil stage parents….

At the time she was pretty obese, so the whole looking like a middle aged mom with an auto-immmune disease, maybe one too many vaccines, maybe one too many bad break-ups isnt’ quite hot to me, but better than pics of how obese she is…definitely not quite hot…but better than body positivity…

Things die, hair falls out, walls get hit when you’re a chick, life keeps going on….there’s plenty of hot pussy to fixate on while this one clearly dies off before our eyes…

Michelle Trachtenberg had to address the fan’s concern and let them know “This is aging bros, it’s not 1999 anymore, you Buffy nerd perverts who have kept me alive all these years”….

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Michelle Trachtenberg once told me that she only got her period in her 20s thanks to being stage parented and under extreme stress her entire life….only to take on emotional eating to fill that child star void….but there was a time when BUFFY THE VAMPIRE fans were obsessed with the younger season as they would be thanks to being weirdo nerd perverts…so for those of you still out there, since you’re too pussy to kill yourself despite how pathetic your lie is, not that suicide is an option and I always recommend sitting back and watching the insanity unfold because it’s hilarious….your dream girl is still around but now with bigger titties…maybe not the biggest her titties have been in her fat years since she’s looking less fat…but still bigger than when she was a prepubescent at 20 tv star….

Enjoy.

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