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2010

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Playing It Up for the Media of the Day

Lohan is bullshit and until she is dead….as far as I’m concerned her getting carried out of a bar by some dude is just her cry for the photographers to snap off pictures because these whores love the paparazzi and all the attention they get. They love faking stories and get off to tricking the public, because it is funny. It’s not like bitch is working anyway, so when she sees a lie about her as a cover of a magazine, it’s like she’s tricked us and all she had to do was stumble out of a bar, it’s her way of staying in the limelight and I’m convinced Lohan is sober….

I am exicted to watch her prove me wrong….because dead celebrities are better than living celebrities so we don’t have to bother with them and remember them for what they were good for and in Lohan’s case that was being a busty 18 year old slut we will only get back when whatever she has become dies….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bullshit|Drunk|Lindsay Lohan

2010

Mar

The Bullshit Bachelor Wedding of the Day

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I don’t watch TV but I do know that I don’t trust anything that happens on it, especially when the producers tell me its a reality show, because I know nothing in entertainment is reality, it’s all writen and contrived with contracts and all that bullshit so that the outcome is known before they fucking start shooting. The whole thing is just a lie to feed retarded Americans who will watch anything to distract them from their miserable lives after working their miserable jobs.

So when I see contestants from a reality show get married in front of America, because it’s only fitting since they fell in love in front of America and it would be wrong to not get married in front of the people who have been rooting for them the enitre 10 week run, I actually see dollar signs from advertisers eating this shit up, I see bullshit from contracts each contestant had to sign and see fake fuckin’ everything that is all for the sake of getting a little attention, hopefully using as a stepping stone to bigger careers cuz I guess having cameras follow you around gets addictive….

So the last week I’ve been getting press releases about Bachelor scandals surrounding his final choice from the gang of whores with no shame who had no problem competing for his love cuz he he had to choose on of them, like any normal real life situation at the stripclub, I knew it was just bullshit to get viewers to this televised wedding which being televised should have tipped you fuckers off that it was bullshit to…

What it comes down to is that nothing is sacred, even if getting married is a horrible fucking thing regardless of being sacred…and that everything is marketable and capable of making money no matter how boring, useless or bullshit it is when you live in a country of morons who get emotionally attached to people on their screen, while being totally void of emotion to the people in their lives….pretty fucked up society we’re in….

But I do like jerking off to girls in wedding dresses, cuz they are at their most challenging day to convince them to cheat, cuz they are focused on their man, making it almost impossible fetish to live out….and challenges exicte me, but laziness prevents me from doing anyting about it…

On a sidenote, I wonder if the Bride got to choose the Boom Mic at her wedding, or if she got to choose which paparazzi agency was allowed in to take pics or if it was the wedding planner who snuck that one in…idiots….and I guess the real idiot in all this is me for writing this rant on something so insignificant and unsexy…but I like to think I did it for the single ladies, like Beyonce, since besides married women whose marriages weren’t what they expected but instead turned to a boring hell, they must be the only ones watching this shit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bachelor|Bullshit

2010

Mar

Megan Fox Bullshit in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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This made me laugh…..

On her sex partners:
“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

On giving provocative interviews:
“My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”

On her sex scene in the upcoming DC Comics adaptation ‘Jonah Hex’:
“I had on underwear and silicone covers that you wear over your breasts. My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine – the world owns everything else.”

Cry me a fucking river you whore who always knew you were a fucking whore, you can’t retract statements you made when you were milking the fact that people thought you were the sexiest pussy in Hollywood, when you were feeding into that “cartoon character” now that you know your career has no longevity, she is bullshit… but I do believe she’s only fucked 2 people in her life, it’s really the only explanation for why she’s still with David from 90210 after all these fucking years. He brainwashed her at a young age into thinking people only want her for her body, making her trust no one, believing that he is the only one who truly loves her….keepin’ her as fresh as he possibly can by stickin’ close to her and not letting her test the waters…proving yet again that a lot of girls are fucked up and lookin’ for dads….

Posted in:Bullshit|Harpers Bazaar|Megan Fox

2010

Jan

Lady Gaga When She Was Just a Normal Ugly Whore of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Lady Gaga was a fucking scam from day one. I always knew she was just a girl working as an intern at a record company who wanted to be famous….so she did shitty MTV shows. Luckily for her, the label saw the hipster club kid homo crowd needed a mainstream icon to use. So they created her persona, her bullshit story, and capitalized on her insecurity to make her marketable., cuz no one gets famous doing the shit she does, there’s too much red tape and executives that would never buy into her and invest in her.

Every move she made was run by a board of old Jewish men and despite claim to being creative and creating all this, there is a total science behind her and her hit songs.

Unfortunately, even if her credibility is destroyed…it’s not going to stop her or her idiot loser fans cuz people seem to want to believe and like to believe because maybe it gives them hope or an icon in their follower lives.

Seriously, you gotta trust me cuz every Gaga type freak I’ve met at parties over the years has been too drugged out to ever have fame no matter how talented they are at singing, song writing, fashion design…..it takes millions of dollars to make someone famous and no one would put millions of dollars into the freakshow that Gaga is now or claims to have always been…it’s all a fucking lie…just ask New York city club kids from the last 5 years and they will confirm that this bitch was just a nobody who didn’t even go to their parties…who wasn’t in the art or music scene…she just popped out of no where playin make belief….

Hollywood and Entertainment Industry is all fucking lies and bullshit….seriously…

Yes – I know I linked this 2 weeks ago – I am a drunk and forgetful

Here are some pictures of Gaga the other day before her concert looking like total shit…even for Gaga who always looks like shit. I hope this fame thing eats her up and spits her up cuz she is garbage…..

Pics via Fame

2010

Jan

DeAnna Pappas in Some Staged Bullshit of the Day

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Looks like this former Bachelorette’s televised love didn’t stick much longer than the length of the contract cuz here she is on the beach with her new “boyfriend” hoping the paparazzi remind the world she’s still around.

I guess this teaches us that if love can’t be found on a staged show where you make millions if you find “love”, seduced by legal contracts, cameras and storylines while fighting with 50 other contestents for it, love can’t be found at all…so we should just stick to whores…

I guess it also teaches us that reality shows give insignificant people a sense of puroose and a taste of celebrity cuz here she is in some staged bullshit on the beach. I guess she paid off the paparazzi to take bullshit pics of her and her new boyfriend.

If you’re wondering why I know it is staged, well firstly it is cuz she is on the paparazzi sites and even the paparazzi don’t remember who she is, I guess she is addicted to the cameras and the attention she once had once and has her publicist working on it overtime and secondly, even the most obnoxious horrible acting annoying motherfucker I want to punch in the face doesn’t make thee facial expressions…this shit is worse than the catalog to a 2 star hotel in Haiti.

But it looks like she took that new study that fat legs and ass make for a healthy pussy …..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beach|Bullshit|DeAnna Pappas|reality star

2009

Sep

Megan Fox Talks About Her Shitty Movie Like We Give a Fuck of the Day

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Megan Fox was part of some kind of Meet and Greet, which I guess is on the same level and Obama and McCain and their bullshit town hall meetings in random towns around America, you know in efforts to connect with her fans, have a little question and answer with her fans about such exciting things like her new movie and I really wish I was there to laugh at the shit as I am sure you wish you were there to masturbate under your trench coat, you weird motherfucker….

Thanks to Youtube, Here’s a video of the Meet and Greet……saying things like that the movie is better than we think it is and that it is “fuckin’ rad” and then she goes off on some whole other bullshit, shakes her tits like the whore that she was destined to be and the whole thing is funny….not that I watched the whole thing…because I’m just not that interested…and because I have a severe hatred for Diablo Cody….but it’s nice that I didn’t have to fly to LA to be a part of this joke. Thanks internet.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bullshit|Jennifer Body|Megan Fox

2009

Aug

Lady Gaga and Her Titty Flash Video of the Day

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My computer isn’t working today and either is my penis now that I’ve been subjected to Lady Gaga’s transexual breast and it’s nipple. Shit always leaves me feeling weird, even though tranny porn is statistically more watched by straight men than gay men, which never really made sense to me, so maybe this hate for Gaga is my libido telling me I’m faggot, but I don’t think that’s true, because I have traditionally loved girls who don’t have dicks, or look like they should have dicks, or sound like they have dicks and spent the whole night sucking dicks in a Gay Sauna.

What I do know is that if Karma existed, this bitch would die of fucking AIds for mocking the homo lifestyle and exploiting it and making money off it.

She’s bullshit and here is her tit in video…

Posted in:Bullshit|Lady Gaga|Slip|Tit

2009

Jun

Paris Hilton in Some Obnoxious Poses of the Day

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Paris Hilton keeps up her bullshit behavior while posing like a cunt promoting her shitty fucking show. The real issue isn’t so much why Paris is in the limelight, or why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her but why executives are giving her TV shows and why people like David Letterman and The View are inviting her in for a fucking interview, like she has anything to say or offer the fuckin’ world, or like we have any interest in hearing her speak, but maybe you have an interest in seeing her titties squeezed into a dress, so here are those pics, while I got cleanse my fuckin’ soul through meditation and drinking to deal with the fact that I lowered myself to post on Paris Hilton, the one person I didn’t want to post on today. Or any day. But did it anyway. I suck at life.

Posted in:Bullshit|Paris Hilton