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Archive for the Bikini Category

2009

23

Jun

More Katie Price Breast Lift of the Day

Not sure what’s going on here but I assume Katie Price is doing her breast exercises, you know the ones the plastic surgeon prescribes you after you get your tits jacked the fuck up, so that your shit doesn’t get hard and awkward lookin, forcing you to massage them daily, to soften the silicone, the prescription that strippers love, because they are lettin’ dudes grab their tits for 10 dollars a song anyway, so now there’s an actual rationale behind their mild cockteasing prostitution, but when you’re in the process of filing for divorce after married to a gay dude, you are forced to do that shit yourself, and when you’re an exhibitionist slut, you do it out in public by the pool.

Point of the story is that her body is fuckin’ weird….but I’m still lookin’ at it….

Bonus – here she is on a party boat with Euros….

Posted in:Bikini|Katie Price

2009

23

Jun

Denise Richards Bikini Pictures of the Day

I read something about Denise Richards having downsized her tits because her D-Cups were too ridiculous for her size 0 frame, but the sad thing that she didn’t realize was that her D-Cups were the only reason she was getting work, so killin off her tits, was directly responsible for killin’ off her career, but the good news for her is that she can ride off of Charlie Sheen’s money, that’s what getting knocked up by a rich dude is all about at least that is what this gay dude who wanted to get me pregnant told me, but I knew he was up to something cuz I don’t have a uterus.

Posted in:Bikini|Denise Richards

2009

23

Jun

Tea Leoni in a Bikini of the Day

I used to want to fuck Tea Leoni, now…not so much. I dont know what it was that I liked about her at the time, it was awhile ago, but I know that it’s got less to do with her arms being jacked like she’s got a fuckin’ dick and more to do with knowing that she can’t keep her man sexually satsified, forcing him to develop a sex and porn addiction and publicly embarrassing him by sharing that with the world as some kind of punishment for how badly he’s hurt her when she found out, while the real punishment started by being married to a cunt who was too busy doing pushups to fuck proper. Here she is in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Tea Leoni

2009

23

Jun

Jewel in her Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Here’s some Jewel showing off her doughy body and floppy tits, a lot of people like this look, especially gay cowboys who have spent their lives riding bulls and lookin for something familiar to ride into the sunset on.

It turns out that even normal dudes to, I guess it’s cuz chubby chicks reek of estrogen and we are genetically coded to hunt and seek out the fertile ones….or some shit.

Posted in:Bikini|Jewel

2009

19

Jun

Katie Price is Still Goin’ Strong in Ibiza of the Day

Katie Price has been working really hard the last couple of days. I guess now that she’s getting divorced it’s time to pick up the fuckin’ pace, or make some money to pay off the leech who gets half of everything. I’ve posted a lot of pictures of her at the job and it’s been really exhausting, but probably not as exhausting as spending days laying around a beach in a bikini, half naked, in the sun, in luxury, while people snap off pics while carrying a fat set of tits around all day. Sure she’s useless and has a weird fuckin’ body, but I guess I do too.

Here are the pics….I am uninspired with her….pretty much exhausted her this week….

Posted in:Bikini|Ibiza|Katie Price|Photoshoot

2009

19

Jun

Kirsten Bell in her Bikini of the Day

People find Kristen Bell hot. I think she’s boring. I think her decision in guys she dates proves the level of substance she really has. I’m not gonna be that guy who hates on the guy with the celebrity girl all these other dudes want to fuck, I’m just saying Dax seems like someone who’s ultimate prank or “punk’d” trick, the one that would make everyone happy, would be the one he drops on Kristen Bell, when she comes back from a jog and finds him hanging from a closet in her panties like he was David Carradine….

She’s in a bikini, so I can’t hate too hard on her…I just don’t have that in me….

Posted in:Bikini|Kristen Bell

2009

19

Jun

David Caruso and His Brown Lover of the Day

Here’s David Caruso being a typical ginger with sensitive skin hanging out at the beach with his transparent skin in a T-shirt so that he doesn’t catch on fire, I have a deep rooted hatred for gingers, mainly because they scare the fuck out of me since they have super ginger strength from years of being left in the woods by their parents and fending for themselves because no one wants a ginger baby, but recently I’ve been obsessed with having sex with one, not David Caruso, but a female version, because I hear they get so excited someone is willing to get down with their red vaginas that they go crazy at the opportunity, and that’s good enough for me, I just have to find myself one.

I have no idea who the chick he is with is, but I am assuming she’s illegal.

Posted in:Bikini|Brown Chick|David Caruso

2009

19

Jun

Emilie de Ravin and Robert Pattinson on the Beach Makin’ Out of the Day

Here’s some cunt from Lost with a stupid name that reminds me of bad poetry you’d expect some art fag who decided to chat you up in a bar one night, when all you wanted was to get fuckin’drunk alone, but instead have to listen to him cry about his life philosophy, like I give a fuck.

She is on the beach with her useless ass in useless shorts and a useless bikini top with useless tits, making out with the teen hearthrob Robert Pattinson, who hit big because of that piece of shit money making scam that is Twilight, which only makes sense, because she hit big because of that money making scam that is Lost.

Fuck all these motherfuckers and their bullshit. That’s all I gotta say about that.

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Emile de Ravin|Robert Pattinson

2009

18

Jun

Shauna Sand is Still in a Bikini of the Day

Seeing Shauna Sand drinking wine with all her kids on the beach, including her boy toy she fucks, and who she isn’t decent enough to not introduce to her kids as their temporary new dad who mom pays off to fuck, because she’s a whore, untilsomeone hotter comes along, because you know this kind of bouncing from man to man won’t fuck them up over the course of their life, whether it turns them lesbian, or into sluts like their moms, or just weird, all ruin the fantasy I had of her being the perfect mother who puts her kids before her, and that makes me cry on the inside. I had such high hopes for this cunt….

Posted in:Bikini|Parenting|Shauna Sand|Wino

2009

18

Jun

Petra Marklund is Swedish and in a Bikini of the Day

I met a girl last night who I pretty much fell in love with. She could have been Swedish and she could have also been 15. I was sober and stuck in a crowd at some bullshit sidewalk event where they had a street locked down and that I randomly walked into thinkin’ I’d see some hot low level model pussy that I could seduce with promises of bigger fame and this girl, let’s call her Goddess, started asking the dude I was with about some bullshit. I chimed in a few times, but was too busy falling in love, and then her ugly friend made her walk away, never to be seen again. She traded numbers with a dude I know, but he wouldn’t give me the shit, so I guess it’s pretty much over for us, which is probably a good thing, because I’m pretty sure she was 15 and her stories of college were lies, but since I have this site, I figured I’d craigslist misconnection this shit, because actually doin’ a misconnection of craigslist is fuckin’ desperate and pussy behavior, like the fact that I didn’t follow her home to peer pressure her into loving me back by surprising her after she got ready and crawled into bed, while I worked my way into her bedroom.

So Urban Studies girl who may be 15, let’s go on an internet date, I’ll take you to a Youtube video, and to the rest of you, here’s some Swedish singer, cuz Swedish girls are known to be hot and busty, especially in their bikinis. Word.

Posted in:Bikini|Petra Marklund|Swedish