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2009

17

Jun

Some More Katie Price Pictures from Ibiza of the Day

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Since I’m really jockin’this girl as hard as I can now that I know she’s single and going through a divorce, which is a pivotal time for me to work my way into a woman’s life because they are usually all sad and fucked up and just want someone to listen to them, I figured I’d post some more pictures of her and her tits, because posting pictures on a bitch is really the only way I know how to show her that I care, I’m pretty useless when it comes to getting off my couch and actually putting the effort in, not that any effort would get me into this girl’s soiled vagina, but posting this shit definitely does nothing for the cause. The good news is that the salt water doesn’t seem to be burning her open sores. Yay!

Here she is in some hot staged photoshoot, it’s only hot because I am in love with her personality or lack there of….

Posted in:Bikini|Ibiza|Katie Price|Tits

2009

17

Jun

Tori Spelling Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I didn’t expect the pictures of Tori Spelling in a bikini to be all that hot, I mean she is a Jewish girl afterall, and Jewish girls tend to have wonky heads, probably because of generations of inbreeding, unfortunately for Tori, she’s also got pretty wonky fuckin’ tits, probably because of a early 90s boob job her dad got her for her 16th birthday because she was born and raised in LA the pressure of being beautiful that was put on her by her trashy, superficial mother, when she wasn’t too busy drunk, medicated or fuckin the pool boy, made her feel like it was the only way, to counter balance her weird Jew face they couldn’t do much about, since face transplants weren’t technologically developed at the time, but the good news is that she’s rich. The other good news is that she’s not fat. So at least she’s got something goin’ for her….

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Skinny|Tits|Tori Spelling

2009

17

Jun

Some More Katie Price Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Since seeing these pictures of Katie Price in a bikini in Ibiza, I’ve decided that I want to move in on her and be her new husband who doesn’t fuck her, not because I wouldn’t want to fuck her dirty AIDS pussy, you know I’m talkin’ straight from an African village pussy, but I figure she won’t want to fuck me, you know, since I’m disgusting, even though I’m quite charming in the way I write on the internet, I know this will be the kind of push I need to get the media coverage I really deserve and need to pump into my site. That’s why, I’ve spent the last 24 hours, dancing on my table while throwing napkins and poppin’/pumpin bottles over my head in a bootleg Ed Hardy shirt while listening to David Guetta, whoever the fuck that is, so be warned Jordan, soon I’ll be the nude guy in the pictures with you only I’ll be coming for you in them and not talking on my mobile phone while showin of my gay ankle tatoo.

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

16

Jun

More Coleen Rooney Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

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The only good thing about pregnant chicks is when you know for a fact the baby isn’t yours. That way when you fuck the bitch you know that you don’t need to use a rubber, you can cum up inside her, you can be pretty confident you won’t get an STD cuz bitch has been to the gyno repeatedly the last few months, and most importantly, knowing she’s cheating on her baby daddy with you, is inspiring, but not as inspiring as knowing shit’s growing inside her. I don’t find pregnant chicks all that repulsive, you know the whole full tits, round belly is natural and beautiful, but not as beautiful as not having to worry about paying child support.

Here are some pics of that Coleen Rooney chick in her bikini – round 2 when the pain really should have ended in the first 10 seconds of the first round….if you know what I mean…if you don’t, you’re a fuckin’ idiot, it means she shouldn’t be wearing a fuckin’ bikini and yesterday’s punishment was bad enough…

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney|Pregnant

2009

16

Jun

Mel B Smokin’ in a Bikini of the Day

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Mel B is the good kind of mother who smokes in the house while her kid plays in the same room. The kind of mother who locks smokes in the car with the windows rolled up. I mean when she’s not too busy hanging out at pools while leaving the fuckin’ thing at home with the nanny. Who can really blame her, kids don’t remember the first couple years of their life and really why bother being that much a part of it when you can pay someone to do it for you, especially when you’re a glamorous ex-popstar who needs to spend time on her abs and relaxing because those 8 years she worked 10 years ago were really fuckin’ hectic. At least she does it in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B|Smoking

2009

15

Jun

Coleen Rooney and Her Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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In keeping up with posting obscure Footballer wife’s on the beach in bikinis, here is some pregnant, fat and disgusting Coleen Rooney. It’s called a fuckin’ abortion you pig.

The only good thing is that she wasn’t hot to begin with and this baby isn’t ruining nothin’ it’s just giving her an excuse for having a body that looks the way it does, before she had to accept that it was just cuz of bad food and laziness, now she’s got that whole “she’s a mom” shit.

Here are the pics….

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney|Pregnant

2009

15

Jun

Mel B in Her Bikini of the Day

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I remember the first time I didn’t get hard for a chick. It was a few years ago and she was pretty fit, like Mel B, only less testicles and more vagina. She was pretty hot and we were pretty drunk and my wife was pretty asleep in the next room. I wasn’t sure how I got her back to my place, but I had and when I was done eating her out for an hour, probably something that was all part of the deal, she went down on me and I couldn’t get hard for the life of me. Here I was with this hot brunette body that had no business being with me and I couldn’t even get anything to happen to take full advantage, and the only good thing about that is that after she left disappointed a disgusting fat guy couldn’t get off to her, she became a fixture in my life for 6 months. She’d keep coming over to prove herself, cuz I guess it really messed with her head, I’d be invited to her place and the whole time I kept up the impotency, making her try harder and harder and harder to get me hard, until that horrible day I was sober enough for it to happen, where we had miserable sex and she got what she wanted, proof that I didn’t think I was too good for her.

That’s go nothing to do with Mel B and her bikini, other than the fact that I have a feeling she doesn’t have that issue, cuz her boners are virile….show off.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B

2009

15

Jun

Shauna Sand’s and her Purse Carrier Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Shauna Sand has this hired boy toy who I guess she uses to make herself feel like she’s still got it going on. You know, like the hot Playboy bunny who I guess she once was. The kind of girl who could convince any man to stick their dick inside her, because I guess she doesn’t realize that any girl can get any guy to fuck them, they just have to play the situation right, since most guys are opportunists and if they aren’t fucking someone else that specific time, or if they aren’t these pussy whipped married types, they will go along with it, just because sex is better than masturbating, even if the girl is a monster, it is not in us to turn down vagina.

That said, whenever I see these pictures of Shauna Sand and this chiseled, tanned guy carrying her purse, I get freaked out, it looks so fuckin’ plastic and robotic, maybe even medicated and depressing. It would make sense that this guy is gay and trying to get a head, or maybe even an import from another country, and despite being and an immigrant, can stomach her tight body, because it’s all for a bigger cause, and she looks like a tranny he used to fuck back home in Brazil or some shit, but he just can’t stomach her pussy, cuz like an asshole, it is dry and needs lube, but unlike an ashhole it is loose and has a little too much slack to trick yourself into thinking you’re not in a cunt.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand|Tits

2009

15

Jun

Amy Winehouse in her Bikini Turnin’ Me On of the Day

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I was just doing my morning ritual of watching a 30 minute infomercial on leprosy, as I tend to do as often as I can, because there’s nothing more inspiring to get my day started with some rotting, mangled limbs. The weirdest thing about it is that they were playing the shit on the McDonald’s TVs I get my fix from, making my McMuffin scraps I convinced an old lady to buy me, by helping myself to her change purse and telling her I’d fuck her up if she complained, which I think turned her on, because old ladies tend to not get dick, but still have needs, so threatening them with fucking, is probably not the right approach, but none of that matters, what does matter is that Amy Winehouse in a bikini, was the perfect follow up to the leper commercial, because like a leper, parts of her are rotting, mangled and falling off. In her case it is her vagina and seeing her up in this other girl brings me thoughts of them bumping box together with flakes of skin, wetness and the smell of death filling the room, and that is fucking inspiring…

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Hot

2009

12

Jun

Shauna Sand in her Bikini of the Day

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How can you really hate on a girl who knows her place in the world. Sure she was probably molested as a child, or rejected by her father, or maybe she didn’t even have a fuckin’ father, what the fuck do I know about this cunts life, but it’s nice to see that she didn’t become a fat, man-hating lesbian because of it, but instead, an attention craving, jacked up, plastic surgery ridden, piece of trash, who is in better shape than your girlfriend, and who has the skin reminiscent of a pair of alligator boots, and that last time I checked, alligator boots are fucking luxurious, so that just proves this girl is quality. Assholes.


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