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2017

27

Jun

90210 the Menopausal Years of the Day

Nothing says erotic like seeing bitches you used to jerk off to in the 90s, not because they were really that hot, but because they were marketed as being hot, on a shitty show everyone fucking loved and watched…..in their mid 40s, all menopausal, and terrifying…

It doesn’t need to be Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling from TV, but really any young woman you’ve wanted to fuck 25 years ago now…

99 percent of the time, they will look like this, because this is what aging women actually look like…

Sure there is always the exception, the fit mom in a bikini at the pool who looks amazing….and not all people age this bad…but as a general rule…this is what we’ve all experienced…

The only hot thing about them is that they can’t get knocked up anymore…their hormones can’t handle it…and even that isn’t that hot, because knocking them up would actually be a decent retirement plan, it’s not like you’re fucking anything better.

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2012

03

May

Tori Spelling’s Disgusting Pregnant Bikini Body of the Day

I don’t like Tori Spelling o begin with…I never did…I remember watching 90210 when she was a virgin, totally understanding why, not quite understanding why Megan Fox’s husband was after her cherry, when there was better pussy on the show, even if it was a little more weathered, before being informed her dad ran the shit, and she was his princess who could be the virgin if she wanted to….all while rocking the weirdest gap in a chest in all of TV cleavage history…..and I sure as hell don’t like pregnant women, they are fat in weird ways, they have growing humans in them, their vaginas are about toe explode a second time, andd the whole thing, even with implants is OK to look at, it’s even ok to fuck if it isn’t your baby in there, but it sure as hell shouldn’t be fucking celebrated….unfortuantely, Tori Spelling is a spoiled cunt and she thinks everything she does should be celebrated….and I guess since I have that bikini rule…I gotta post it….and if you stare at her fake tits or even her face long enough, the swollen uterus starts to not matter as much….it’s almost the least of her concerns…..


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2011

18

Nov

Tori Spelling Big Naked Mom Tits on Twitter of the Day

The story goes like this – Allegedly Dean McDermott, Tori Spelling’s husband and baby daddy posted this picture of his son on twitter, probably knowing Tori’s tits were in the background, but figuring no one followed him, and wouldn’t notice, or even if they did notice, that it’s be a fun little publicity stunt, like where’s Waldo, only instead it is where is weird gappy implant titty with dark milk filled nipples…

Obviously both parties knew this was in the picture, it wasn’t an accident, it was just awesome, so I’d think we should all thank them for not being uptight cunts, and instead for playing along, showing us tit, even if we’d rather not see the tit, cuz we’d always rather see the tit…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that I think all wives should show of their tits if their faces aren’t in the picture cuz I want to see every breast invented……and so does every other dude…even on bitches we wouldn’t go out of our way to see topless…cuz topless is amazing

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2011

31

May

Tori Spelling Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

These pictures would have been a lot better without a pregnant Tori Spelling in them….

I guess it’d also be a lot better if she was topless so that we could make sense of her award gap tit, or even on all fours while pregnant cuz slutty pregnant chicks, although disgusting are funny cuz you know they wish people looked at them in a way that made them feel objectified and worth fucking…

I always look on the bright side of things.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2011

17

May

Tori Spelling Pumping Gas of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting pictures of Tori Spelling….I really don’t and never did find her hot ever when she was 16 and on TV…even though she had implants in a time I didn’t find implants cheap and easy entertainment, you know when implants were a mythical object that average girls didn’t get, reserved for strippers and playboy chicks, before realizing there’s nothing like a hot set of natural tits, and implants are cheap copies….so to post these pics makes no sense…unless maybe I’m into her billionaire ass pumping her own gas like some grease monkey…but I don’t think it’s that.

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2011

04

Jan

Tori Spelling in Her Bathing Suit Rolling Around in the Snow of the Day

I don’t know what is bigger bottom feeding behavior…Tori Spelling posting pictures of her half naked and roling around in the snow like the wild girl she wants her fans/followers to think her mom ass is….or me posting pictures of it…hoping at least one person comes to me instead of her official twitter….because that’s just what I do here…repost other people’s smut instead of making my own…not that Tori Spelling in a bathing suit is smut….unless of course you’re into awkward looking bitches fighting hypothermia…unfortunately, something I know where all into…and who really cares…This is Tori Spelling we’re talking about, I don’t think she really deserves anyone’s time….

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2010

30

Nov

Tori Spelling Making Stupid Faces of the Day

Here are some really hot pics of Tori Spelling for all you idiots who jerked off to her wonky teenage implants her daddy bought her out of guilt for giving her that face and neglecting her while cheating on her mom with the cast of all his shows…you know back when she was on 90210 when her youthful tits distracted you from her youthful broken down face….the whole reason people ever fucked her but youthfulness has a way of turning into this nightmare….Enjoy perverts.

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2010

07

May

Tori Spelling Gets Felt Up for Mother’s Day of the Day

Nothing says “I love you mom, thanks for bringing me into the world and being here for me all these years” like grabbing her fucking tit as the paparazzi stage pictures that Wal-Mart would call the authorities about if we were still a “printed film” generation, back when inappropriate pictures of kids had to be run through a middle man, before the digital era made catching the motherfuckers a question of how well an FBI agent could mimic the typing style of a 7 year old in a Sponge Bob Square Pants chatroom…..but I digress…. this post isn’t about the disgusting dark world of kiddie porn, it’s about the beautiful bond a child has with his mother that I’ll never know because my mother died when I was a kid, but that I do know if she didn’t, I woulda made them tits mine for life, cuz I figure if you give me the shit as a kid, they are rightfully mine, otherwise you’re an indian giver, making Thanksgiving Dinner very awkward for the guests when my 40 year old ass busts out her tit for desert, but so beautiful for me, cuz mother and son bond is so strong that it just can’t be torn apart…especially when there’s titty involved…cuz I love tit and any excuse to play with tit so Tori Spelling’s kid has right idea, and really Tori Spelling should embrace it because she used to have the scariest fucking fake tits around so it’s nice to see someone finally appreciate the shit….

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Posted in:Breasts|Mother's Day|Tori Spelling

2009

21

Sep

Tori Spelling’s Bright Lips and See Thru Tits of the Day

I guess Tori Spelling is leaving a kid’s birthday party where she was the hired clown, at least that is what I assume she’s doing based on her whore lipstick, unfortunately she was asked to leave because she was scaring the kids, but luckily she wore a shirt see-thru enough to remind the world just how bad I want to see her topless, because ever since 90210, I’ve been curious about her mutated fake tits and how shit hangs without clothes, but then again, I’ve been curious about how every single girl I’ve ever seen, met or watched from across the bus looks naked, it’s just a passion of mine, not that these pics satisfy that need, but bitch does look pretty funny, unlike this post. Enjoy.

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Posted in:Red Lipstick|See Thru|Tori Spelling

2009

17

Jun

Tori Spelling Bikini Pictures of the Day

I didn’t expect the pictures of Tori Spelling in a bikini to be all that hot, I mean she is a Jewish girl afterall, and Jewish girls tend to have wonky heads, probably because of generations of inbreeding, unfortunately for Tori, she’s also got pretty wonky fuckin’ tits, probably because of a early 90s boob job her dad got her for her 16th birthday because she was born and raised in LA the pressure of being beautiful that was put on her by her trashy, superficial mother, when she wasn’t too busy drunk, medicated or fuckin the pool boy, made her feel like it was the only way, to counter balance her weird Jew face they couldn’t do much about, since face transplants weren’t technologically developed at the time, but the good news is that she’s rich. The other good news is that she’s not fat. So at least she’s got something goin’ for her….

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Skinny|Tits|Tori Spelling