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2017

27

Jun

90210 the Menopausal Years of the Day

Nothing says erotic like seeing bitches you used to jerk off to in the 90s, not because they were really that hot, but because they were marketed as being hot, on a shitty show everyone fucking loved and watched…..in their mid 40s, all menopausal, and terrifying…

It doesn’t need to be Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling from TV, but really any young woman you’ve wanted to fuck 25 years ago now…

99 percent of the time, they will look like this, because this is what aging women actually look like…

Sure there is always the exception, the fit mom in a bikini at the pool who looks amazing….and not all people age this bad…but as a general rule…this is what we’ve all experienced…

The only hot thing about them is that they can’t get knocked up anymore…their hormones can’t handle it…and even that isn’t that hot, because knocking them up would actually be a decent retirement plan, it’s not like you’re fucking anything better.

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2007

26

Sep

I am – Jennie Garth Cleavage Pictures of the Day

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My server is a fucking whore and has been acting up the last 2 years. I am told the company is working on a fix but that means that I don’t have a site right now and it’s a pretty scary thought that you can lose everything you work for in about a minute, not that I really work, but you know what I mean.

Speaking of not working, here’s Beverly Hills 90210 superstar Jennie Garth, a little older and a little poorer since she hasn’t got a pay check in 10 years, but at least she’s rockin’ some cleavage.

I met a girl the other day while getting a lap dance who was a trained dancer. She spent her life in ballet school and lived the disciplined and strict life. She couldn’t make any money doing it and loved dancing so much that now she’s an over qualified stripper and I got to grab her ballerina tits for 10 dollars.

The other strippers didn’t like her because of her artistic approach to the pole. Shit was like watching some kind of artistic cultural event and this tattooed whore who learned here moves watching music videos and porn ended up punching her in the face for being such a fag while I was there. I guess there’s something hot about a stripper with a black eye who does ballet, it kinda adds to the whole “crying scene” in her routine…and I know you get off to chicks who look beat up because you’re weird.

Here are Jennie Garth’s tits, because she may be an actor out of work but she’s still got a vagina.


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