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2012

07

Mar

Jordan Katie Price Modeling Her Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jordan Katie Price is always Hysterical in her ridiculousness that I appreciate for mor than the fact that she looks like a fucking tranny now, because I’ve been watching her and her ridiculous tits all these years, sacrifice any integrity or self respect, in a go big or go home kind of way that she took fucking literally….and now she’s a billionaire who looks like this, shamelessly promoting bullshit, and you know what…I love it….From her Sex Tapes to her ridiculousness….she deserves all she’s got….from being awesome…even if she looks like a fucking tranny now….


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2012

09

Feb

Katie Price/Jordan’s Intentional Leather Skirt Upskirt cuz She’s Amazing of the Day

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Katie Price is my favorite. She is the perfect balance of trash, slut, pornstar, tranny, exhibitionist, rich bitch, money maker, brand, clown, freakis tit, hooker, for me….

It is like she’s mastered the art of being a piece of trash, slut, pornstar, tranny, exhibitionist, stripper, rich bitch, money maker, brand, clown, freakish tit, hooker….there’s no way any other bitch will ever compare…

Sure there are imitators but like a Hermes Purse…they can never beat the real fucking thing…

I have followed her antics for as long as I can remember….and I’m not stopping now…as long as there is Jordan Katie Price…there will be me in the corner watching…She is my queen.

As good as this upskirt pic is…. TOPLESS BEACH PICS ARE FUCKING LEGENDARY

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price

2011

26

Jul

Jordan Katie Price Skinny Leg Tranny with Big Tits of the Day

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I was at some pool club filled with the more ravaged looking women I’ve ever seen.

Most were strippers with fake tits, but with that comes girls who just hard party…serious fucking trash that looks 40 at 25, haggard as fuck, with sloppy loooking pussy stuffed into their bikini, and ridiculous fake tits on a skinny little body from all the not taking care of themselves thanks to a need for speed and other hard drugs, leaving the skin on their legs and ass all hanging off them and unhealthy, on the verge of a walking corpse, but with a serious love for house music and ridiculous dancing….and tattoos…

It was on some biker looking gutter shit, that I feel Jordan Katie Price has channelled into her daily life, cuz despite all the polo matches, private jets and money, she’s just a dirty, gutter, haggard, useless and fake titted as them…she just sucked the right cock…while these girls I saw just suck any fucking cock….

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price

2010

14

Dec

Katie Price Has Seen Better Days Which Isn’t Saying Much of the Day

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I don’t know what is going on in these pictures. I just know that Katie “Jordan” Price has seen better days and I love documenting undeserving bitches who made stupid money cuz she had stupid fake tits and the majority of the population are retard “Bros” who love stupid fake tits cuz tehy think they have to otherwise their frat house or mechanic partners will call them gay, fall from their little empire they built….

Maybe it is strain from raising a retard baby, maybe it’s bad plastic surgery from being insecure and knowing she has no self worth other than her fleeting looks that were never really anything special, maybe it’s drugs and really who fucking cares, she’s practically a nobody….but here are the pics, looking like a battered ex-stripper in the trailer park, so point and laugh if you’re like me and appreciate good failure like a fine wine every now and then/always.

I’d just love to see how weathered her old sock of a vagina looks….let’s hope the desperation gets to that level

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price

2009

14

Dec

Katie Price and Her Tranny Tits of the Day

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I wonder how many times Katie Price pulls out the lips on her weather vagina and shapes the shit into something that looks as close to a cock and ballsack as possible, because there is no fucking way this girl doesn’t realize or that it is an accident that as the days turn into months, she turns into a fucking dude. Maybe it is just the make-up, maybe it’s just how the plastic surgery sets, like foundation on an old house, or maybe she’s on hormone therapy, cuz after Peter Andre, she realizes that her life calling, or at least her sexual preference is to fuck gay menup the ass with a huge black strap on dildos….and that she can’t live without a cock….but at least as she slowly enters manhood, she still has a pair of the stupiest fake tits to ever make a cunt with no purpose famous…and here are some pics of her trashy and dressed like the kid on welfare you’d find at K-Mart.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits|Tranny

2009

02

Dec

Jordan is a Make-Up Monster of the Day

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I don’t know who told Jordan that burying herself in make-up makes a bitch so, making her invest in a kiddie pool to fill the fuck up with self tanner and roll around in the shit liek she was an actual pig in fucking shit and not just a bitch you call a pig because of everything she represents in life, but I assume it was the same person who told her that getting ridiculous fake tits will make her worth jerking off to, despite looking like a total fucking freak straight out of a horror movie or comic book some closet case over compensating for his gay fantasies wrote….because as time goes on…I feel her testicles are slowly droppin’….cuz she just doesn’t look like a she as much as she may have before she vandalized herself like she an abandoned building in the seedy part of town that is used as a home for squatters and prostitutes….like the piece of lowlife trash her dirty pussy is….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jordan|Make-Up|Monster

2009

21

Oct

Katie Price Ridiculous Book Signing of the Day

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Katie Price’s personality is just as ridiculous as her fake tits and her career, but for some reason people are still fueling her stupidity and this life that seems like a joke to an outsider like me is really pretty profitable, making me realize that maybe I should just get myself some stupid fake tits, and tight revealing clothes, cuz if it works for this tranny, it can work for pretty much anyone.

What is even more ridiculous in all this is that her cage frighting boyfriend got dressed up in drag, I guess learning from the fuckin’ best drag queen in the industry first hand for when his cage fighting career ends.

I always thought cage fighting was kinda faggy, you know two dudes in panties wrestling half naked, and I guess any dude who fucks Jordan has sexuality issues, like Peter Andre, so we probably didn’t need this proof, but here it is anyway….and I have a feeling you’ll like it, since you’re bored of girls dressed like girls and lookin for something different to jerk off to, weirdo….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alex Reid|Book|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

16

Oct

Jordan Still Has Ridiculous TIts of the Day

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I don’t know what to say about these pictures. I really can’t be bothered to talk about someone who obviously has a sickness, like a real fucking sickness and addiction for making her tits look stupider and stupider because she thinks her only worth is in her tits, because I know that those tits are all she is worth, and really Jordan could have been any whore with daddy issues and no self esteem, but instead we’re stuck with her and this looks pretty fucking ridiculous but expected from this bitch….and I guess someone out there is into this, because she keeps getting work, so if you’re out there, this one’s for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Bauer and
Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

07

Oct

Katie Price Attacks the Paparazzi of the Day

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I guess dating a professional cage fighter has rubbed off on Katie Price because here are some pictures of her attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella, because I assume she doesn’t want to have her picture taken so badly that goin’ straight for the motherfucker’s throat is the rational thing to do, as her boyfriend has proven, violence does solve conflict, so lets hope the bitch pisses him off one day so she gets beat the fuck up…..
I am sure I am not the only one who thinks that she should be the last one angry about having her pic taken, she should embrace the shit and celebrate the fact that people still care about her, when she’s pretty much a nobody with big fat tits, but I guess she’s lost sight of that and has let the ego everyone around her has created take the fuck over and make her feel like she should act like a real celebrity that just can’t take being hounded anymore, when really she’s just a piece of trash so I guess this kind of behavior is expected….and funny.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Angry|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

21

Sep

Katie Price Jordan and Her Stupid Tits

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Katie Price is becoming a man at least it looks like she is, maybe her shoulders were always this broad and that was why Peter Andre, her gay ex-husband married her, because he figured it would put his name on the map and her tits are so unnatural it’d be like suckin’ on a beach ball and there’s nothing straight about that.

I just can’t imagine why anyone would ever want to fuck this bitch, and the only thing semi-appealing about her is that she looks like a sex doll, but unlike sex dolls she probably talks some stupid shit that would piss me off and she probably doesn’t put out, because it’s been my experience that the sluttier a girl looks the less she’s into sex, and even though she made her career off guys jerking off to her, she invested tons of money into looking the part but they just don’t get that fucking is her role in life, making her the biggest fuckin’ cocktease out there, not that she does any teasing to my cock the way she looks in these pics, but you probably like it.

Pics via Bauer and PacificCoastNews

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