Smoking Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2010

25

Feb

Smoking Fetish Picture of the Day

There is a really creepy guy who has been visiting the site and leaving some of the craziest, funniest, most disgusting comments since I started the site named HornyLohanWanker. He has been a consistent part of what I do here as he always leaves his shit stain of a comment on my shit stain of a post like to faggots sharing a pair of underwear. He is scary and I have wanted to report him to the FBI often but then I’d have no one leaving comments.

He has a smoking fetish that he talks about a lot, that involves red lipstick on cigarettes, he doesn’t care who the pussy is or what the pussy is wearing he just cares about the lipstick, so here’s some bitch from Entourage doin’ the HornyLohanWanker….

Posted in:Debi Mazar|Smoking

2009

16

Jun

Mel B Smokin’ in a Bikini of the Day

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Mel B is the good kind of mother who smokes in the house while her kid plays in the same room. The kind of mother who locks smokes in the car with the windows rolled up. I mean when she’s not too busy hanging out at pools while leaving the fuckin’ thing at home with the nanny. Who can really blame her, kids don’t remember the first couple years of their life and really why bother being that much a part of it when you can pay someone to do it for you, especially when you’re a glamorous ex-popstar who needs to spend time on her abs and relaxing because those 8 years she worked 10 years ago were really fuckin’ hectic. At least she does it in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B|Smoking

2009

19

Feb

Some Two Year Old China Man Smokin of the Day

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Ever since the Hong Kong lady freaked the fuck out that hit the internet and Conan’s Last Week of Shows the otherday, everyone’s been hard from fucking China, maybe it’s because shit’s like another planet or maybe it’s because of the Olympics, and I don’t really care.

What I do care about is how amazing this video of a 2 year old kid smoking. I don’t care about the health risks the “Man” claims cigarette cause, when the cancer’s we get are probably a product of the food they sell us and the water they give us to drink, cuz smoking is too cool to be dangerous.

On a side note, if you’ve ever been to China, you’d know that smoking a cigarette is the least of anyone’s concerns, it stinks and the air is so thick it feels like you’re suckin’ a car exhaust’s dick and for 6 months after getting back, you cough up soot. So just enjoy how awesome this video is before crying about how this kid is being abused.

Who are you to say what is right or wrong? Who are you to get involved and preach your fucking propaganda? Do you have any clinical studies that prove smoking at 2 is a health risk? Mind our own fucking business asshole and if you’ve got such a fucking issue with it, make your own fucking baby and treat it how you want it to be treated and let us do what we want with ours.

Posted in:China|Smoking|Two Year Old

2009

03

Feb

Katherine Heigl is a Butt Hound of the Day

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I remember being told that girls who smoke have smellier pussies than girls who don’t smoke. I remember being told that girls who smoke have greyer and dryer pussies than girls who smoke. I figure that since Katherine Heigl is constantly smokin’, her pussy is so choked out that shit has a potty smelling cough of it’s own.

Now I’ve never done any research on these claims, I have never really cared because there is no pussy too smelly, too grey, too lifeless for me to have my way with, but I figure if it is true, the anti smoking coalitions may want to take this angle instead of the whole lung cancer thing, because pussy condition is something girls will take seriously, since no one wants to be the girl with the stinky, dead, grey cunt, except for Katherine Heigl, but by the looks of her, I figure that’s the least of her concerns because she’s fat and already married, so it’s just one of the many signs of giving up, and giving her husband more reason to cheat on her.

Posted in:Fat|Katherine Heigl|Smoking

2009

12

Jan

Anna Faris Lookin’ Hot Smoking of the Day

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For those of you who like when girl’s smoke and the whole grey skin, grey pussy, haggard face, stink, cancer, disgusting teeth and fingers that comes with it. Here’s some pics of that Anna Faris bitch smoking and lookin’ what I would consider her fucking best. I don’t even know who this bitch is, and who really cares….I know that I don’t….

Posted in:Anna Faris|Smoking

2008

26

Nov

Kristen Stewart Smokin’ the Pipe of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kristen Stewart, some chick I’ve never heard of because she is ugly, but who is part of this whole Twilight phenomenon and people are confusing as being something pretty, when the only thing pretty about her is how ugly she is. These are some pictures of her smoking some pipe you’d buy at a head shop to smoke whatever drugs you want with. I guess she’s taking a lead from her big Celebrity Rehab brother Sean Stewart, not that they are related, but with a face like that they could be. Something seriously went wrong with Rod Stewart’s sperm….I blame Karma getting back at him for him getting through a loophole and landing a fucking career, tons of money and many ex-model wives….or maybe it’s just too much partying on the road fuckin’ things up a little.

Speaking of drugs, I assume the only drug she’d be smoking in public is one that is legal, because she doesn’t want to lose future work and drag her name in the mud like she’s some kind of Lohan, since she’s new to the scene, but still wants to get fucked up enough to look in the mirror and believe all the hype she’s getting, so I’m guessing she’s getting down with Salvia.

Here are Some Pictures of her showing off her tight little body….that doesn’t match her broken down face…

Wow…bad post…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Smoking

2007

13

Sep

I am – Lohan's Fat Ass in Whore Stance of the Day

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I know that these Lohan smoking on the street looking like a whore with a fat ass pictures have already been circulating but I am not committed to being first at anything. I have accepted my position as the most irrelevant website on the internet just as Lohan has accepted that she will be left working as a common whore, unfortunately we’re not there yet and this rehab shit is working against us, but I still have hope that cocaine is her gateway drug that will open her up to other drugs like crack, because crack only takes you one place and it’s a good one…for people like us who always wanted to bang her.

I got this email today from someone who feels the same way about me as I do….

From – privacyplease777@yahoo.com
Subject – Praise and kudos

Wish I had some. (Praise, that is.)

But: you’re a coarse, abusive uneducated asshole.

Your spelling is for shit.

You say “fuck” about every 3 words, as though it’s somehow funny or creative.

(It’s not — and you’re not.)

I probably would have thought you were slightly funny when I was, like, 4.

Grow the fuck up, goober.

(Don’t bother responding — you’re blocked, and this e-mail address doesn’t accept responses. If you think that’s lame — fuck you: your godaddy registration is anonymous.)

Here are those Lohan looking like a whore pictures:

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2007

13

Sep

I am – Lohan’s Fat Ass in Whore Stance of the Day

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I know that these Lohan smoking on the street looking like a whore with a fat ass pictures have already been circulating but I am not committed to being first at anything. I have accepted my position as the most irrelevant website on the internet just as Lohan has accepted that she will be left working as a common whore, unfortunately we’re not there yet and this rehab shit is working against us, but I still have hope that cocaine is her gateway drug that will open her up to other drugs like crack, because crack only takes you one place and it’s a good one…for people like us who always wanted to bang her.

I got this email today from someone who feels the same way about me as I do….

From – privacyplease777@yahoo.com
Subject – Praise and kudos

Wish I had some. (Praise, that is.)

But: you’re a coarse, abusive uneducated asshole.

Your spelling is for shit.

You say “fuck” about every 3 words, as though it’s somehow funny or creative.

(It’s not — and you’re not.)

I probably would have thought you were slightly funny when I was, like, 4.

Grow the fuck up, goober.

(Don’t bother responding — you’re blocked, and this e-mail address doesn’t accept responses. If you think that’s lame — fuck you: your godaddy registration is anonymous.)

Here are those Lohan looking like a whore pictures:

Related Posts:

Lohan’s Rehab Tits Pictures
Lohan’s Birthday Bikini Pictures
Lohan’s Ass Goes to a Movie
Lohan Bikini Nipple Pictures

2007

29

Aug

I am – Britney Spears Bikini and Hair Smoking of the Day

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Everyone is giving this bitch a hard time about being a shitty mother and they are making a big fucking deal about her smoking with her kids in pictures. That’s like giving someone a hard time about feeding their kids eat McDonald’s for dinner , or making them skip school to go on Christmas Vacation or some shit. If they think this bitch is a bad parent, they should see some of the people I know, who are on welfare and who are addicts and who live in shitty fucking apartments and spend their money on their addictions and not on their kids well-being. These are the kids who show up to school covered in dirty, smelling of piss and lookin’ all malnourished as they stare at you eating your sandwich with envy when all they have to eat is a can of creamed corn but no can opener. The fact that they are born from Britney’s disgusting vagina is a fucking blessing, they may be neglected by her and she may find it fun to watch them play with endangered species and they may be a form of her insane entertainment or some kind of fashion accessory that she looks at with her glazed over, medicated eyes like they are her very own personal dancing monkeys…but she has a staff to pick up her slack and there is always private school…..so her smoking is really not a big deal and if they want to make a lesson out of anyone they should hit up some of the ghetto neighborhoods where crackbabies are left to fend for themselves at the age of 2, instead of bugging Britney. She is rich and because of that we should all leave her the fuck alone….