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Some Two Year Old China Man Smokin of the Day

Ever since the Hong Kong lady freaked the fuck out that hit the internet and Conan’s Last Week of Shows the otherday, everyone’s been hard from fucking China, maybe it’s because shit’s like another planet or maybe it’s because of the Olympics, and I don’t really care.

What I do care about is how amazing this video of a 2 year old kid smoking. I don’t care about the health risks the “Man” claims cigarette cause, when the cancer’s we get are probably a product of the food they sell us and the water they give us to drink, cuz smoking is too cool to be dangerous.

On a side note, if you’ve ever been to China, you’d know that smoking a cigarette is the least of anyone’s concerns, it stinks and the air is so thick it feels like you’re suckin’ a car exhaust’s dick and for 6 months after getting back, you cough up soot. So just enjoy how awesome this video is before crying about how this kid is being abused.

Who are you to say what is right or wrong? Who are you to get involved and preach your fucking propaganda? Do you have any clinical studies that prove smoking at 2 is a health risk? Mind our own fucking business asshole and if you’ve got such a fucking issue with it, make your own fucking baby and treat it how you want it to be treated and let us do what we want with ours.

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  • Jenn

    So wrong….

  • eve

    i dont think this is from china. i dont recognize the language as being a chinese language. it sounds like korean…

  • Korean

    Fuck u, not Korean. Vietnamese or something.

  • Sed

    Whatever, he’s not even inhaling.

  • Declan


  • if you look he isnt even inhaling so it doesnt matter he is just gonna get mouth cancer lol

  • douchesass

    dudes it’s totally chinese. i recognize one of the lines but it’s some random dialect that’s not mandarin. or maybe it’s mandarin with a hick accent. oops sorry…

  • Pepper

    It definitely ISN’T vietnamese, I don’t know anything about Chinese or Korean but that’s not vientamese.

    And cigarette provokes cancer, doesn’t matter how old you are. Who cares, he’s not inhaling…

  • Asian guy

    This is chinese, not japanese, korean or vietnamese. Eve only knows uni taught chinese. There’s Mandarin and Cantonese and many, many dialects! Its funny but its not right to know it that early, he’ll prolly keep smoking when he grows up. As for child abuse, are you kidding me? Travel to third world countries (not tourist traps) and then you can talk.

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