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Archive for the Parenting Category

2010

19

Apr

Father of the Day

Here’s some real life Precious shit where dude had 4 babies with his daughter, only this is the white trash version. It involves campers, Oklahoma, hillbilly looking motherfuckers who look like pedophiles, garage burials and the whole thing is so fucking twisted, but in the dad’s defense, white trash like this find it hard to understand basic concepts in life like that just because he made the vagina, doesn’t mean it is his vagina to do what he wants with….it is not part of his redneck American dream along with dragging negroes behind his pick-up truck….these hicks just can’t figure out the basic things like washing, brushing teeth, holding down a job, graduating grade school and the basic functions you think you need to survive in life….They just get hungry and eat, get boners and fuck, get angry at black folk and light crosses on their yards and all the good stuff you only find in America.

Posted in:Incest|Parenting

2010

31

Mar

Parents Watching Porn with Kids News of the Day

Texas has a funny law that reads “Minors are allowed to watch porn if an adult is present” and now some woman is trying to ruin our parental right to teach our daughters how to keep their man happy.

Seriously, porn is part of mainstream media and the sooner kids get up on how to fuck, the better off they are in future….fucking is a hell of a lot more beneficial to their future than Spongebob Squarepants bullshit….

Even Folgers commercials remind us that dad’s like training their daughters proper so that they know what they are passing off to their future husbands, I mean really, what else would the bitch be out all night after someone “propsed” to her…and what do you think daddy was referencing when he said “Todd’s a Lucky Man”….whore….The good news in all this is that I’m not a parent.

Posted in:Parenting|Porn

2009

18

Jun

Shauna Sand is Still in a Bikini of the Day

Seeing Shauna Sand drinking wine with all her kids on the beach, including her boy toy she fucks, and who she isn’t decent enough to not introduce to her kids as their temporary new dad who mom pays off to fuck, because she’s a whore, untilsomeone hotter comes along, because you know this kind of bouncing from man to man won’t fuck them up over the course of their life, whether it turns them lesbian, or into sluts like their moms, or just weird, all ruin the fantasy I had of her being the perfect mother who puts her kids before her, and that makes me cry on the inside. I had such high hopes for this cunt….

Posted in:Bikini|Parenting|Shauna Sand|Wino