2010
08
Feb
The Gossip Girl who wasn’t born in a halfway house to a criminal mother but who was born to actor parents who forced her to live out there dreams, who didn’t want to be famous so badly that she took parts in fetish movies but did want to be famous enough to play a Fetish in a Movie but probably sucked an equal number of dicks to make her dreams come true was in her bikini in Miami and here are the stalker pics….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Bikini|Blake Lively
2010
08
Feb
Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck and her chances of having a baby of her own have pretty much leaked out of her pussy and over her panties in the form of her last tired period. I bet she regrets cursing her period all those years, wishing it would go away, because now she knows you don’t know what you had til it’s gone…
She’s latched herself onto Gerard Butler, who is in her latest movie and probably plotting his escape, but knows he can only make a move after the press is over, cuz otherwise bitch will go psycho….
On a sidenote, when Gerard Butler was filming 300 in Montreal, he fucked a few girls I know. He was on some special diet, he wasn’t drinking or doing cocaine like he was used to and he was apparantly a huge fucking bitch at least according to little groupie bitches who just liked the fact he was in a movie and didn’t really care that they had never hear of him before, but were just happy he chose them to be inside of….
Either way, happy birthday grandma aniston who will never be a grandma cuz you were too fucking picky and thought you were too good for every single guy but managed to turn off the few you ever did locked down. I hope you had a good day using the telescope to spy on the paparazzi who was spying on you….fucking loser…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Aniston
2010
05
Feb
I love the old pervert on set of this amputee teenage bikini surf fetish film. Dude looks like he’s having the fucking time of his life, like being around young girls has given him a second wind and blown some life back into his dick. It’s the kind of thing where he’s started doing push-ups every morning before shooting, because maybe the girls will sense the heightened testosterone levels…and maybe they will flirt back or pull sexual favors for him to get preferential treatment, but I think them being in bikini all day is more than enough….
It’s funny how Hollywood works. These perverts are allowed to write this teenage erotica, mask it as a drama and have chicks half naked around you all day, when I do it, I just get paranoid I’m gonna get arrested….
Either way, Jack Nicholson’s daughter has a great fucking ass….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb|Bikini|Lorraine Nicholson
2010
04
Feb
This is some UK bitch who was on some reality show, who claims she’s a Glamour Model, a profession they should re-named “insecure girls with fake tits and shitty tattoos who are willing to show off their bodies in cheesy pictures some shitty photographer takes of them in hopes they’ll get noticed and shit will take them to the top cuz it’s all they have going for them”, but I guess it doesn’t have the same ring to it….here she is in some shoot…and I wouldn’t mind cumming inside her in exchange for false promises of giving her a big break…
Posted in:Bikini|Jessica-Jane Clement|Tits
2010
03
Feb
I don’t know who owns these bikini pictures, but I know the paparazzi, especially the paparazzi I don’t work with, are fucking scummy bottom feeding pieces of fucking shit.I have had years of fights with, so I can only assume they’re going to send lawyers letters by the end of the day to take these down cuz I don’t have the right to post them or some bullshit, even though I don’t think they should have the right to take them, because they monetize on breaking laws like criminals by climbing into trees, jumping fences, invading privacy and killing Princess Diana before dating Britney Spears to get the fucking pics….
So until I hear otherwise, I am gonna assume these pics were taken by some random dude who posted them to his facebook, I mean there’s no way they are professional shots, just look how shitty they are, but trust me…I will hear otherwise…because these people are fucking vultures…so take it in while you can…
Posted in:Bikini|Cameron Diaz
2010
03
Feb
Here is some Australian named Jodi Gordon. I’ve never heard of her because I am not Australian trash, but I have always had a soft spot for Australian girls because in their ghetto criminal roots comes some laid back attitude, open to fuck and have a good time, while getting as drunk as possible.
This bitch has only one drug scandal, one dead ex boyfriend, and a career on an Australian soap opera, but now she’s got you who knows who she is and that may not count for much to her, but you can pretend it does, since pretending people care about you is what gets you through life…
Bonus – The Cokewhore Put Some Clothes On….
Pics via LFI
Posted in:Bikini|Jodi Gordon
2010
03
Feb
Jack Nicholson’s daughter is also in the jailbait bikini movie that I think the producers knew would be a success because dudes are perverts but masked it as a story of a girl who lost her teenage bikini clad arm by a shark while surfing to keep the Christian groups off their pervert backs….because I can guarantee if I produced my teenage bikini movie I’d end up arrested and not even because of the sedatives I was feeding the teenage runaways I cast for th parts…but because society frowns on that shit….
That said, Lorraine Nicholson is actually in her final tennage year and turns 20 in a few months, so she’s not illegal, especially not here since 16 is Canada’s cut off date, but if you are American you can still fantasize about buying her alcohol illegally before having your way with her, because you like this whole being bad and breaking the law for pussy thing…….
I guess the real question everyone is asking themselves is how could she have possibly got this high profile role with no real acting experience…or maybe no one is askin that because they are too busy checking out her bikini body, especially since it’s pretty obvious she is nothing without her dad, who is a Hollywood legend and riding his coat tails and writing her name in BOLD for the audition only makes sense, I mean if she even had an audition, because all it really takes is for her dad to make a phone call thanks to nepotism…makin’ nepotism my new porn….
Here is her thick but good body before losing her mind and developing a complex that makes her a trashy slut with daddy issues and addiction, pretty much turning into a Lohan and the good news is that she’s flashing a little bald pubic area which I guess is a foreshadowing what’s to come….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Bikini|Jack Nicholson's Daughter|Lorraine Nicholson
2010
26
Jan
Miranda Kerr is still getting paid to be on your dream vacation that you will never go on because any extra money you have you insist on putting into your piece of shit pick-up truck, or repairing your second hand real doll, or into a new more powerful computer to use for your role playing games that have replaced any hope for a social life you may have, or maybe it you’re an outgoing virgin loser, you’re spending your money on collector items like action figures, comic books and DVDs, or maybe just maybe you’re cool enough to spend you money on hard drugs, hard liquor and hard-faced women….and she’s doing it in a bikini…and she’s lookin’ pretty fucking okay according to me…but I’m probably not the best judge of these things since I raped a woman’s sock I found in the park….here are the pics…
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Photoshoot
2010
25
Jan
Someone emailed these into me and I’m not sure if they are of a tan addicted, plastic surgery piece of shit ex stripper, or if shit is Donatella Versace like they are advertised….I don’t know when they were taken or how old they are. I just know that there comes a point when the fake hair, fake tits, fake face, and horrible skin color kinda spills over and makes these pig women all look the same, whether they are ex strippers, pornstars, Jewish grandmothers in Florida, victims of hollywood or rich and famous luxury brand designers…..What do you think?
Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Donatella Versace|Topless
2010
25
Jan
Even the New York boat show knows how to make an event better by hiring a bunch of girls to strip down into bikinis. They took something so fucking tedious and turned it into something you can jerk off to. I’ve been to car shows before and have wanted to shoot myself in the face amongst immigrants and fat trash in Jack Daniels shirts checkin out the new truck they could never afford….this looks like a better time.
Pics via PacificCoastNews