AnnaSophia Robb first came into my life when some big titty girl invited me to some movie she had free tickets to called Soul Surfer. I obviously went vbecause of the tits, but I also like free shit, but mainly because of the tits.

I would have gone to any movie for free in that era, whether there were big tits or not. It was a simpler time before agoraphobia, pandemics, shootings in theatres, bed bug outbreaks and ADHD that makes sitting through a movie painful as fuck….but the big tits made it more appealing….I figured that maybe I could score a blowjob in a theatre out of this, or maybe do a little finger banging in the theatre if she’s feeling wild, you know right place, right time, right circumstance…..you miss all the shots you don’t take.

The movie was about a surfer who gets eaten by a shark, this one played the surfer eaten by the shark and was in a bikini the entire time, she was probably 18 and made it more appealing to get my dick sucked in the theater after an hour of staring at the bikini, but life is unfair and dicks weren’t sucked, at least not mine.

AnnaSophia Robb was the main player, she’s still around, she’s old as shit now, and in age appropriate bathing suits, not bikinis, while doing some apres ski, snow angel to hot tub drinking with her moustached man…and well, you can see the outline of her cunt in the one piece and that’s what it’s about baby.

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I don’t really understand this outfit. Is it fashion or is it a themed party that she’s dressed like some sci/fi fantasy cosplay fetish for the nerds and does it even matter.

I don’t think hard chinned AnnaSophia Robb really matters in the grand scheme of the world and I don’t even know if dudes jerk off to her, which is probably a sad place to be when you’re a celebrity in the movies.

Then again, I did just google her and saw that she was Violet Beauregarde in the Charlie and the Chocolate factory movies, which means….dudes have jerked off to her, just the wrong kind of dudes that I hope aren’t hanging out in these parts. You sick fucks…

I know her from a spiritual movie about Bethany Hamilton, the surfer who lost her arm, which came out in 2011 when she was over 18. She wore a bikini throughout the movie, which was the only real reason to watch the movie, except for the power of god being compelling, the bikinis were more compelling….or at least compelling enough for me to appreciate her 12 years later while rockin’ a corset…

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I don’t know if AnnaSophia Robb, who has a silly fucking name, but who isn’t even the only famous AnnaSophia, which means more than one person has that silly fucking name, but when staring at ass, does a name really matter. Definitely not.

What matters is that even with a relatively insignificant career as an actor, she can afford to hang out on yachts with women who have middle aged mom bodies from eating too much cake and spending too much time sitting, where together they jump off said yachts into the wonderful blue waters, you working class cucks will never experience, making AnnaSophia’s Robb Bod hotter by comparison.

She also lays on rocks, channeling that Blake Lively shark attack movie, and I figure if bikinis are involved, I’m into it..

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The number 1 search result for AnnaSophia Robb is hilarious to me, it’s “How did she lose her arm” before growing it back to play “Young Carrie Bradshaw” in the prequel to Sex and the City when she was a high school slut, not a NYC metropolitan slut…

The reason people ask that instead of “Why is her name not hyphenated, or two names, I mean why would they Merge the name Anna and Sophia into AnnaSophia, is it some sort of Catholic thing?”….

The reason people ask that is because she played Bethany Hamilton, a one armed surfer and child of god who was eaten by a shark and who just had her fourth child yesterday because you can apparently still take loads in your cunt when you’re armless.

The funny thing about people asking that to me is because I was gifted free tickets to the Bethany Hamilton Soul Surfer movie that they are referencing, probably a decade ago, by some big titty babe which made me feel like a winner because no one gifts me anything…..until sitting through the movie only to be inspired by AnnaSophia’s bikini body.

Well, clearly, all these years later, she still bikinis….and this is that.

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So, ya’ll know about Pizza in Hollywood – RIGHT?

They fucking love it…

All that greasy, all American, sometimes imported, deliciousness that they just fucking LOVE producing content with….

Well here’s AnnaSophia Robb posing with PIZZA….I remember her as the one-armed surfer in some uplifting Christian movie…you could jerk off to since it was 18 year old surfer chick in a bikini…..

Her caption was Me now, me then, and everything that happened in between…..where the “me then” is a pic of her as a kid that I won’t post here….the “me now” was her posing and the IN BETWEEN….PIZZA. Suspicious….ISN’T It…

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Here’s some AnnaSophia Robb…..the curse of two first names migrated into one first name because when raising an artsy kid you need to be pretentious and obnoxious when naming them, you know so when they do hit the world can turn to their name and say “why the fuck did they name her that” to differentiate her from all the Ashleys and Madisons…

In this wrestling leotard onesie selfie photoshoot, where the girl and here outfit match the blossoming trees, you can appreciate the girl’s entire body from the front, from behind and in the laying down legs spread, arms spread, like she’s welcoming the spirits into her or ready to take the dick just as soon as a hole is cut into that Hot pink tight outfit….

I’ve been seeing these wrestling outfits on the normies walking around thee grocery store it’s a look, but it’s better when an actress you may never heard of because you didn’t watch her lose her arm on Soul Surfer…the Bethany Hamilton story of Christian salvation and perseverance. She was in a bikini in that, and I’ll look at that ass in this any time.

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AnnaSophia Robb is in a bikini. This is not the first time that you have seen her in a bikini. For those of you who know who AnnaSophia Robb is, because I assume some of you know who she is, you probably don’t need a refresher that she was in some movie called SOUL SURFER back when she was 18 years old about a surfer who got her arm eaten by a shark and found Jesus…but I do remember that movie and the difference between than and now is about 10 or 11 years which means she was about 18 at the time….and biologically that may mean she was hotter then than she is now but from my experience 18 isn’t always hotter than 28….but at 18 she was getting paid to be in a bikini, you know money and her “big break in a feature”….which isn’t entirely true, since she played Violet in Charlie and Chocolate Factory, a movie people actually saw…but I’m talking at 18, being a bikini clad surfer baby who gets eaten by a shark is one of those turning point roles, from kid to HALF NAKED….

Anyway, she’s shamelessly showing off her ass in a bikini because I guess she can and it’s worth looking at, supporting, encouraging as all these celebs become “influncers” as all the influencers cry that they are being replaced by celebs….

Weird times.

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I am a dinosaur. I stil have a good time writing the site, it’s actually my favorite thing to do and a joke in and of itself because I don’t know how to write…yet here I am….not that I am getting paid to write…YOU don’t support me but at least you’re here.

Anyway, as a dinosaur, doing this daily for 17 or 18 years, I was one of the first and still standing perverts with a blog like this..

In the era I came out of, you’d NEVER see a celebrity pull out their nipple pastie for the paparazzi, but more telling, they’d never take a selfie of the shit and upload it to their feed….

People were genuinely interested in celebs back then, so celebs didn’t have to compete for likes, follows, relevance, reducing themselves to Glamour Models and OnlyFans type girls selling sex to get noticed.

YET here we are….

AnnaSophia Robb isn’t Lohan famous, obviously, she also puts her pronouns in her instagram BIO so she’s fucking compromised and on that satanic witchcraft shit….but she is still famous, too famous to be pulling tit out like a gutter whore…but that’s not the world we’re in…which I guess is a good thing if you’re not bored of this shit yet….

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I was introduced to AnnaSophia Robb when I was watching a weird Jesus freak movie about a surfer who got her arm eaten off by a shark…a one armed surfer who wore a bikini the entire movie….while Jack Nicholson’s daughter played her BFF…who was also in a bikini the entire movie….a great premise of a real life story….the great premise not being the god aspect, the shark aspect, even the surf aspect…but rather the girl in a bikini aspect…that shit is all we need…

Well, she’s in some new show on HULU about that Gypsy Rose freak who’s mom was convinced she was sick and loved the attention she got from Habitat for Humanity and Make a Wish Foundation and all the charities she basically frauded….pretending her daughter was sick…only to be killed by her daughter and her internet boyfriend…some dude who jacked off for 9 hours in a McDonalds as a previous crime….you know a basic retard….

She doesn’t play the fat mom, the sick kid, but the slutty neighbor….who doesn’t get naked but who I guess is out there doing media around the new job – as actors do.

Here’s that media.

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