I don’t really understand this outfit. Is it fashion or is it a themed party that she’s dressed like some sci/fi fantasy cosplay fetish for the nerds and does it even matter.

I don’t think hard chinned AnnaSophia Robb really matters in the grand scheme of the world and I don’t even know if dudes jerk off to her, which is probably a sad place to be when you’re a celebrity in the movies.

Then again, I did just google her and saw that she was Violet Beauregarde in the Charlie and the Chocolate factory movies, which means….dudes have jerked off to her, just the wrong kind of dudes that I hope aren’t hanging out in these parts. You sick fucks…

I know her from a spiritual movie about Bethany Hamilton, the surfer who lost her arm, which came out in 2011 when she was over 18. She wore a bikini throughout the movie, which was the only real reason to watch the movie, except for the power of god being compelling, the bikinis were more compelling….or at least compelling enough for me to appreciate her 12 years later while rockin’ a corset…

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