AnnaSophia Robb first came into my life when some big titty girl invited me to some movie she had free tickets to called Soul Surfer. I obviously went vbecause of the tits, but I also like free shit, but mainly because of the tits.

I would have gone to any movie for free in that era, whether there were big tits or not. It was a simpler time before agoraphobia, pandemics, shootings in theatres, bed bug outbreaks and ADHD that makes sitting through a movie painful as fuck….but the big tits made it more appealing….I figured that maybe I could score a blowjob in a theatre out of this, or maybe do a little finger banging in the theatre if she’s feeling wild, you know right place, right time, right circumstance…..you miss all the shots you don’t take.

The movie was about a surfer who gets eaten by a shark, this one played the surfer eaten by the shark and was in a bikini the entire time, she was probably 18 and made it more appealing to get my dick sucked in the theater after an hour of staring at the bikini, but life is unfair and dicks weren’t sucked, at least not mine.

AnnaSophia Robb was the main player, she’s still around, she’s old as shit now, and in age appropriate bathing suits, not bikinis, while doing some apres ski, snow angel to hot tub drinking with her moustached man…and well, you can see the outline of her cunt in the one piece and that’s what it’s about baby.

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