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2019

26

Nov

Cameron Diaz Big Girl Busting Out of Jeans of the Day

Cameron Diaz Big Girl Busting Out of Jeans of the Day

Cameron Diaz is a 47 year old legend who was spotted fatter, bustier and really challenging the integrity of her mom jeans…how strong is that fucking button…I guess we’ll find out cuz she’s not ready to admit to her menopause and size up…

What I like about Cameron Diaz, besides being one of the hottest models turned romantic comedy actresses of the last 20 years, who I am sure is an awful person…

I have little to no confidence in her. I mean she’s married to the GOOD CHARLOTTE sister, they may even have a kid, I don’t pay attention, but that dude is embarrassing…a 1990s mall brand the human version….I guess being lame made him a ton of money and got him Cameron Diaz pussy along with all the other pussy…including but not limited to Paris Hilton pussy…

I appreciate that she was vain enough to bow out and take a break from acting, unlike that cunt Jen Aniston who keeps riding being the “hot chick” into her 60s…Diaz made her fortunes, lives her good life, probably has investments in all kinds of things…who needs acting…not Cameron Diaz…it’s not worth watching herself get fat on screen.

I don’t know what brought her out of hiding in her mansions, but I can assume it was a favor to Elizabeth Banks to keep the conversation around Charlie’s Angles no one Asked for bombing, in efforts for them all to recoup their investment in shit…but maybe she’s planning her comeback…now that her tits have caught up to her mom gut…but what do I know beyond thinking Cameron Diaz is great (enough) compared to what else is out there…and I encourage more old lady bigger titty excursions.

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2019

30

Aug

Happy Birthday Cameron Diaz of the Day

Happy Birthday Naked Cameron Diaz

It’s Cameron Diaz’s 47th birthday…

I hate Birthday posts, I think I even ranted about it this week….but I guess I’ll make an exception like all the other sites do…in order to post her sluttiest or some of her sluttiest that she was involved in before turning 47….

I am actually surprised she’s 47, it feels like she’s been around for fucking ever, acting in all her Romantic Comedies, playing the same character…the hot chick love interest…and I’ve never hated her, not until she found a love story of her own starring one of the Good Charlotte Twin Sisters….which is totally fucking embarrassing no matter how good he treats her…he’s a walking mall ad from late 90s suburbia forever branded lame as fuck…but I guess these hollywood types like who they know, and who Paris Hilton took on a test run before landing up inside this one, creating a Crazy HYbrid Herpe…that has a mind of its own and is going to take out humanity as we know it.

POINT BEING she’s old, but retired before it was too late, and that is something other women should take note of, maybe mark in their diary, cuz social media is giving their afterlife, a second life, or half life…I can’t think of the life I’m looking for, in more ways than just finding the right word…but I guess Diaz has the life she’s looking for and it’s all thanks to being hot when she was younger…Yay Hot Chicks Getting Ahead for being Hot…


Happy Birthday Naked Cameron Diaz

Happy Birthday Naked Cameron Diaz

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2019

12

Aug

Cameron Diaz Burkini of the Day

Cameron Diaz Bukini

Cameron Diaz in her brukini…

There was a time when she was probably one of the hottest girls in Hollywood. Constantly cast as the love interest and really not that good of an actress to carry those roles….she was potentially America’s Sweetheart along with Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan and whoever else has had the title..

And now…after years of retirement from the movie business, where she spends doing whatever the fuck she does, I blacklisted her when I found out she was married to one of the loser mall brand Good Charlotte sisters….her thighs rub together…because behind every hot girl is an old fat girl waiting to make an appearance and this here is that appearance for Cameron Diaz….time may heal, but it’s not so friendly when it comes to bodies falling the fuck apart more and more each year.

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2019

21

Jun

Retired Cameron Diaz Hard Nips of the Day

People call them pokies, I used to call them NIP-ON…titty boners…is she cold or is she turned on…who knows…she’s in her 50s, retired and I guess making an appearance to remind you that she has sex with one of the Good Charlotte twins, and if that isn’t embarrassing, considering she’s Cameron Diaz and could be with anyone who doesn’t look like teen angst from the 90s at the mall in the midewest trying to be cool….but I guess she’s too fucking old to really know what cool is.

I wonder how much netflix has been throwing at her to get her back on screen acting as the old and tired love interest…..because people like nostalgia…and want that comeback tour….you know since she’s Cameron Diaz…

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2014

08

Dec

Cameron Diaz Face of the Day

Whenever you are feeling down and out…maybe a little confused and like your life has gone to shit…because your life is shit…you can always just do what I do…and look at Cameron Diaz’s recently engaged cunt face…looking like a melting pile of shit that’s done more coke than it’s done cock, and then ask yourself why her boxy menopausal body is still getting cast as the babe in romantic comedies….is it because only 40 year old divorcees watch that shit? Or is it because she’s got a good scam going on and has fucked the right decision makers…or does it have to do with Hollywood totally losing touch of reality and aging with the talent…instead of keeping things current…who knows really….what I do know…is that her face…and whatever is going on with it…is jokes…

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2014

25

Nov

Cameron Diaz is Young and Fresh Looking of the Day

Cameron Diaz amazes me…and not necessarily in a good way. I mean sure she’s a good romantic comedy actress, who I guess hits the comedic beat of shitty comedy, while always playing the same character and getting paid way too much money for it..and sure she was hot as fuck when she was a tall model babes in the 90s….and sure she made the right choice to not reproduce, despite all the sex she had with pretty much everyone in the industry….but I think, at least based on her botox face, that it’s time to start casting her as the mom of the love interest in movies, and not the love interest…there’s nothing more offensive that seeing her play the role a 25 year old should be playing…it’s like MILF her or dump her…she’s not the young thing she was 2 fucking decades ago – seriously..

I mean just look how battered she looks here…it’s been a rough journey of making tens of millions to work 6 weeks a year….

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2014

14

Oct

Cameron Diaz for Marie Claire of the Day

Cameron Diaz is too old for this.

She should have just had babies before trying up, instead of securing another gig as a sex symbol in a romantic comedy for a lot of money she barely deserves because of her boxy old lady body and more importantly, bottoxed face, and more importantly, motherless womb – that is still just as battered as a mom of three thanks to all the cock it took to get her here…

I just think the leads in these movies should go to younger people, and even her photoshoots that are photoshopped to shit lack relevance….

I think what I am saying is RIP Cameron Diaz…it was a good run…

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2014

19

Sep

Cameron Diaz in GQ Germany of the Day

Everyone knows that Germans are sexual deviants. They have the weirdest porn, the weirdest fetishes, and it all probably stems from the whole Nazi thing, but I’m no sociologist, and I don’t really care what beer drinking, tank of a woman is shitting on…whether it is a German engineer…a product of ethnic cleansing in the 1940s…or whatever…I think it adds to the fun of international sex tourism…

I will say that some of the sicker things they have done – is publish pictures of Cameron Diaz, like she’s not a boxy menopausal chick who shouldn’t be cast as the love interest in movies anymorey…thanks to Judd Apatow having a crush…and like she’s a sexy vixen…

I get it, she’s still got nice long legs…but so do many over 60 year old women I don’t want to see half naked pretending…

I guess I believe in own your shit, love your shit…but don’t perpetuate some like like you’re J.Lo still holding onto a dream because it pays millions a year…

I don’t know if these pictures are old and repurposed from another GQ, but I do know that Cameron Diaz is old, and that may be all I need to know.

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2014

30

Jul

Cameron Diaz’s Sex Tape Nudity of the Day

Despite all of Cameron Diaz’s attempts to get noticed, I do everything I can to pretend she doesn’t exist, but then she does movies like “Sex Tape”, that she is clearly too old to be doing, but has pulled off some scam and is doing them…where she has a nude scenes – or at least a body double and the whole thing is horrible…but I’ll still post it..

For a hollywood whore, this is hardly whorish. You’d expect spread asshole and fisting…that’s really more the kind of girl she is…

Throwing Jason Segel into this – makes it so much worse…

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2014

24

Jul

Cameron Diaz Looks Like an Old Lady in a Mismatched Bikini of the Day

I think it is safe to say that it is time to stop casting Cameron Diaz as the it-girl, the hot girl, the love interest, unless your story is about a soccer mom MILF cheating on her husband like she was Cameron Diaz cheating on all the men she’s been with because she’s that kind of needy, self involved, cunt who didn’t have kids because she loved herself too much, but who did fuck the world….because that’s what these kinds of girls do…but look at her now..still old and dumpy…because that’s what fucking happens to everyone…and kids or not…you can’t change that…but at least she’s rich enough to hire a motherfucker so she doesn’t die alone…

Seriously…the good days are gone…she’s old. This is proof. Let’s hope Hollywood replaces her. She’s scammed them far too long….

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