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2007

21

Aug

I am – Cameron Diaz’s Ass and Legs of the Day

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I always rip into this bitch for being old and washed up and left in the trash by Justin Timberlake for new younger and fresher pussy, but then I realized that Justin was into dudes like Jessica Biel and that he left Cameron Diaz because she didn’t have a cock and couldn’t fully satisfy his needs as the man with the high pitched singing voice and great dancing skills….

I never took the time to take a cold hard look at Cameron Diaz to realize that her legs are fucking amazing and that is why I am doing this post as a celebration of finding something you never thought was there. This is the equivalent of finding a 20 dollar bill in a pair of Jeans you haven’t put on in a year….and makes for a good end to the day….


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2007

16

Jul

I am – Cameron Diaz in a Bikini of the Day

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Other then those awful Shrek movies, I don’t remember when Cameron Diaz did anything except run around on a beach in a god damned bikini. Lucky Her. When you’re someone like me, who doesn’t live where there is beaches and the temperature is below zero for half the fucking year, you tend to get a bit bitter about this shit.

The thing that pisses me about a lot of people who live fantasy lives is they really have no idea how good they have it and always seem to forget that. It’s like once your bank account get above a certain number, you become oblivious to everything you have, and just think the rest of the world gets to live like you do.

That’s why when I was a kid, I was never allowed over to the rich kids houses, cause I was the one that go over there and see everything they have, then just break it all cause I hated them and their rich parents.


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2007

01

May

I am – Cameron Diaz's Hot Legs of the Day

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I make fun of this bitch all the time, mainly because I don’t find her hot. She’s old and washed up and I can only assume that is why Justin Timberlake had to get up and move on and leave her in his shadows. At least the rejection made her overcompensate by telling the world that the new guys she’s fucking are way better than Justin was, which is standard when a girl’s heart gets broken or by going to the gym trying to make her worth fucking because her head is filled with all the insecurities being dumped by a young person at the hight of their career leaves you with….I guess it’s working out because her legs lookin’ fucking amazing at Coachella and if something looks good, I am not going to pretend they aren’t for the sake of entertainment. Ideally, I’d rather see them on a younger, fresher chick, but I’m the type of guy with a short attention span and when I find something that I can focus on, I can ignore all the other flaws, whether it be a set of hot tits on a fat chick, or a hot ass on a girl with a face that looks like it was beat with a shovel and that is why these pictures made it to my site. I guess they also made it because I have no standards, but I like to think I only post the good shit….even when they are of some cunt trying to be funny with a stupid walk while knowing people are taking pics of her, but again, I just look at her legs and all the rage goes away….

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2007

01

May

I am – Cameron Diaz’s Hot Legs of the Day

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I make fun of this bitch all the time, mainly because I don’t find her hot. She’s old and washed up and I can only assume that is why Justin Timberlake had to get up and move on and leave her in his shadows. At least the rejection made her overcompensate by telling the world that the new guys she’s fucking are way better than Justin was, which is standard when a girl’s heart gets broken or by going to the gym trying to make her worth fucking because her head is filled with all the insecurities being dumped by a young person at the hight of their career leaves you with….I guess it’s working out because her legs lookin’ fucking amazing at Coachella and if something looks good, I am not going to pretend they aren’t for the sake of entertainment. Ideally, I’d rather see them on a younger, fresher chick, but I’m the type of guy with a short attention span and when I find something that I can focus on, I can ignore all the other flaws, whether it be a set of hot tits on a fat chick, or a hot ass on a girl with a face that looks like it was beat with a shovel and that is why these pictures made it to my site. I guess they also made it because I have no standards, but I like to think I only post the good shit….even when they are of some cunt trying to be funny with a stupid walk while knowing people are taking pics of her, but again, I just look at her legs and all the rage goes away….

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2007

20

Apr

I am – Cameron Diaz Public Drunk of the Day

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These are pictures of Cameron Diaz leaving Paris Hilton’s house completely wasted. probably because both these sluts were sitting around discussing how they became washed up useless celebrities no one cares about in such a short time. It feels like just last week that Paris Hilton was making guys horny with sex tapes and nip slips at every event in Hollywood, while Cameron Diaz was slamming Justin Timberlake, giving her this false sense of desirability, because he was the hottest thing in music and was going home to her, but now she realizes that he was just in a depression and she was the trash that he ended up with cuz she was available and his guard was down, but now he’s out owning every hot vagina he comes across while she sits at Paris’ house drinking away her pain….

Either way, drunk chicks are pretty fucking cool, I haven’t really slammed a girl who wasn’t drunk, making booze a pretty important in getting laid. But bitches who I meet on the street publicly drunk, pissing on bus shelters and screaming at people walking by them, are just too fucking sloppy to take home, so you just have to convince them to let you slam them in a back alley around the corner while they try not to throw up all over the place. I remember that I had some other stories to write about but passed out on my second hand stained couch when I was trying to crop these pictures last night at 4 am and only woke up now. It’s safe to say that I suck at life.

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2007

18

Apr

I am – Cameron Diaz Doesn't Wear a Bra of the Day

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I always love when post pictures of celebrities who are not wearing a bra like it’s a big fucking deal because her nipples are fucking hard. It makes me feel like a total fucking loser who prints up pictures of celebrities I want to fuck and tape them to my dinning room chairs pretending I am eating dinner with them or maybe even invest in a sex doll with the same dimensions as the bitch I am obsessed with so that I can pretend I am cuddling her while I sleep so that I don’t feel so alone….it’s like when fantasy becomes reality or some shit…

Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz without a bra on and this post makes us both perverts I wouldn’t let babysit my kids.

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2007

18

Apr

I am – Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Wear a Bra of the Day

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I always love when post pictures of celebrities who are not wearing a bra like it’s a big fucking deal because her nipples are fucking hard. It makes me feel like a total fucking loser who prints up pictures of celebrities I want to fuck and tape them to my dinning room chairs pretending I am eating dinner with them or maybe even invest in a sex doll with the same dimensions as the bitch I am obsessed with so that I can pretend I am cuddling her while I sleep so that I don’t feel so alone….it’s like when fantasy becomes reality or some shit…

Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz without a bra on and this post makes us both perverts I wouldn’t let babysit my kids.

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2007

10

Apr

I am – Cameron Diaz Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures were taken, but this slut looks like she’s a fucking easter egg and where I come from it’s easter every fucking day because all my wife eats is chocolate and she always smells like hard boiled eggs.

I just got a charge from my shitty old web host for 1,500 dollars saying that I went over bandwidth, even though I cancelled with them over a month ago and this site only gets 20 people to it a day, so I am pretty fucked right now. 1,500 dollars in bandwitdth is about 6,000 gigs of transfer on top of what I was already paying for. I am not a techie, but that seems like a fucking lot of people.

At least I am not quite as fucked as Cameron Diaz is, because I will just not pay the bill, while she has to deal with the self esteem hit of her young boyfriend realizing how washed up she is and making his move on younger hotter pieces of ass…but I need to find a way to get out of this 1,500 dollar charge cuz I can’t afford it, like Cameron Diaz can’t afford another birthday.

It looks like these pics have been tagged by HollywoodTuna , Let’s all thank him for taking these pictures and ruining them with his cum stain. If these pictures were a woman, we’d be hiring his sloppy seconds that forgot to wash after he busted up inside her, even though he is a blogger and has probably never busted in anything but a fleshlight. I fucking hate when people tag pictures that I know they didn’t fucking take. Cuddles.

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