I am sure there are a lot of MEMES out there making fun of Coachella, because anyone who wants to put themselves through Coachella, has a fucking mental problem. They are the masses, the people who could easily be swindled by the FYRE FESTIVAL people, who feel a need to be part of something, a need to be associated with something. Even if it sucks…they don’t even realize it sucks…because they are too fucking into getting that photo so people think they matter or are current.

The internet is full of idiots trying to be instagram models and celebs, or at least try to be part of that in their own watered down way…so they go where the “cool” people go…and Coachella is one of the stops on that Circuit….

So the festival and all the surrounding events have the people paid to be there by brands, cuz nothing says cooler than “I got paid to be here”…and the trickle down to people who worked all year to afford the trip….with no concern of the line-up or bands, but instead just filled with a desire to be part of something that has happened year after year…

So at least for these girls, they were paid to be there…they have an excuse and all the other idiots there…are just fucking losers….

Here is the titty round-up. Check out the tits you missed out on – but that you can see right now, right here..in photos….for free…cuz despite being the losers we are…we don’t need to leave the house to be part of what the people who think of themselves as the cool kids…which I think makes us the smart ones…

Plus, if you were there in person, the chances of seeing any of these whores would be zero….

So here we are winning the small wins while remaining fucking losers…..

Alexis Ren and her frozen face

Brooke Hogan is still around

Token Black Girl Cardi B

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Bunk Faced Bella Thorne

Dick Rider Chantel Jeffries looking for her next victim

MDMA’d Out Gigi Hadid

Halsey still pretending to be black

Jasmine Sanders showing off her tits

Naughty Madison Beer in her Bra

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Olivia Culpo Titty Pop

40 Year Old Paris Hilton

Paris Jackson Escaping Neverland

60 Year Old Rachel McCord

Romee Strijd…hot..

Elsa Hosk…Hottest

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Sara Sampaio

Sophie Mudd’s Tits

Stella Maxwell Pussy Hunter

Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Panties

Madison Pettis and her Big Tits…

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The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life.

It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit…

The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella.

I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses…

I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck…

BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play

Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”….

BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN….

Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be…

Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music.

Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model…

While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”…

And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire…

Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public…

How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science…

Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary…

Taylor Swift and Rihanna hugging tonight. #Coachella2016 pic.twitter.com/609TcQYEYg

— ?Darrell. (@dvrrxll) April 18, 2016

Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago..

Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money…

Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that…

Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll..

Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead.

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