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2019

15

Apr

Coachella Tits Roundup of the Day

I am sure there are a lot of MEMES out there making fun of Coachella, because anyone who wants to put themselves through Coachella, has a fucking mental problem. They are the masses, the people who could easily be swindled by the FYRE FESTIVAL people, who feel a need to be part of something, a need to be associated with something. Even if it sucks…they don’t even realize it sucks…because they are too fucking into getting that photo so people think they matter or are current.

The internet is full of idiots trying to be instagram models and celebs, or at least try to be part of that in their own watered down way…so they go where the “cool” people go…and Coachella is one of the stops on that Circuit….

So the festival and all the surrounding events have the people paid to be there by brands, cuz nothing says cooler than “I got paid to be here”…and the trickle down to people who worked all year to afford the trip….with no concern of the line-up or bands, but instead just filled with a desire to be part of something that has happened year after year…

So at least for these girls, they were paid to be there…they have an excuse and all the other idiots there…are just fucking losers….

Here is the titty round-up. Check out the tits you missed out on – but that you can see right now, right here..in photos….for free…cuz despite being the losers we are…we don’t need to leave the house to be part of what the people who think of themselves as the cool kids…which I think makes us the smart ones…

Plus, if you were there in person, the chances of seeing any of these whores would be zero….

So here we are winning the small wins while remaining fucking losers…..

Alexis Ren and her frozen face

Brooke Hogan is still around

Token Black Girl Cardi B

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Bunk Faced Bella Thorne

Dick Rider Chantel Jeffries looking for her next victim

MDMA’d Out Gigi Hadid

Halsey still pretending to be black

Jasmine Sanders showing off her tits

Naughty Madison Beer in her Bra



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Olivia Culpo Titty Pop

40 Year Old Paris Hilton

Paris Jackson Escaping Neverland

60 Year Old Rachel McCord

Romee Strijd…hot..

Elsa Hosk…Hottest


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Sara Sampaio

Sophie Mudd’s Tits

Stella Maxwell Pussy Hunter

Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Panties

Madison Pettis and her Big Tits…

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2016

18

Apr

Coachella Round-Up of the Day

The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life.

It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit…

The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella.

I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses…

I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck…

BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play

Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”….

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BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN….

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Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be…

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Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music.

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Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model…

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While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”…

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And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire…

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Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public…

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How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science…

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Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary…

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Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago..

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Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money…

Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that…

Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll..

Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead.

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2014

21

Apr

Coachella Week 2 Happened of the Day

Peasant Coachella happened this past weekend, that’s what you call week 2 of Coachella for the discount bargain basement seekers, and a few of the regular cast and crew of last week’s coachella were there dressed like bohemian hippies because that’s the dress code for these phoney vapid cunts who need to identify with something, anything, to justify their plastic bullshit existence…because the organizers and sponsors of Coachella needed an excuse for the poorer people to buy tickets…

I hear next year they are aiming for a 3 month festival, the money is too good, in 5 years, it’s going to be a amusement park that never ends…that’s how mainstream shit’s got…and like a Vegas casino pool, girls like Kendall Jenner will get paid to make appearances…

All this to say, not enough drug overdoses…

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2014

14

Apr

Coachella Happened and Not Enough People Died of the Day

Coachella looks like a fucking nightmare.

It seems like a lot of try hard, poser, LA rich people trying to be part of something epic or legendary, when it’s almost like just going to some amusement park brought to you by McDonald’s.

It seems about as Authentic as anything Hollywood, an event with a false illusion that you need to be a part of it, to really matter in this world. You know scenester shit…where no one really has fun, but everyone pretends to have fun, because when they are in it, they are at Coachella, and you’re not, and they can’t admit it sucks…or if they do, it will be in a hipster way, like saying how it was too hot, or how three models would not stop asking for coke that it was annoying…

I mean, I think anything filled with celebrities who really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, and their idiot followers, or other idiots who want to be part of that world, is a great place for a strategic natural disaster to hit…

It’s a good money making hook for people who want to party with celebrities, destroyed by corporate sponsorships, because it’s all about making money….

The whole thing reminds me how fucking lame the world is…But it does get these idiots in bikinis…and that’s something I like…because as pathetic a hobby as BIKINI pics is…I feel like it’s better than trying to join these fools as if I was one of them or part of their movement…because these people, in the event you weren’t aware, are the fucking devil.

Here’s Emmy Rossum in a Bikini with Flowers in her Hair…must be for Coachella…

Here’s Mackayla Moroney…

Here’s Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell in bikinis…


Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini…

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini….

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2014

10

Jan

Coachella Line-Up of the Day

My favorite thing about Coachella is when the fake line-up drops because Coachells is a fucking joke to begin with that just gets more and more ridiculous as it gets more and more mainstream,…and more and more corporate funded…not that I ever was into music festivals, but they could book god and shit would still fucking suck…unless god decided to destroy all the bohemian hippie wannabe suburbanites…

I am sure there are a lot of these fake line-ups out there, but the reality is that I don’t really care for Coachella enough to have a favorite thing about it, I am just posting this for no particular reason at all…

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2013

16

Apr

Coachella Week 1 Celebrity Mega Post of the Day

Coachella is a commercial sponsored by McDonalds that all the mainstream, out of touch, clueless, spoiled brat celebrities attend because it is the “cool” thing to do when you’re in LA and rich.

I mean it is just a music festival, but it comes with so much garbage a round it, from corporate parties, to suburban lookin’ mall kids going nuts on MOLLY…..

But as much as I hate music festivals, especially ones that pretend to be cool, I do like seeing rich girls high as fuck at music festivals …..

So I’m glad someone put together this Mega POSTS OF BABES A COACHELLA because it reminds me that I didn’t miss out on shit….one more week to go…


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2010

19

Apr

Katy Perry’s Strapped Up Tits at Coachella of the Day

I hate Coachella. It is some bullshit music festival that 75,000 idiots run out to in the desert because the line-up is just so fucking crazy that these hipsers can’t miss it and are willing to travel across country to be part of it like a bunch of fucking drones trying to earn coolness points in their bullshit scene. But what really annoys me about the shit is their VIP section where all these low-level celebrities go party for the weekend and sit by the pool in their own bullshit scene where they all suck up to each other and tell each other how great they are in this ego stroking, false sense of exclusivity shit that really fucking annoys me. Sure it’s just a fucking concert and I shouldn’t get so worked up about the shit, but I can’t help the hatred I feel…..

A lot of people you know but should not care about were there, but Katy Perry strapped up her fat tits probably had the best outfit amongst the bullshit that was in attendance, which isn’t saying much, but here are the pics anyway, cuz we like tits even if they are on a sloppy fucking monster….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2009

20

Apr

Some Coachella Bullshit and a Happy Birthday to Carmen Electra of the Day

So it was Coachella this past weekend. Coachella is some bullshit music festival in the middle of the desert, where idiot hipsters, music snobs, followers, celebrities, the media and pretty much everyone make a point of going to. I don’t like music festivals because if I wanted to rub up against a lot of dirty, unshowered assholes, I’d just hit up the homeless shelter or wherever else unshowered people hang out. Music festivals are places I don’t belong. I hate crowds and I hate idiots and if I need to listen to music, I’ll just turn on the fuckin’ radio.

So doing what any media giant like myself would do, I google searched Coachella and came across this garbage party footage that has 1 view.

In it Carmen Electra says her birthday is today. So happy birthday goes out to her you know since all these years she’s given us the gift that is her tits.

Here’s another video called “Celebrities at Coachella” that I didn’t watch…

Posted in:Carmen Electra|celebrities|Coachella

2007

01

May

I am – Cameron Diaz’s Hot Legs of the Day

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I make fun of this bitch all the time, mainly because I don’t find her hot. She’s old and washed up and I can only assume that is why Justin Timberlake had to get up and move on and leave her in his shadows. At least the rejection made her overcompensate by telling the world that the new guys she’s fucking are way better than Justin was, which is standard when a girl’s heart gets broken or by going to the gym trying to make her worth fucking because her head is filled with all the insecurities being dumped by a young person at the hight of their career leaves you with….I guess it’s working out because her legs lookin’ fucking amazing at Coachella and if something looks good, I am not going to pretend they aren’t for the sake of entertainment. Ideally, I’d rather see them on a younger, fresher chick, but I’m the type of guy with a short attention span and when I find something that I can focus on, I can ignore all the other flaws, whether it be a set of hot tits on a fat chick, or a hot ass on a girl with a face that looks like it was beat with a shovel and that is why these pictures made it to my site. I guess they also made it because I have no standards, but I like to think I only post the good shit….even when they are of some cunt trying to be funny with a stupid walk while knowing people are taking pics of her, but again, I just look at her legs and all the rage goes away….

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2007

01

May

I am – Cameron Diaz's Hot Legs of the Day

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I make fun of this bitch all the time, mainly because I don’t find her hot. She’s old and washed up and I can only assume that is why Justin Timberlake had to get up and move on and leave her in his shadows. At least the rejection made her overcompensate by telling the world that the new guys she’s fucking are way better than Justin was, which is standard when a girl’s heart gets broken or by going to the gym trying to make her worth fucking because her head is filled with all the insecurities being dumped by a young person at the hight of their career leaves you with….I guess it’s working out because her legs lookin’ fucking amazing at Coachella and if something looks good, I am not going to pretend they aren’t for the sake of entertainment. Ideally, I’d rather see them on a younger, fresher chick, but I’m the type of guy with a short attention span and when I find something that I can focus on, I can ignore all the other flaws, whether it be a set of hot tits on a fat chick, or a hot ass on a girl with a face that looks like it was beat with a shovel and that is why these pictures made it to my site. I guess they also made it because I have no standards, but I like to think I only post the good shit….even when they are of some cunt trying to be funny with a stupid walk while knowing people are taking pics of her, but again, I just look at her legs and all the rage goes away….

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