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2010

01

Feb

Some People at the Grammy Awards of the Day

The best thing about the Grammy Awards was not watching them. I admit that I used to find it entertaining to watch years ago. It was partially in hopes something crazy would happen, but that was because I had nothing better to do with myself, not that I do now, but I did have a TV with one TV Channel and that shit was all that was on….I also didn’t waste my days writing about these idiots, so now, I stay away from letting them pollute my downtime…It is also pretty obvious that it is just a bullshit marketing campaigns masked as an award show…but I did see Pink’s naked and dripping wet falling from the skylike she was in the circus and if she didn’t look like a dude, shit woulda been good enough to jerk of to…seriously whatever is going on here reminds me of when there was a fire drill when I was showering (it does happen sometimes) and I was forced to run outside naked with only enough time to grab my wife’s novelty sequined panties, which made for quite a scene when I realized my life wasn’t at risk and everyone in the building pointed and laughed, only I’m substantially less muscular and have better cleavage but here are some of the other sluts who attented the shit…and if you’re expecting these to turn you on, you’re wasting your fucking time, and you’re better off going to a pornsite or a stripclub cuz this shit is boring…but here they are anyway….cuz

Marisa Miller was Boring Doing Her One Pose that She Always Does cuz She is a One Trick Pony….

Kayley Cuoco Killed John Ritter…..and Now She Killed the Red Carpet….

Olivia Munn’s Quest to be Famous is Finally Getting Her Botttom Feeding Ass to Award Shows…Bottom Feeding to the Fucking Top…

Heidi Klum Brought Some Interracial Erotica with Her….

I’d Still Fuck Fergie…I Don’t Care How Big Her Cock Is…I Can Take It…

The Pants on the Ground Dude was Invited Proving that American Idol is a big fucking deal or that the Grammy Awards Aren’t….

The Situation Had the Hottest Tits of the Night….

Overall, it loked like a seriosuly shitty night….thank god I am too insignificant to get invited to these events….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:celebrities|Grammy Awards

2009

02

Nov

Useless “Celebrities” Use Twitter for Halloween of the Day

I hate twitter because it is some bottom feeder waste of time shit where people who are clearly not very busy spend their time writing uselessness anad where useless people try to expand their fan base, because they aren’t real celebrities who don’t need to seduce the public themselves with shitty 130 character blurbs and pictures of their whore selves half naked, they are bottom feeders and here are a few pictures of some of Twitter’s best trash and their lame halloween costumes to start the day….

Adrienne Curry and Her Hair Plugged Husband as the Watchmen….

Maria Menounos as a Cruise Ship Captain

Aubry O’Day and Another obvious Costume….

Brooklyn Decker Dressed as the First Night She Slutted Herself Out to her Now Husband Andy Roddick because She Figured Being a Sportss Illustrated model, having a one night stand with a popular athlete who dated Mandy Moore made sense….

Taryn Manning (who’s that? She’s from 8 Mile)….

Jennifer Love Hewitt as a Playboy Bunny Because She’s Got a New Ego Thanks to Having a Boyfriend Willing to Fuck Her Fat Ass….

Coco Whoring Out as a Mermaid….

Coco With Her Husband Whoring Out….

Coco With Rihanna Whoring Out….

In Conclusion, Coco is a whore.

Posted in:celebrities|Halloween|Twitter

2009

20

Apr

Some Coachella Bullshit and a Happy Birthday to Carmen Electra of the Day

So it was Coachella this past weekend. Coachella is some bullshit music festival in the middle of the desert, where idiot hipsters, music snobs, followers, celebrities, the media and pretty much everyone make a point of going to. I don’t like music festivals because if I wanted to rub up against a lot of dirty, unshowered assholes, I’d just hit up the homeless shelter or wherever else unshowered people hang out. Music festivals are places I don’t belong. I hate crowds and I hate idiots and if I need to listen to music, I’ll just turn on the fuckin’ radio.

So doing what any media giant like myself would do, I google searched Coachella and came across this garbage party footage that has 1 view.

In it Carmen Electra says her birthday is today. So happy birthday goes out to her you know since all these years she’s given us the gift that is her tits.

Here’s another video called “Celebrities at Coachella” that I didn’t watch…

Posted in:Carmen Electra|celebrities|Coachella