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2014

14

Apr

Coachella Happened and Not Enough People Died of the Day

Coachella looks like a fucking nightmare.

It seems like a lot of try hard, poser, LA rich people trying to be part of something epic or legendary, when it’s almost like just going to some amusement park brought to you by McDonald’s.

It seems about as Authentic as anything Hollywood, an event with a false illusion that you need to be a part of it, to really matter in this world. You know scenester shit…where no one really has fun, but everyone pretends to have fun, because when they are in it, they are at Coachella, and you’re not, and they can’t admit it sucks…or if they do, it will be in a hipster way, like saying how it was too hot, or how three models would not stop asking for coke that it was annoying…

I mean, I think anything filled with celebrities who really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, and their idiot followers, or other idiots who want to be part of that world, is a great place for a strategic natural disaster to hit…

It’s a good money making hook for people who want to party with celebrities, destroyed by corporate sponsorships, because it’s all about making money….

The whole thing reminds me how fucking lame the world is…But it does get these idiots in bikinis…and that’s something I like…because as pathetic a hobby as BIKINI pics is…I feel like it’s better than trying to join these fools as if I was one of them or part of their movement…because these people, in the event you weren’t aware, are the fucking devil.

Here’s Emmy Rossum in a Bikini with Flowers in her Hair…must be for Coachella…

Here’s Mackayla Moroney…

Here’s Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell in bikinis…


Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini…

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini….

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