It’s Cameron Diaz’s 47th birthday…

I hate Birthday posts, I think I even ranted about it this week….but I guess I’ll make an exception like all the other sites do…in order to post her sluttiest or some of her sluttiest that she was involved in before turning 47….

I am actually surprised she’s 47, it feels like she’s been around for fucking ever, acting in all her Romantic Comedies, playing the same character…the hot chick love interest…and I’ve never hated her, not until she found a love story of her own starring one of the Good Charlotte Twin Sisters….which is totally fucking embarrassing no matter how good he treats her…he’s a walking mall ad from late 90s suburbia forever branded lame as fuck…but I guess these hollywood types like who they know, and who Paris Hilton took on a test run before landing up inside this one, creating a Crazy HYbrid Herpe…that has a mind of its own and is going to take out humanity as we know it.

POINT BEING she’s old, but retired before it was too late, and that is something other women should take note of, maybe mark in their diary, cuz social media is giving their afterlife, a second life, or half life…I can’t think of the life I’m looking for, in more ways than just finding the right word…but I guess Diaz has the life she’s looking for and it’s all thanks to being hot when she was younger…Yay Hot Chicks Getting Ahead for being Hot…

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