Everyone knows that Germans are sexual deviants. They have the weirdest porn, the weirdest fetishes, and it all probably stems from the whole Nazi thing, but I’m no sociologist, and I don’t really care what beer drinking, tank of a woman is shitting on…whether it is a German engineer…a product of ethnic cleansing in the 1940s…or whatever…I think it adds to the fun of international sex tourism…

I will say that some of the sicker things they have done – is publish pictures of Cameron Diaz, like she’s not a boxy menopausal chick who shouldn’t be cast as the love interest in movies anymorey…thanks to Judd Apatow having a crush…and like she’s a sexy vixen…

I get it, she’s still got nice long legs…but so do many over 60 year old women I don’t want to see half naked pretending…

I guess I believe in own your shit, love your shit…but don’t perpetuate some like like you’re J.Lo still holding onto a dream because it pays millions a year…

I don’t know if these pictures are old and repurposed from another GQ, but I do know that Cameron Diaz is old, and that may be all I need to know.

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