I don’t know if Jennifer Aniston is in Maui searching for bodies, or trying to stake her claim on some new property for when the rich buy up all the land that wasn’t covered by insurance…..

I just know that the old as fuck dinosaur is old as fuck, past her prime and even when she was in her prime, was an overrated product of marketing.

I don’t beleive anyone actually thought she was hot, or interesting or fun to watch, we were just fed her big hard nipples, that I assume were prosthetic and ran with it like the perverts that we are. The media LIED, it manipulated us for their personal gain and we FELL FOR IT…

The media told us she was a babe, the hottest strong jaw around and we didn’t care, we just wanted the hard nipples..

So now that she’s old, menopausal, childless, she’s actually pretty sad, those tits never latched on the way nature intended because she had a career to commit to…while being as blown out as a mom who did….what a waste of a womb…

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I guess with all the hype around J.Lo this weekend, not that I really saw any hype, but she did get re-married to Ben Affleck in some weirdo celebrity gossip that doesn’t sit right with me and that I think is just a fake story, only no one I know gives a shit about either of them, so it’s likely a fake story they are trying to lure back into the spell of celebrity gossip, only the internet is too far gone and the narcissists they’ve created through social media, can’t be bothered since it doesn’t really affect them, which is by design, so maybe that’s the fucking point…turn everyone into self absorbed assholes, then drop some fiery hot story that in another era would have broke the internet, to see if they’ve achieved maximum self-absorbedness, so they can usher in the takeover when everyone is staring in the mirror!

But yeah, with the hype J.Lo was getting in the media, the other old timers needed to dust off their breeches to bring out the hard Friends nipple in a bikini like she’s not 100 years old to remind you that her nipples that allowed us to jerk off to the sitcoms were real and still present even though she never had a kid to suck on them the way they were designed, she’s made up for it by letting the world collectively imagine being breast fed by her.

Either way, the primetime, sitcom nip we know so well is doing some favors to her old ass face cuz they actually look pretty hot!

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I would have to go through the archives to see if I ever found Jennifer Aniston hot, because there was a time when her nipples were huge and hard on prime time TV when porn was harder to access, so was my appreciation for her signature nips a product of her having great tits that I wanted, or just a product of not having access to as many tits as I do now, so that they were far superior to the average nip. I guess that’d be hard to figure out, but as a fan of tits, I’ll give her the win on this one, because they were great tits with hard nips, just made better due to lack of inventory, you know supply and demand, basic economics….

There was also a time when she forfeited the whole breed thing to focus on her career and to do that whole thing, where she got cast in movies that showcased her fit body that she had been maintaining instead of finding fulfillment in having a family, she chose working out……

Off the top of mind there was the Jason Sudeikis movie she was a stripper in and there was the Adam Sandler movie she was a dental hygenist in a bikini, both good moments for her body, while her face remained the same whatever.

Now that she’s old in menopause, still hitting the gym, she’s kidn the boxy body of a transgender dude on estrogen, boxy, broad shoulder with an ass narrower than her shoulders, but compared to other old bitches who aren’t worth 100 million dollars from being an important shitty actor, she’s likely a 10, but a 10 in old timers is about a 1 in younger hot chicks, so it’s nothing to get stoked on, but it happened and here it is.

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Showing the childless menopausal rich and empty Aniston….doing her Yoga poses because she probably feels hot as she is not showing her internationally recognized celebrity tits with hard nips that I think may have been prosthetics…movie movie magic nips to get the ratings ….while hiding zombie face…

I don’t know if this is actually Aniston, old lady Aniston or her army of body doubles who are on her payroll because she’s insufferable and the only peopl into her are groupies with a Friends fetish….

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Damn…Jennifer Aniston looks like shit. Cleary it’s just a question of the aging process, where she’s so rich that she doesn’t really need to give a fuck about looking good anymore, she’s rich as shit…you know being Jennifer Aniston and all….

Not to mention, this isn’t all that surprising, considering at 45 they were still using her as some sort of Heart Throb which I questioned their decision, but they wanted Aniston ‘s celebrity attached to the project…and she was still fit…

But then again, even on Friends she wasn’t actually hot, she just had hard nipples that made you think she was hot….and her fans probably appreciate that she doesn’t look quite as much as a muppet as she should being in LA….but sometimes, BOTOX MUPPET FACE is the answer, at 50…it’s ok….at 20 it’s stupid…just a pure rot, expiration date passed situation, where she looks like a career pool hall waitress in a State where you can still smoke inside…rough..

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Jennifer Aniston is doing what I’ve been saying all women should do because there’s a lot of ugly ass faced bitches out there who could use a mask or two to cover up…

The mask, the brown paper bag of the new era, where asking a girl to wear a brown paper bag to offset her butterface is replaced with “HEALTH AND WELLNESS” options..

I know what you’re thinking, “Jesus, why ruin a perfectly good paper bag when you can just fuck the girl from behind with her head pressed into a pillow”….to which I say…not all women you see on the streets are in a position to get fucked up the ass or vaginally…from behind with you…so for their own benefit…use the face mask…the perfect excuse to cover half your old, tired, expired face…

90 percent of the anti-masking women protesting for their right to grocery shop….the “karens’….could use a fucking mask…then there’s 90 percent of the anti-maskers who probably have botox, fillers, and other bullshit to jack themselves up…from facial treatments to make-up….which is really just a mask in and of itself too…so bitches aren’t really against wearing those masks, they just think they are, because women as a general rule are bullshit and believe their own lies and inconsistencies…hypocrites…

Either way, Aniston is in a mask, she’s 100 so a mask does her good…I have no idea why she cropped out her signature hard nipples from Network TV in the 90s, maybe she didn’t have time to put the prosthetics that made her relevant in the first place…you know her “clown nose” that we can agree is the best clown nose ever.

If you’re looking for masks, get these HAWAIIAN SHIRT OF MASKS because they are great.

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