Jennifer Aniston is on a new show that I guess she’s really trying to make a hit and that will likely be a hit because America fucking love her and her costar Reese Witherspoon…so with being on a new show, and trying to promote a new show, she’s doing media, making out with Dyke-DeGeneres on Daytime TV, launching INSTAGRAM accounts, that basically broke Instagram because 8 million people tried to follow her at the same time….and you gotta ask yourself why….fucking bother….

I get it, she has no kids and has nothing else to do. When real women are celebrating their kids accomplishments, she’s only got herself to celebrate. Pretty depressing. Right.

At a certain point you gotta wonder what went wrong in her life that at this age she still craves the public support and attention. It’s likely the same reason no one ever knocked her up, or stayed with her, she’s annoying…narcisstic…self involved…a cunt…and now OLD..fucking old…retire..

She has so much money and fame, she still gets paid from Friends so there’s a revenue stream and she’s got no kids or family to leave the money to, so it’s almost just for her ego or a way to justify her life choices…”If the world loves me, it will offset never having a kid to love me”…but it won’t…if anything it just makes her look desperate and pathetic…but here’s to another hit…and at least she’s got tits to go with that Halloween mask looking granny who will never be a grann face….tits that are really the only reason she stood out on Friends or that she’s still here…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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