I don’t know if Jennifer Aniston is in Maui searching for bodies, or trying to stake her claim on some new property for when the rich buy up all the land that wasn’t covered by insurance…..

I just know that the old as fuck dinosaur is old as fuck, past her prime and even when she was in her prime, was an overrated product of marketing.

I don’t beleive anyone actually thought she was hot, or interesting or fun to watch, we were just fed her big hard nipples, that I assume were prosthetic and ran with it like the perverts that we are. The media LIED, it manipulated us for their personal gain and we FELL FOR IT…

The media told us she was a babe, the hottest strong jaw around and we didn’t care, we just wanted the hard nipples..

So now that she’s old, menopausal, childless, she’s actually pretty sad, those tits never latched on the way nature intended because she had a career to commit to…while being as blown out as a mom who did….what a waste of a womb…

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