I know that this Jennifer Aniston shoot for INTERVIEW MAGAZINE, which I thought went bankrupt and shut down a while ago, but apparently still exists, at least to produce photoshoots of weathered and aged celebrity women showing off their panties like they aren’t in their 50s.

I know that J.LO and Aniston and other 50 year olds get a lot of hype for being fit thanks to expensive trainers that come to their homes, private chefs that feed them proper, an ego and narcissism that forces them to try to look good….but they are still 50 fucking years old.

I know that Aniston was the hottest thing on Friends, that she still makes money off Friends, that she’s been in a bunch of movies as the hot chick…even though she’s pretty fucking average….and the only real thing she did was hard nipples, or what we called NIP-ON, or what you call POKIES…on network TV when we didn’t have internet or porn. So she got jerked off to a lot, and that got confused for her being hot….

BUT she is in her 50s, dried up and menopausal, her cunt that of a 50 year old, SANDPAPER, despite never having kids due to her narcissism, not wanting to ruin her body or career, and no dude actually wanting to knock her up….they ran…to Angelina….

I mean face injections, stem cells from aborted babies that weren’t hers cuz of the menopause, Human Growth Hormone and every other trick out there is keeping her looking good enough to be the “OMG LOOK AT JEN IN HER 50s” bullshit US WEEKLY need to sell magazines to old ladies…

But she’s still in her fucking 50s….it’s gross. She is gross.

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Jennifer Aniston is on a new show that I guess she’s really trying to make a hit and that will likely be a hit because America fucking love her and her costar Reese Witherspoon…so with being on a new show, and trying to promote a new show, she’s doing media, making out with Dyke-DeGeneres on Daytime TV, launching INSTAGRAM accounts, that basically broke Instagram because 8 million people tried to follow her at the same time….and you gotta ask yourself why….fucking bother….

I get it, she has no kids and has nothing else to do. When real women are celebrating their kids accomplishments, she’s only got herself to celebrate. Pretty depressing. Right.

At a certain point you gotta wonder what went wrong in her life that at this age she still craves the public support and attention. It’s likely the same reason no one ever knocked her up, or stayed with her, she’s annoying…narcisstic…self involved…a cunt…and now OLD..fucking old…retire..

She has so much money and fame, she still gets paid from Friends so there’s a revenue stream and she’s got no kids or family to leave the money to, so it’s almost just for her ego or a way to justify her life choices…”If the world loves me, it will offset never having a kid to love me”…but it won’t…if anything it just makes her look desperate and pathetic…but here’s to another hit…and at least she’s got tits to go with that Halloween mask looking granny who will never be a grann face….tits that are really the only reason she stood out on Friends or that she’s still here…

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Jennifer Aniston reminds me of the importance of retirement.

This woman makes millions a year off residuals from FRIENDS….seriously, it was that big of a show.

She doesn’t need to ever work again, and yet, her ego forces her to continue to exist, instead of taking a break, focusing on her childless life, because the real narcissism isn’t coming out confident in your tits at an old age, it is saying “fuck being seen, fuck the audience and fans, I’m going to fuck off and do something for myself”….open a store, move to a small town, go off the grid, buy a hotel in some tropical location…LIVE a fucking dream..

But instead they do the actor hustle, fighting for that OSCAR or some other shit, because acting may not be actual work, but it is STILL work…that leads to polluting us with images of her oldness. No one needs to see her oldness…her oldness is why Friends residuals pay out…her fans are turning to that to see the nips…not this old lady shit.

These celebs never retire, sure they barely work, it’s a joke of a job that pays way too much, but they should still go OFF camera when they look like their pussy smells like mothballs.

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Jennifer Aniston is very fucking rich. She was very fucking rich when she was born. She got very fucking rich when she did Friends. She’s had a whole career after friends where she continued to get very fucking rich. I think it’s safe to say it’s time to hang up her nipple prosthetics that she’s uses to get all the money and attention all these years…like she had one of the hottest birth defects of all time…permanent hard nipples on her great tits…and just accept that she’s in her 50s and that we got other tits to look at now.

Sure the die hard Aniston fan will still jack off to this excitedly, but there comes a time you need to grow up, get with the times, or fucking retire….

There is no real need to have a topless Jennifer Aniston….but I guess in ways it is a good thing to have happen…you know to properly document her demise and dealing with aging….like a vapid attention seeking celebrity would…”what if I pull out my tits, people will get excited and still want to look, cuz my tits are awesome thanks to never having that child I wanted before menopause cuz I was too focused on my ego and not destroying my pussy that no man appreciates enough to stick with”….cuz it must be the fucking worst…even if it’s greek and greek pussy is anus.

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Is Jennifer Aniston still hot?

I don’t have the answers, or at least a logical quantifiable answer, because you’re all perverts who would fuck anything…

You’ve been tainted by her hard nipples that have been shoved in your face for decades – giving you the illusion that they are tits you want in your mouth…because what tits don’t you want in your mout.

It’s marketing, like McDonalds, showing you shit you don’t really want enough times for you to want it…

Unfortunately for Aniston, no one wants it long enough to get her pregnant…cuz they dip before shit gets too real…because she must be the fucking worst…

The Titty Exploit Continues….and may never end…

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Jennifer Aniston has one thing to offer the world…hard nipples…

Besides Suzanne Somers in the 70s hit show Three’s Company, RIP JOHN RITTER, she’s been the most famous set of hard nipples on TV…at least that is what I assume…Friends was a huge, yet annoying as fuck sitcom, and her nipples were really the only reason to tune in…

It’s been nipples that have helped carry her career, that have helped her get to the level of rich as fuck she is, it may even be the nipples that led to her narcisssism that prevented her from having babies for her career, and maybe from having dudes stick it out with her, because there must be something wrong with her at her core….but that something is not her nipples…those nipples are solid…literally and figuratively…

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Jen Aniston looks like an old mom – but doesn’t have any kids…which could be seen as ironic or sad, that when she was at her peak time to breed, she was too busy being confused as being a hot chick in movies, instead of a 45 year old with hard nipples in movies, because old mom body without kids cuz no one wanted to knock her up or not, but she does have hard nipples and it’s become her signature move, everything about her, and it is almost at the point of ridiculous. Like are her big nipples a genetic disorder, or are her big nipples a result of nipple implants, are nipple implants a thing, and are her nipples even real nipples, or just prosthetics she wears to seem like she as hard nipples because it’s her security blanket…

I have known girls in my life and rarely do they have chronic hard nipples, there was one girl who had breast reduction who was plagued with hard nipples for life, there was another one in high school with big tits who always had hard nipples, that our 15 year old pervert boy selves couldn’t handle…but besides that….Jennifer Aniston seems to be the most prolific hard nipples our generation has ever seen…which is also ironic…since she’s got no one to milk with those nipples…since no one will knock her up and now it’s clearly too late cuz she’s old…

Making these the wasted hard nipples of the day – cuz she’s got no baby to feed with them.

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Leave it up to the Mexicans to get the job done…whether it’s drug smuggling, gardening for rich people in LA and Texas, working the hotel chambermaid hustle, or doing other work white people won’t do, and will be racist towards mexicans despite them doing it….

Because here’s some traditional hide in the bush spy on the celelebrity, sneak some shots of her in a bikini that she’s likely unaware of, or at least seemingly unaware of – like old times…and good times…before all these fuckers were social media clickbait cuz social media gets paid….

I like my paparazzi out there making celebs scramble, causing brawls, being gangster about shit…hiding in dumpsters..not standing outside trendy spots getting the boring “leaving the venue pics”….

I want some creativity, some risk, some excitement…and sure this isn’t quite hitting the mark, but it’s better than what’s been happening in paparazzi for the last few years, they’ve done got lazy.

Old Lady Aniston – not so exciting in her bikini..but these pics represent a long lost artistry of getting up in a motherfuckers face..

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Old Lady Aniston who wears slutty outfits from the 90s because those were the glory days for nipples….and is too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess she might as well milk those nipples, not literally cuz no one will ever knock her up, but figuratively, because she’s either 50 or pushing 50 and there’s not all that much time left in them to be interesting to look at, unless you’re like me and love seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool, beach or wherever they are, not because they are hot, but because you know how much experienced those tits are

Still nipples…

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