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2007

21

Aug

I am – Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I was told yesterday that I write too much. I don’t think I do. I just tell stories when they come to me and I don’t tell stories when they don’t come to me. If you don’t want to read the post then you don’t have, no one really does but emailing me telling me to write a shitty paragraph on the person I am posting about, when I don’t give a fuck about the person I am posting about in the first place is not really my thing, but I decided to try out a couple of one paragraph potential posts for these Jennifer Aniston in a bikini top paddle surfing like the useless cunt that she is….as an exercise in making your experience on this site that much better, if that is even possible…and this is me accommodating….

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One Paragraph Post #1

Jennifer Who?Niston….I haven’t heard this name since her famous heartthrob husband left her for a hollywood bad girl. Well here she is trying to reclaim some of her fame and to remind some of her fans from the Friends-era that she’s still got tits by getting into her bikini. And we’re not complaining. I can only assume that her fit older-lady body stops at her ass and isn’t 100 percent where it should be because otherwise she wouldn’t have ruined this experience with those stupid shorts….

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One Paragraph Post #2

Jennifer Aniston was out in Hawaii with her only friends, Courtney Cox and David Arquette and she decided to try out the gayest fucking sport since DJ AM called paddle surfing. Shit’s like wheelchair basketball or blind person dodgeball or some other modified sports for people with disabilities, only the disability that people who paddlesurf have is thinking that they are Huckleberry Finn. I guess all that doesn’t matter because Aniston is rocking a bikini top and we know we love bikini tops, and a girl could pretty much do anything in a bikini top and we’ll still look because we are fucking virgins who have never seen a girl in a bikini in real life….well except for maybe that one time in summer camp, but you were 12.

Anyway you dice it, I still wrote more than I would have in writing one of my stories, only now I feel more like a virgin than when I was 13 and this 20 year old retarded girl tried to get me to fuck her and I didn’t know what to do so I just shoved it in between her fat thighs until I dry came and ran away scared that she was going to eat me or something because she totally looked like a monster…..Jennifer Aniston reminds me of that girl with her big ol’ head…..and this post was a fucking failure…


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2007

11

Apr

I am – Jennifer Aniston’s Nipple of the Day

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You know how I do things here, if I see a celebrity with an erect nipple, nipple slip, bikini or doing something worth laughing at, I post it. I don’t really want to go into any more detail than that because it is embarrassing enough as is. I did start doing it to trick you perverts into reading my stories, but since I started the website I haven’t really been able to do a whole lot of much to give you stories worth reading. I am also pretty sure these pictures of Aniston are pretty old, because she’s always wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and a water bottle. She’s part of the Gap generation and will take that shit to the grave.

I used to have a thing for Aniston because her nipples were always hard on Friends, that’s pretty much how easy it is to win my heart. After she got married to Brad Pitt, I lost interest because married girls in white t-shirts and jeans bore the fuck out of me, but since Brad upgraded for a newer model and knocked her up, something Aniston wanted him to do to her but it didn’t happen cuz she is Greek and Greek’s only take it up the ass and anal is the best kind of birth control, that’s why Catholic school girls everywhere are doing it, but that’s not the point, the point is that Aniston is nice and emotionally fucked up right now and those are the best kind of girls to get to buy you things.

Think about it, the love of her life she wanted to have a family with, fucked off with the hottest cunt in hollywood and got her pregnant, leaving plain Jane Aniston all alone a baby-less. It’s like that time that time I hadn’t got high in about 2 days and the girl I was slamming went to the store to get me some milk, she never came back, so I went lookin for her the next day because I had slow response time and found her getting high with some other homeless lookin’ guy, leaving me to fend for myself….whore.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Jennifer Aniston's Nipple of the Day

jennifer_aniston_nipple_top.jpg

You know how I do things here, if I see a celebrity with an erect nipple, nipple slip, bikini or doing something worth laughing at, I post it. I don’t really want to go into any more detail than that because it is embarrassing enough as is. I did start doing it to trick you perverts into reading my stories, but since I started the website I haven’t really been able to do a whole lot of much to give you stories worth reading. I am also pretty sure these pictures of Aniston are pretty old, because she’s always wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and a water bottle. She’s part of the Gap generation and will take that shit to the grave.

I used to have a thing for Aniston because her nipples were always hard on Friends, that’s pretty much how easy it is to win my heart. After she got married to Brad Pitt, I lost interest because married girls in white t-shirts and jeans bore the fuck out of me, but since Brad upgraded for a newer model and knocked her up, something Aniston wanted him to do to her but it didn’t happen cuz she is Greek and Greek’s only take it up the ass and anal is the best kind of birth control, that’s why Catholic school girls everywhere are doing it, but that’s not the point, the point is that Aniston is nice and emotionally fucked up right now and those are the best kind of girls to get to buy you things.

Think about it, the love of her life she wanted to have a family with, fucked off with the hottest cunt in hollywood and got her pregnant, leaving plain Jane Aniston all alone a baby-less. It’s like that time that time I hadn’t got high in about 2 days and the girl I was slamming went to the store to get me some milk, she never came back, so I went lookin for her the next day because I had slow response time and found her getting high with some other homeless lookin’ guy, leaving me to fend for myself….whore.

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