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2010

07

Jan

Rihanna Whoring Out in a Bikini of the Day

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I had this theory that Rihanna staged her beatdown to get a little more attention out of the media. I was told by a dude I know in Barbados that she would constantly travel down there with Chris Brown after the incident and that she’ was nothing but a typical Bajan cunt who beats herself up and calls the cops on her man to teach him a lesson and maybe that was truth, but based on these pictures of her with some athlete named Kemp, it looks like Chris Brown is out of the picture….and she seems pretty fucking needy lookin for reassurance from her new man and I can only assume it’s cuz Chris Brown finally dumped her crazy ass, and she is scared of having the same feelings of rejection when this dude realizes she’s more than just easy pussy and that she’s all in love with him and clingy cuz she never had a father and on his ass when he’s back on the road fucking bat girls, but again, I could be wrong. It happens……and here she is in a bikini lookin better than she did last week.

I still say: Deport her.

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Posted in:Bikini|Rihanna|Whore

2010

05

Jan

Sienna Miller Riding her Banana Boat of the Day

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Sienna Miller was out in her bikini yesterday and everyone already posted the pictures already…. except me. I decided to post them a day late, since I’ve seen her naked a whole lote and thought these pics were a waste of fucking time but knew if I was first on the shit, it would give people the wrong idea about me, they’d think I was so excited to see the bitch that I followed everyone’s lead and I figured I had to wait it out until shit was actually a waste of time to everyone already saw the shit…at least that’s what I tell people, the reality is that I was too lazy and uninterested for the pics, but today they won my heart because she’s riding one of those inflatable bananas cuz she loves riding banana and shit got me all excited….

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Posted in:Banana Boat|Bikini|Sienna Miller

2010

05

Jan

Gwen Stefani’s Man Body in a Bikini of the Day

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The day Gwen Stefani started wearing that pregnant belly prosthetic, I knew she was commited to pretending she was a chick despite having no doubt her No Doubt tits weren’t attached to something with a pussy, but were more likely designed by LAMB for someone with a cock and now she’s on the beach in a bikini keepin up the tranny lie. I’m not sure when or if she’s going to give up the act, she seems to have invested a lot into making the world think those broad shoulders, ripped stomach and garbage tits are not something you’d find on a mother of two but more on a topless pit boy high on poppers in the gay club and ready for anal…..but instead her and Rossdale are going suburban with their homosexual marriage and the whole thing weirds me out…

If you don’t believe Rossdale’s a fag and that Stefani’s a man just read his Wikipedia….

In his 1995 autobiography Take It Like A Man, Boy George claimed that Rossdale had an affair with the British singer Peter Robinson, a.k.a. Marilyn. In a 1996 interview for Rolling Stone, Rossdale responded with a shrug: “That’s George’s take – he doesn’t know me. There’s a queue of people going to their lawyers about stuff in his book. I hope he manages to sell some books by putting my name in there.” Elsewhere Gavin said, “I wasn’t dating Marilyn. We were, and still are, good friends. George thinks everyone is gay.”Marilyn also denied the affair, but later claimed to have lied at Rossdale’s request because Rossdale “was just becoming successful in America” at the time of the revelation. In 2009, Marilyn said they had been “together five years” in the 1980s, but Rossdale’s representative denied the story. Marilyn added “Gavin and Gwen are perfect for each other, but he was the love of my life.”

I’m not reporting news here people – I’m reporting fact

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Posted in:Bikini|Gwen Stefani

2010

05

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt’s Rocking Old Lady Body in a Bikini of the Day

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I get a lot of hate mail suprisingly about Victoria Silvstedt because you’d think she’d be hardly known by now, a decade after her stint as a Playboy centerfold, but commited virgins prove yet again that they can never get over that obsession with that one girl, like they are monogamous fantasizers, whether it is someone from High School or a blue person in Avatar, they take their love seriously and they get offended that someone doesn’t see the vision of beauty they see everytime they look at their chosen whore, so they make it their personal plight to fight for her honor, even though she doesn’t know they exist and either do people they went to high school, cuz they are just that memorable. You know the kind of guy I’m talking about, cuz you’re probably that kind of guy.

Here’s one of those emails:

Hello Sir,
 
I watch a lot of Victoria Silvstedt news on your website and I read to each time you hate Victoria Silvstedt who attack to you with her lawer when you put sex party pictures in Sardaigna on your website.
 
Why do you hate Victoria Silvstedt, you had meeting Victoria Silvstedt for your job, in the street please ?
 
Thank you in advance.
 
Christian.

Either way, I know she’s got a good body, it’s really all she’s got going for her, and it’s also all that she has to maintain in her life, so working out all year and getting her fake tits upgraded and her face jacked up with silicone with her billionare boyfriend’s money doesn’t really impress me and shouldn’t be all that that shocking or worth celebrating, because in actual fact, she’s just a fuckin’ waste of space nobody who people shouldn’t even know her name and I shouldn’t even bother posting on her, but I can’t help it because I passionately hate this cunt her for trying to bring me down with her lawyers 5 years ago. I have issues moving on…and if you don’t believe me just reference my criminal record……

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Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt|Whore

2010

04

Jan

Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I hate wrestling and every cheesy motherfucker involved in the shit. Whether it is the closet case redneck trashy motherfuckers who watch the shit, or the business men exploiting the idiot wrestlers and closet case redneck trashy motherfuckers to make huge fucking money. I think it’s a joke that should have never picked up and become popular and I think it’s a testament of just how shitty the USA and capitalism is, because if anyone can become a billionaire of something so stupid, you know you’re in a pretty fucked up place.
That said, Stacy Keibler’s lookin’ good in a bikini, but I’m capable of remembering her at her peak as the legs on Dancing with the Stars and that’s really all I have to say about this….

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Posted in:Bikini|Stacy Keibler

2010

04

Jan

Lady Gaga in her Bikini Shoulda Jumped of the Day

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I know that a delusional bitch who thinks she is God’s fucking gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all yur fucking encouragement, because I can only assume she offered something different in your boring lives, wouldn’t kill herself, she’s at the top of her game and this is the shit she dreamt about growing up the ugly girl in the back of the classroom…but it would have been a hell of a lot better pictures….instead she’s just in her underwear, totally cockteasing at the edge of the balcony and not because she’s half naked, but because she’s halfway where we want her to be..so fucking close to the edge…but ultimately not close enough….and it just acts as proof that the year could have started a hell of a lot better….

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Posted in:Bikini|Lady Gaga|Suicide

2010

04

Jan

Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister in their Bathing Suits of the Day

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There was a time Lohan was desperate enough to answer my text messages and emails. Those days are long gone and it hurts my feelings that she didn’t have the decency to break up with my, she just stopped answering me and it makes jerking off to her a very sad experience, but after lookin’ at these pics, it may not be because I’m emotionally shaken by being dropped, but more to do with how she looks. I’d still do her though…just putting that out there in case she’s desperate for a fat old man’s limp pathetic dick, I figure with the whole lesbian shit, a dick that looks like a clit would be a solid transition back to taking cock….here she is with her sister….

Lindsay Lohan is So Fancy Trying on Luis Vuiton Bathing Suits….that I hope the Store Burns before Another Bitch Slides into the shit….

Lindsay Lohan is Still Confindent Enough to Wear a 2 Piece…Kinda Like that Sloppy Ex-Hooker Who Pretty Much Gave Up on Life and No Longer has any Shame….and I Like it….because she’s not fat…and I hate fat chicks…

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Posted in:Ali Lohan|Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2010

04

Jan

Miranda Kerr’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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She’s a fucking bikini model, I don’t see how seeing her in a bikini in her spare time is supposed to be fucking exciting, it’d be like if someone posted pictures of me sitting naked on my stained couch on my shitty computer typing and except in my case, no one would know who I was, and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be jerking off to me, so maybe a better example would be a stripper taking off her shirt at an afterhours club while jacked on MDMA, it’s just expected behavior, despite how nice it may be, it’s not worth celebrating because when dealing with a slut, you’re dealing with a fucking slut, ya know….Here are the pics of her and Orlando Bloom cuz they are both Australian so it made sense to date, they understand each other’s white trash mentality.

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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Miranda Kerr

2009

31

Dec

Perez Hilton Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Perez Hilton is in his Miami and he decided to have no shame and walk around with his disgusting body in far too little obnoxious clothes. It’s safe to say that he probably doesn’t realize how much of a fucking joke he is because of an ego all you motherfuckers gave him. It’s this false sense of security that comes with all the money he’s made like he won this game of life and fooled the world into knowing who the fuck he is, and caring about who he is, and paying to get close to him, when in a time before the internet he wouldn’t have been let out of the fucking mail room at the magazine he managed to get an internship at because he was eager and free, so I guess all that success has made him confident enough to dress like this…despite lookin’ like this…..

The good news is that the only people who care about him are 14 year old girls, and the end is near for this queer, but definitely not quite here.

Let’s hope 2010 is the end of Perez.

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Posted in:Bikini|Perez Hilton

2009

31

Dec

More Brooke Hogan Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

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It is Brooke Hogan’s favorite time of year because all the real celebrities come to her home city and she gets the chance to try to be seen by the paparazzi who otherwise doesn’t give a fuck about her. It’s like some photo opportunity to help promote her dead singing career, cuz she knows she’s known enough for them to snap off some pics if she’s strategically placed and the real celebs haven’t left their hotel rooms yet and that doesn’t change the fact that she looks like a man. That’s why she’s hiding her penis….

Bonus – Here’s the Tacky Girl she is with

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Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan