Perez Hilton is in his Miami and he decided to have no shame and walk around with his disgusting body in far too little obnoxious clothes. It’s safe to say that he probably doesn’t realize how much of a fucking joke he is because of an ego all you motherfuckers gave him. It’s this false sense of security that comes with all the money he’s made like he won this game of life and fooled the world into knowing who the fuck he is, and caring about who he is, and paying to get close to him, when in a time before the internet he wouldn’t have been let out of the fucking mail room at the magazine he managed to get an internship at because he was eager and free, so I guess all that success has made him confident enough to dress like this…despite lookin’ like this…..
The good news is that the only people who care about him are 14 year old girls, and the end is near for this queer, but definitely not quite here.
I am glad Perez got punched because it led to me being on a big radio show. I am not glad that he got punched because he didn’t get killed and that means we have to listen to him cry about him and people talk about him and the whole thing is so insignificant.
I saw him acting erratic that night while Will.I.Am stayed cool the entire time and I truly feel that if someone says something offensive while getting their ugly face up into the wrong person, it’s easy to get knocked the fuck out…
I am not saying that punching someone in the face is the way I deal with shit, but I have been punched many times because I have got in the wrong person’s face, and I’ve offended that wrong person, and people sometimes have a tendency to get physical when angry, whether it is illegal or not.
I was bitch slapped fuckin’ hard 2 weeks ago for pretty much runnin’ my mouth off to some racist dude. It happens to me almost everytime I get drunk, because I am abrasive and people don’t like my jokes. I don’t press charges. I take it like a man and go home and cry about how much a failure I am cuz no one gets me.
Perez is being an unstable baby about things. He is crying and wasting Canadian tax payer’s money by pressing charges while real emergencies are going on and people are getting killed, wives beaten, kids molested, kiddie porn traded, gang wars, rape and prostitution rings created and that’s just at my apartment block, when it was really not a big deal and the only real big deal about all this is that he never got hit before, considering he is such a hateful fuckin’ rodent of a bitter person.
There is no reason that Will.I.Am or any celebrity should be talking to the annoying clown no matter how powerful his site is, he is not a real celebrity, he’s just a leech and no matter how many readers he has or how much money he makes, he’s just a fuckin’ clown, and this whole thing is gayer than Perez, I don’t like that I wrote about it again, but this picture is hysterical and I had no choice…
Katy Perry realized that there’s some pretty important moves one has to make when your talent is minimal, your novelty act is played out and your looks are definitely not there, and that’s be friends with the most influential internet personality, so that he gives you props whenever you ask, and those props translate into millions of little girls buying your record and tickets to your shows.
Sure, I hate that Perez is the powerhouse that he is online, but I know people he has linked to, who corporations have given record deals to, I know people with T-Shirt companies who have sold out stock becuase they were linked on his site. I know he wouldn’t have mattered had the internet not existed, or had it not gone totally mainstream, but now everyone is watching him and listening, even though he’s really got no business being where he is, but has managed to do it and have an empire built off it, when he should really just be in a back alley suckin dick, someplace his lonely self would be much happier, but whatever, who cares, what matters is this fake friendship that is so fuckin’ obvious and here are the pics of Perez loving every second because he doesn’t realize he is being used.
Perez Hilton is a glitch in the internet. He was a lonely, fame hungry, ugly, identity crisis homo, with no real talent, but an obsession with celebrity, that he took to the internet and thanks to a series of events, the right time and right place bullshit, and a gay voice in an era when people were becoming more accepting of that played up fag talk, except for real gay people, who considered him to be a fucking embarassment and clown to their sexuality.
His success in undeniable, his site is huge, he makes money and he leverages his name, he gets out there and milks his shit harder than he probably milks the guy he pays for sex because even with his “website” he still can’t get groupy cock, because having a website to begin with is fucking lame, even if the public is moving towards the interent more than fuckin ever and Perez Hilton is the only bullshit URL they know.
But the truth is that he’s not a fucking journalist, he reports lies, fake exclusives and shit other people are reporting before him, he just managed to be a machine about things and have lots of people tipping him off, but when people reference his site, I laugh because it’s just a fucking blog and like any other blog, the shit is opinion based and low fuckin’ quality so that’s why he is just a glitch, maybe even a military strategy from CUBA to infiltrate America where it counts, and that is with Hollywood, because up until Obama, Americans could identify the name of Britney Spears’ kids before they could identify they Secretary of State and it would be nice if he was sent back to CUBA where he and his family belong….
That said, dude is so desperate for friends that he has embraced the attention Lady Gaga’s been giving him, because she knows he has a huge audience and if she has to sit and watch his trashy disgusting mouth down a burger like the fat big he is, it’s worth the post he’ll write about it.
So this fucking reject of a person, finally feels acceptance from famous people, and he’s fucking smitten, he is fucking glowing like a 20 year old virgin who just got with the hot chick from his high school after randomly running into her during Thanksgiving back home, and you know that everything that Perez reports about Lady Gaga will be positive because they are Best Fucking Friends and she’s given him the time of fucking day, while every other celebrity who snobs him, or calls him out for the faggot loser he is, he rips apart on his site because he is emotionally involved and his website’s all he got going for him and he’s goin’ to show them.
Whether it’s posting Lily Allen nude pics cuz they had a twitter fight, or shitting on Lohan because Sam Ronson sued him and Paris Hilton had him on payroll, the whole thing is a fucking joke and you people are the root of the problem. All it takes is to stop visiting his site and he’ll go the fuck away and if you really need to hear a gay guy in action who is actually worth reading and not a fucking hack, you should be visiting Dlisted , because at least he’s got a little edge, a unique voice, good comedic fucking timing and isn’t a suck up bitch, especially not to some ugly poser like Gaga.
Not that any of that rant matters, she uses him, he uses her, they stroke each other’s egos and give each other credibility and hand jobs since she has a dick, and there is no way this ugly bitch is not a tranny, they are pigs, at least she’s wearing fucking pants, they don’t look human and both disgust me, so maybe they’re meant for each other and all it took was the internet to bring them together.
The guy from Hollywood.tv who provides me with the videos I use daily comes from the UK and his background was high end/trendy ice cream shops. I guess his business strategy was to hold off on opening an LA ice cream shop and instead integrate himself into the celebrity scene to later use to promote his ice cream, but I don’t fucking know or care.
What I do know is that the Kardashian sisters, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt and Perez Hilton were seen at his store creating their own celebrity milkshake and these were the ingredients they chose…..
Check out the ingredients of the newest celebrity shakes:
Kim Kardashian – Strawberries and Banana
Khloe Kardashian – Strawberries, Vanilla and Peaches.
Kourtney Kardashian – Cookie Dough, Peanut Butter and Captain Crunch.
Perez Hilton- Oreo, Coconut, Cap’N’Crunch.
Heidi Montag – Strawberries, Peaches and Pineapples
Spencer Pratt – M&M’s, Cookie Dough and Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup
I like how Khloe Kardashian is keeping up with the boys and I use that term loosely (Perez), by hitting up the shit that is bad for you, maybe it is because she’s built like a fucking wrestler and needs to maintain her physique or maybe it’s just because she’s a fucking pig. I wonder how authentic Perez Hilton’s articles can really be, considering he is friends with these idiots, and I guess who really cares. The real issue is why I am bother posting this and I really don’t have an answer. Maybe watching Kim Kardashian give into her ass and feet it dairy turns me on, but I doubt that’s it. I think it’s got more to do with their desperation for attention….
So Perez Hilton is supposed to be some unbiased newsreporter, at least he’s made himself famous reporting “exclusive” celebrity stories as a third party outsider, who can’t get laid and who makes way too much fucking money by owning the celebrity gossip world because people his 15 year old girl commentary and I don’t mean commentary on their budding tits, but commentary that would make anyone thing someone with budding tits was writing it and it turns out he is Paris Hilton consultant on her show no one watches, or at least the show I hope no one watches because it looks like shit.
I don’t understand how this obese man has enough time to travel from event to event, do radio shows, jerk off on chat with gay boys he’s picked up because they want to be featured on his site, and film shitty segments on Paris Show. All they need is to throw David Blaine on this and it will be the worst thing to possible pollute your TV.
I hear they are working on a Sitcom called “When Aids Meets Herpes”.
I don’t know why I posted this, I blame just waking up and having it be the first thing I’ve seen today, and considering that little fact you should be happy I am posting at all, and not trying to drink to forget this garbage ever happened…..and that God and by God, I mean the Mexican PA I know who works the show, didn’t take advantage of the opportunity and accidentally drop a lighting fixture to maybe accidentally catch the set on fire so they both go down in a DJ AM caliber blaze of annoying. Riding the world of 2 diseases that are far worse than any actual disease.
Ok.
Now It’s time to get posting the serious stuff. Stay tuned. That is if this didn’t make you kill yourself…
So I don’t know what the booze did to me last night but it definitely left me brain chemically unbalanced today. I woke up with a smile, I walked around outside with a smile, I am giggling like a fucking group of homos watching Project Runway, or whatever it is that homos watch that make them giggle and I don’t really know what it is. I laughed when this hot girl told me my shirt made me look poor because it is a tourist shirt that says Los Angeles on it from god knows where and I got a real kick out of that, I laughed when another girl looked at me with disgust when I was checking out her ass in white sweat pants. I even laughed when some old man farted in line next to me, when I’d normally call him disgusting or something. I’ve just been on a high all fuckin’ day, maybe it’s a manic episode, but according to various psych evaluations, I am not bi-polar, maybe it’s just what not giving a fuck and just being satisfied with life and the funny things it throws our way, instead of being tightly wound and miserable. Who really knows, but it fells pretty fucking good, I should drink more often, Then I saw this ad Perez Hilton did for The Gap and it made me want throw in the towel and end it all, just like that my flowery, sunshine day turned to shit because I was reminded that those who are useless and don’t deserve fans, like the cast of The Hills and Perez, have idiots buying into their shit and corporations bank rolling them because they think they are what people like, giving them the exposure that makes the people who don’t know any better, learn about them and increase their stock value and it makes no fucking sense to me.
Watch this shit here if you’ve been debating suicide, this should be the determining factor that you’ve been missing up until now. You know that one thing to make you actually jump off the edge and not just stand there hoping someone comes and saves you…. GO
You know how some peole say they really love what they do and they are excited to get up to do it. I am not one of those people. I really only get excited about sleeping. I don’t even care about drinking, I just do that before sleeping and when I wake up in the morning, I just want to do more sleeping. I don’t want to get up, walk over to the computer like some kind of migrant fucking worker in the fields, to post shit that just pisses me off more than not being in my bed, but I do it anyway and that is some serious fucking commitment to the cause that you should appreciate….but not as much committment as someone like Perez Hilton who takes his site really fucking seriously, even though shit’s a fucking joke. He makes 50,000 dollars a day and now he’s releasing the worst song of all time.
This song makes me want to kill myself. It is worse that Katy Perry and is on some love shack vibe that means it is bad. It is called the clap and is about STDs, but is one of those things that makes me want to go out an get an STD that will lead to blindness like Syphilis. If this ends up on the radio, I will start to protest. It will prove that people have given up and actually accept this fat fuck as some kind of innovater or artist or that his “comdey” has any kind of merit.
We have the power to make this dude disappear, but for some fucking reason, no one has made any fucking effort in doing that. He doesn’t break exclusives, he doesn’t write anything interesting, he is off sucking his own dick when his band of mexicans are updating his site, just let this loser from highschool, live off the fortune he tricked the world into making him, as he disappears into the sunset at an all you can eat buffet.
Seeing this hearing this really pisses me off. It is totally unacceptable on all levels and I blame you…..This is probably one of the worst things to wake up to and I have had my fair share of bad things to wake up….very bad things..trust me….things you don’t want to tell your friends about because they are so bad….
I think we can all agree that Perez is a loser, but it blows me the fuck away that this dude is making so much money off the internet and has little girls everywhere checking his site consistantly 100 times a day to see pictures of celebs with cumshots on them and his lazy banter to useless celebrity stories.
I don’t do what this dude did to get liked or an audience. I don’t understand how anyone takes him seriously or considers him an authority or someone they’d want to check out. It’s that mainstream wave that sucks in the clueless people around the world into thinking things that aren’t cool are cool because everyone tells them it’s cool, so they just roll with it. I do know that I would never read, support his site after seeing what the piece of shit behind it looked like when he first came out to make himself famous and watching the video I just posted should give anyone who still visits his site enough reason to never go back to it.
