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2022

16

Mar

Song of the Day

I am not American, but I stand behind this video, it should be the number trending song on TikTok but clearly TikTok idiots have no fucking idea what’s going on…

Although, I did see this slutty TikTok girl explaining Inflation and Ukraine and Russia to me, because you know, in all her slutty half naked dancing for views, she’s learned a lot about world issues, even though she probably couldn’t even point out CANADA on a map….THESE PEOPLE JUST AREN’T SMART…

But when you see all this war shit in other countries being celebrated by people who are rich and detached from the everyday man, when that money could go to USE at home, it is TAX PAYER MONEY….you have to think their theatrics are a bad comedy show…and ultimately…you need to think LOCAL….and in that case…PUT AMERICA FIRST..

How so many people cry about UKRAINE when people are dying of Opiates, are struggling with inflation and we haven’t even scratched the surface of how bad it could potentially get…

They’ve fucked with all of us the last 2 years, with insane regulations, that have destroyed our freedoms, free speech, etc.

You gotta want to PUT AMERICA FIRST, and if you don’t, you’ve been fucking brainwashed along the way….or you’re a rich, detached cunt too.

Posted in:Music

2021

22

Nov

Kid Rock’s New Anthem Against the Woke of the Day

Obviously, I’ve been a victim of a woke on a very low level because the site is very low level at this point…..I hardly got hit by the woke because at the time the feminist sites would try to outrage against the site, no one cared, if anything it just increased my relevance, you know mad that I reduce women to their tits for jokes on the internet…get a fucking grip…

But yeah, even not being a victim of the woke, you know that it is the fall of fucking society and that the people can’t be woke enough, which makes them worse than they already are…just sitting there trying to get mad at someone to feel better about themselves instead of not giving a fuck, the way nature intended…it’s like JUST let us fucking live, this divide and conquer shit is ANTI-HUMAN….we aren’t supposed to be ALL the fucking same…and for the most part, it’s white people who are pushing the divide and are the more racist, sexists, simple minded monsters…

We don’t need a debate about all this shit being a viral trend, brainwashing, whatever you want to call it…MAYBE a distraction…

But the FUNNIEST thing about it is that none of the celebs are speaking up against it, maybe they are dick suckers just scared of offending people and being cancelled so they lose their livelihood…

NONE OF THESE RICH FUCKS ARE SPEAKING UP AGAINST IT….

You see people like “RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE” who are supposed to be raging against the machine, basically felating the machine….same as the whole ANTIFA movement of anti-fascists who are defending the fascists pushing vaccines on people…it’s pretty fucking confusing.

Luckily, Kid Rock doesn’t give a shit…and is making music to tell people to fuck off and let us live..

When Kid Rock and his midget made a name for themselves, I was not a fan of his music, he was too rock and rap and not enough country….so I wasn’t a listener…

I am actually surprised the only voice of reason out there is Kid Rock, I guess make a motherfucker rich and he may still keep his fucking spirit and isn’t controlled…unless this is just to make us think he’s a voice against the machine….which is possible, I never believe any rich people. They have CUCKED to be rich….

But I’ll take it…we need more music to push against this shit, because seeing everyone just give into it…is creepy as shit.

Plus he fucked Pam Anderson when she was still pretty hot, so there.

Bigging up Kid Rock has been a weird experience for me…

Posted in:Music

2019

20

Sep

The SoapGirls Topless Performing of the Day

I never heard of the SoapGirls, but I saw these pics of their concerts that they strip down topless at, and thought, I can see past how cheesy they are and appreciate their feminist punk strategy, even if it is simplistic and calculated and hardly punk, it is still two sisters naked together on stage making accessible “punk” pop music….

I looked up the SoapGirls on instagram and all I found was some girl who sells homemade soap…but then I found their website and according to their website:


“these fearless French born sisters Millie and Mie, have slayed critics”

“The SoapGirls are society’s rejects”

“The SoapGirls write outsider anthems that are androgynous, audacious and straight from the heart.”

This is what their concert looks like….looks good to me….cuz tits override try hard shamelessness every fucking day…

I support this kind of behavior….despite not listening to how bad the actual music is cuz if you’ve turned on the radio you know music has no integrity, it is all an attempt to get seen amongst all the clutter and tits give you the easiest and best shot at that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Music|Music Video With Tits

2014

09

Jul

Music Videos of the Day


Here’s a song that should get your through the summer…

I can only assume it was styled by Vanessa Hudgens still riding her Springbreakers glory…or maybe this girl is just a super fan..

Either way, Awesome song…

Here’s another song, that I watched on mute, but that features girls making out…

Posted in:Music|Video

2014

16

May

Spiderman is a Cowboy Tranny in the New Arcade Fire Video of the Day

Nothing like Spiderman wearing a bra…pretending to be Jared Leto in the new Arcade Fire video to remind you that he dresses like this when Emma Stone fuck him with a strap on, because I know british dudes, and they are all poofters into butt play… it’s part of their culture…like part of your fan boy culture is jerking off to Andrew Garfield dressed like a woman, dancing like a woman and gay bashed like any gay guy who walks into a cowboy bar that isn’t a gay cowboy bar…I saw Boys Don’t Cry…I know how this shit works…you just like Spiderman that much….

The song’s not that great but Arcade Fire are from my hometown of Montreal, I’ve probably had them in my Igloo at least once, so I got nothin’ but love for this video…but that could just be because I’ve got to the point in my where it’s time for me to finger a tranny….you know make it a life event on my FACEBOOK

Posted in:Music

2014

17

Apr

L3MON Brings the Song of the Day

I don’t know shit about shit.

I just know that this Canadian artist from Toronto called L3MON dropped this video…of some babe with big tits in lingerie being hot as fuck to a song that she may or may not be singing…but that she may or may not being Milli Vanilli-ing….which doesn’t fucking matter because I masturbated to it anyway…

We call this today’s soundtrack to your lonely, sad, one-man-sex you’ve come so accustomed to, because adding song to some of the most depressing, yet most pleasurable thing you’ll experience today, at least for that split second before the shame sets in, makes it a little more enjoyable…

Posted in:Music

2010

18

Feb

A Still from Shakira’s New Music VIdeo of the Day

Shakira’s last video was masturbated to everywhere. Seriously, it had so many views on Youtube that there was no way a gang of fucking perverts didn’t have shit on repeat. I think more people saw that video than are actually on the interent daily, it’s lik every Internet user saw the shit 18 times and that’s just not fucking normal, so I can assume that since she’s slutted out to get our attention again after years of being off the radar and already having us hooked, her next video will be some romantic bullshit for the girls to jerk off to, cuz girls look for different things in their masturbation, like emotion, while all I want is to see her South American booty bounce….and she’s already done that….

Either way, here’s a still from the shoot with Rafael Nadal. He plays tennis and I am not even sure that’s Shakira….but they say it is so let’s just pretend….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Music|Shakira|Video

2009

12

May

I want Heidi Montag-Pratt to Die of the Day

This is fucking disgusting. No seriously. It makes me fucking mad. I feel the hate in the depths of my bleeding asshole. These motherfuckers play the media in the most obvious way and it works. They know they don’t have to be creative, they can just be annoyingly obvious as they cry for attention as they are pretty much mocking us as they do it and they are getting paid and it is working for them. If only it was this easy for the rest of us, not that I’d ever trade my disgustingly pathetic existence to be this couple, because if I was this couple, I’d do the right fucking thing for society and kill my fuckin’ self. I’m talking murder suicide.

Either way, this is my plea to get you to stop supporting these monsters. Please help make them go away.

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Music|Video

2009

19

Feb

Beyonce on Set of Her New Music Video of the Day

So I have this theory that Beyonce held off sex with her husband and gave him the silent treatment because she her whining and bitching wasn’t getting through to him, at first he took it well because it was a much needed vacation from his pain in the ass partner in life, but eventually, like all husbands he had to listen to her demands. First she went off about how she doesn’t like that he’s created a bigger star than her in Rihanna and that if he wants to stay happily married he better do something about it, he refused because he pulled the “it’s business” and “she makes me lots of money” angle, but it wasn’t good enough for Beyonce, she wanted Rihanna fired, she was jealous, she was fed up with her taking the glory and no money in the world could justify why her husband would choose another woman over her. But Jay-Z wasn’t budging, so she paid Chris Brown to mangle her face and make her disappear, so while Rihanna is out in Barbados recovering, Beyonce’s not wasting any fucking time recording videos to get out before Rihanna can get back to work….all while being close with some black guy to let Jay-Z know she’s not fucking around…but it’s just a theory.

Posted in:Beyonce|Music|Video

2008

30

Oct

Bloodshot Bill is the One Man Band Who Needs to Be Famous of the Day

I used to hang out at a mall near a college and this brown dude with slicked back hair would always let me bum cigarettes off him. The odd time I’d see him outside the mall at a bar while drunk, he always hooked me up with a beer out of his pitcher or more of his really strong smokes, because he knew me from the mall near his college. This was at a time, most people would avoid me or pretend that I didn’t exist, and if they did acknowledge my presence, they’d never have a quarter to spare for a coffee or that they only had one cigarette left so they couldn’t spare one for me.

It turns out the guy’s name is Bloodshot Bill, I just came across his video randomly, and motherfucker is a talent and hope the good Karma from being nice to me in a time no one bothered, pays off for him.

If anything, this video proves that people like Paris Hilton, Katy Perry and other hacks make it, while the real talent is sittin in the food court at your local mall giving down on their luck homeless lookin’ motherfuckers help.

Sometimes Payback isn’t a bitch….

Posted in:Bloodshot Bill|Music