I did some post about how when you’re a bankrupted, or near bankrupted reality show couple from 20 years ago, and you’re hoping to get back into the limelight, or at least to remind people that you exist, because you see other people from the show doing alright, you burn your motherfucking house down and you hope TMZ posts about it, so that the general public start up a GoFund me, or if you’re really lucky, the general public starts downloading your song from 15 years ago, making it a hit, and generating a ton of attention and income for you….

That’s pretty much what Spencer and Heidi did. I can imagine Spencer googling how to get in on the Wild Fire hype without using accelerants the fire department will be able to identify and track, all while sending out emails to the media to see if there was any interest in the story before it happened.

With losing everything, they’ve done ok on the comeback tour, with Heidi now hanging out in Mexico filming music videos for her new song.

She’s doing it with some rockin’ bolt on tits and since everyone seemed to not be excited by her bolt on tits, at least not excited as I was because they are familiar bolt on tits for old timers like me, I feel the need to endorse and support her tits in action. It’s the right thing to do..

Plus, they lost their house man, that’s more than enough reason to stare at tits in a supportive way, I mean I stare at tits for far less philanthropic reasons that should make you feel good about yourself….

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All it took Heidi Montag was to burn her house down to get in the news, which go her fans to rally for her and push her song from 10 years ago to number 1.

So if you’re ever feeling down and out, or like you’ve tried everything to have that hit or to find that success….

All you need to do is burn your house down….

It may not work as well for you since you don’t have a community that will rally support for you.

You may just end up officially homeless, assuming you’re not already and burning your house down means burning the car you live in or the tent in the homeless encampment….

You may just lose all your stuff and possible get you sued by your neighbors for damaging their houses….and you may not have insurance to protect you…

HOWEVER, it worked for Heidi Montag and the once broke as shit up until the fires Reality Star has her tits out in Mexico winning….

You’ll never know if burning your house down will work for you, unless you try!

Here she is tits on vacation:

Here she is tits in the music video:

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I am not wired to have empathy towards anything but animals.

I could be from childhood trauma, psychosis, autism, narcissism, bitterness, anger, self hatred…

However, I’m not one of those people who needs excuses beyond my control for my shortcomings as a person, I just embrace them for what they are.

This whole crying and claiming a mental health condition in kindergarten to make your identity through life and your excuse for anything you do wrong is boring.

I prefer taking responsibility for being an asshole, loser, failure, slacker, tyrant, depressive, suicidal freak.

That being said, I don’t care that a bunch of rich people’s homes are burning in LA.

I understand why it’s all they want to talk about, they are self involved people and throwing a little apocalyptic wild fire validates their star role in the movie of their life they’ve curated for their audience.

I just don’t really give a shit besides the animals and even then I don’t think about it.

I’m not saying people deserved to die, or that I want to see poor people lose their homes…I don’t will this shit or hope for this shit.

But I don’t care when I see the celebrities and rich people, who I have decided are obviously terrible humans who represent terrible things in society, so BURN BANY BURN…California has been on fire forever, what do you expect.

Anyway, one of the viral things that came out of a house burn for Heidi and Spencer, is that the internet decided to make Heidi Montag a chart topper because why the fuck not.

Apparently, all you need to do these days to go viral and to come out of retirement or to have a new life is lose your house to a wild fire.

Does anyone have an account of where Spencer was during the start of the fires, was Heidi and Spencer’s ground zero?

I’m not saying that attention seeking reality stars who haven’t been in the pop culture stream for the last 15 years, would burn baby burn their own house down, but these are skilled media manipulators from a different era of viral and they probably would if the mismanagement of the governments who are supposed to keep the citizens and their homes protected didn’t beat them to it.

More importantly, why not take a shitty situation and monetize and maximize the exposure it brings you.

It just makes sense from a marketing perspective, which in the event you didn’t know, Spencer Pratt is pretty savvy in.

Burning the house down to TAKE THE HOUSE DOWN….

Now, I’ve done a 100 Montag posts since her inception, so why not relive some of her hottest half naked moments from the era her song came out….

They can mooch off NOSTALGIA and SO CAN I!

Unfortunately, I used to upload images using a different platform that I no longer have access to, so we’ve only got 17 pictures.

BUT we can still remember the good times from a long time ago, back when we used a different platform….if we try hard enough to visualize that shit…

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