If a useless cunt no one remembers has a 25th birthday, does it make a sound?

25 or not, bitch might as well be dead.

She doesn’t matter.

Here’s her botched plastic surgery.

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I guess it only makes sense that Heidi Montag would be hosting events at Vegas on a slow day, I mean where else is there to go when you’re a reality star everyone hates, cuz you pretty much represent all that is wrong with the fucking world….oh right Playboy….

I guess that’s why bitch co-hosted a pool party with Hef’s Crystal Harris bitch he recently fired, cuz either she wants to be the next in line as Hef’s fake wife, it’s one of the best jobs for fake tit, fake tan, fake hair whores in the world….way better than stripping locally…

I mean unless she’s just using this as a publicity stunt to get noticed…which would make sense, as all reality TV idiots are addicted to their 5 minutes and any chance to be talked about is good enough to them…

But I think it’s safe to say her next stop with her DDs is playboy….I mean that’s pretty much the look she’s got going and there’s pretty much no where else to go….I mean other than being irrelevant in Vegas….but that will end soon….and her getting naked will commence….and I’ll be watching unless of course I Ryan Dunn myself.

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This hit magazine stands yesterday, so I can only assume this has done the rounds of the internet, but I figured for those of you who can’t get enough plastic surgery scars on useless, insecure, bottom feeding bitches you probably won’t remember in 2 years, despite her efforts to be remembered, cuz she doesn’t realize just how bullshit she is, you’d appreciate seeing Heidi Montag whine about surgery she did to herself in efforts to be seen as something worth looking at…when she really just ended up looking like a fucking clown….

This is from Life & Style, if you want to jerk off on her, you’ll have to buy the magazine…..cuz there’s just something magical about old school sticking pages together….Internet has tried to ruin that…but I’m hoping you won’t let it….

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Heidi Montag has clearly worked out a deal with this paparazzi company to release staged pictures of her, so that everyone makes money off bullshit….

The paparazzi agency is called “Pacific Coast News”. They used to give me images for free, cuz they were nice and understood I was broke, but eventually turned into typical paparazzi scum and tried to exploit me for stupid money I don’t have to post their staged bullshit pictures of idiots….

For some reason, people give a fuck about these cunts…so here are Heidi and Spencer milking their low level of fame, flashing a little bikini bottom covered cunt, in this staged set of pictures….

The world has evolved from getting excited about seeing a bitch in a bikini and having that being enough to really secure their place in the industry….and for that reason I think these assholes should step it up by releasing their murder suicide videos, or at least some sex tapes, cuz plastic pussy or not, I’d still like to see her get fucked…but the again, I am down to watch anyone fuck.

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Heidi Montag is a waste of fucking space. I know the handful of people who can’t let go like to watch her bullshit purchased tits in various states of falling out of her bikini, but really we’d want to see any girl tit falling out of a bikini, hell, I’ve even been at the public pool staring at a 90 year old aquarobic class hoping one of their big vagina lips or big deflated tit would make it’s way out of the bathing suit, because that’s just what perverts do….but there’s just so much annoying about this bitch, that big bullshit purchased tits aren’t enough for me to ignore that I can’t stand her or anything she does because her bottom feeding isn’t crafty, interesting, fun or even clever, it’s obvious, mainstream and borderline retarded….and for some reason the people sitting at their offices surfing the net cuz they hate their lives love to eat it up…like they care if these idiots are married, divorced, pregnant, in a sex tape we haven’t seen clips of or not…it’s a real life Soap Opera only far less interesting….

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I feel like I may have missed this picture of useless bottom feeding trash pulling out her fake tit she got for attention while in staged bikini pictures she is taking for attention…because her sex tape rumor needs to be kept alive since it has people who want to see how bad her plastic face fucks…..from yesterday’s Heidi Montag Fake Tits in a Bikini Post

I find the whole thing tedious, boring, repetitive, obnoxious…but I have my fingers crossed that this story ends in murder suicide…something we can all collective jerk off to in excitement…

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Heidi Montag is not hot. I don’t care what anyone says, or how many times they call me gay for saying that there’s really nothing special to her. She’s got a shitty looking face, she’s got a decent at best body, and the only good thing about her are a couple tits she bought and anyone with 10,000 dollars could have. Not to mention, her low level attempts to get media attention, her fake husband and possibly fake sex tape that I am sure will be a real sex tape soon enough, because let’s face it, seeing her fuck post surgery, is hardly like seeing her fuck at all, cuz Hollywood ate her up, spat her out, and turned her into a monster that is barely human…and definitely not who she was before….and I think people need to really just flick the off switch on her…cuz she will go away and all her annoying cries for attention ignored….will make the world a better place…

Here she is in some staged bullshit bikini grabbing her tits…cuz that’s all she has going for her…and even that is hardly interesting…but at least she’s a pussy in a bikini…cuz that’s good enough for me.

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Heidi Montag does whatever it takes to stay in the media, I guess she figures she’s put all this work into committing to being a trashcan of a person, focusing on nothing more than getting people to notice her, all while sacrificing any self-respect she might have….

That is why she pretended to get divorced to someone I think she pretended to marry. That is why they are now reporting she has a sex tape with some other useless attention whore. That is why she had the plastic surgery. That is why she is pretending to get the plastic surgery reversed. That is why she uses twitter to talk about massaging her implants. That is why she is in these staged bikini pics…

The real unfortunate thing in all this is that I don’t find her hot, or interesting, or even human, she is so low grade they wouldn’t feed her to orphans or homeless people if she was beef, but I guess pussy in a bikini is pussy in a bikini…even if it is the representation of all that is wrong in this world…

I do know that she’s gone this far, so the sex tape is probably real, and when it drops, I’ll be sure to climb on that like it was my wife busting my balls to fuck her….very cautiously….

The real depressing thing in all this is that she’s in Costa Rica and not Mexico, where she could have been confused for a drug lord’s slut wife, or a drug mule, resulting in her death…..but I guess we’re stuck dealing with her stunts a little longer…..

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