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Heidi Montag in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve been feeling a little down and out lately…you know a little empty as a person…like a shell of a man…and not because I have no emotions or soul…but because I haven’t had a low level, bottom feeding, MTV star from 4 years ago….cry for attention in a staged bikini shoot that she paid the paparazzi to take of her for publicity….in far too fucking long….

Now don’t get me wrong, I hate the existence of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as much as the next guy…but for a few years of running this site…there were daily annoying updates from them…that usually included her skinny, big fake titty body in a bikini….and when they fell off…I guess part of me fell off too….it’s just that I’m too old to bother learning about the new bottom feeders…that when bottom feeders form the past feel like home…

Maybe I am just getting nostalgic and shit…cuz American Thanksgiving is only 2 weeks away….or maybe I’m just happy to post a good old fashion staged bikini shoot from someone who fucking needs it more than anyone….

Today is a good day to be alive…except maybe for Heidi Montag….


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  • ExpletiveBMP

    fuck, fuck,fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, goose!

  • FunKiller

    Maybe if she had some inner thigh gap going….but she doesn’t, she needs to tighten up a little before I’d consider her.

  • dickfarts

    fuck you for posting anything about this pig. Why the fuck are you asshats trying to bring her back?

  • cowbulls

    Let’s add this up. She’s a conservative woman that doesn’t bore us with her liberal crap opinions. She will do anything to make herself more sexually attractive. That usually means she will do anything sexually. She’s just got to be tight because that little troll husband of hers couldn’t deflower a bic pen. I say she’s damn near perfect.

  • AntAttack

    This website is brilliant. Sardonic comments on typical gossip/celebrity site photos. It makes me LOL. I want to invest loads of money in it, where do I enlist????