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2008

26

Sep

Perez Hilton Has a Song that Makes Me Want to Kill Myself of the Day

You know how some peole say they really love what they do and they are excited to get up to do it. I am not one of those people. I really only get excited about sleeping. I don’t even care about drinking, I just do that before sleeping and when I wake up in the morning, I just want to do more sleeping. I don’t want to get up, walk over to the computer like some kind of migrant fucking worker in the fields, to post shit that just pisses me off more than not being in my bed, but I do it anyway and that is some serious fucking commitment to the cause that you should appreciate….but not as much committment as someone like Perez Hilton who takes his site really fucking seriously, even though shit’s a fucking joke. He makes 50,000 dollars a day and now he’s releasing the worst song of all time.

This song makes me want to kill myself. It is worse that Katy Perry and is on some love shack vibe that means it is bad. It is called the clap and is about STDs, but is one of those things that makes me want to go out an get an STD that will lead to blindness like Syphilis. If this ends up on the radio, I will start to protest. It will prove that people have given up and actually accept this fat fuck as some kind of innovater or artist or that his “comdey” has any kind of merit.

We have the power to make this dude disappear, but for some fucking reason, no one has made any fucking effort in doing that. He doesn’t break exclusives, he doesn’t write anything interesting, he is off sucking his own dick when his band of mexicans are updating his site, just let this loser from highschool, live off the fortune he tricked the world into making him, as he disappears into the sunset at an all you can eat buffet.

Seeing this hearing this really pisses me off. It is totally unacceptable on all levels and I blame you…..This is probably one of the worst things to wake up to and I have had my fair share of bad things to wake up….very bad things..trust me….things you don’t want to tell your friends about because they are so bad….

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