I was fucking around on Facebook last night and came across DJ AM’s facebook page, because up until today we are still Facebook friends, something I assume will change when he realizes I am an asshole.

On his wall was a life changing message from Brooke Burns. It read:

Just wanna say…you still have alot to do this lifetime. Never forget….

I could be wrong, but I think she’s referring to her vagina. Thanks Brooke Burns, did you get those words of wisdom from googling “what to tell someone who nearly died”, you stupid cunt. Did you feel obligated to leave your mark on his facebook because your last name is what he’s going to be dealing with the rest of his life. Did reports about Burns on his face give you something to masturbate to? Sometimes it is better to keep your opinions to yourself, or maybe use the private message option instead on embarrassing your dumb cunt self.

Here she is in some old Bikini Photoshoot doing what she’s good at and that’s not opening her stupid mouth or typing stupid shit on the internet, but not stupid enough shit to keep you profile public or to add me as a friend so that I can stalk her shit. I am offended.

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