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2021

24

Nov

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt was one of the first of many whores to send me lawyers letters and threatened to sue me over a pic of her getting eaten out by a midget billionaire who is married to someone else but who has been financing this mistress for decades at this point…

You see, this is a dumb “project” that relies on posting other people’s pitures to make my ART around, and other people don’t like my ART because my ART isn’t some heart warming painting, or sculpture or video project you’d see at a club in the early 90s to set the mood…it’s not music, it’s not poetry, it’s not interpretive dance…it’s “HOLY SHIT THAT PLAYBOY BITCH WHO IS 100 YEARS OLD STILL LOOKS HOT AS SHIT AND IS A SEX WORKER FOR A RICH GUY”…you know I guess it’s not interpreted as art…but rather defamation…and that my friends is my fail.

I resent all the people who have sent me lawyers letters to remove their pics, I appreciate they haven’t officially sued me yet, but they will, and we’ll have to shut down and you’ll miss us.

So normally, I don’t post anything this litigious cunt puts up, but I fiure old lady sex workers looking hot in selfies is what gets her paid, and MAYBE that’ll get me paid..

I am such a risk taker…looking danger in the eye, posting pics that can gt me sued like looking down the barrel of a gun but way less fucking cowboy or manly.

Maybe I need to rework my strategy….in the meantime, old Playboy tits…that must be 50…living that good life and all it takes is being the mistress to a billionaire…so girls out there find that billionaire….and dudes out there…become that billionaire and invest into this site so I can do better shit.



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2021

01

Feb

Guess the Pussy Slip of the Day

Here’s a very fun an exciting post of a NASTY ass old lady in a bikini showing half her cunt….sure it’s not the good part of her cunt but at her age, I doubt there is a good part of her cunt….

I will give you a clue, many years ago she tried to sue this site and did sue other sites for posting pics of her midget billionaire married boyfriend eating her out in public….

I just couldn’t “NOT POST” these weathered ASSHOLE behind thong pics even knowing she’s a litigious cunt…while showing off her cunt…because sometimes that not very age appropriate sex working / sugar baby cunt….over rides the impending lawsuit from the cunt..

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2018

14

Nov

Victoria Silvstedt Scary Mangled Pussy of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt Scary Mangled Pussy of the Day

VICTORIA SILVSTEDT has threatened to sue me aggressively many years ago, so I made it a point to never post pics of her again, but I figure if there’s some mangled blonde looking pussy on some Playboy whore from decades ago, who is still out there living the good life with the Rich Married men she escorts for and gets paid by, why not throw it up because we collectively like blonde pussy…if that’s what we are looking at, it could possibly be a MERKIN or just a flesh wound, but it’s this bitch in her Glory Days on a Wayback Wednesday, Flashback Friday, Throwback Thursday….you get what I am saying here..this clip is old as shit and so is the Swedish litigious cunt….but this is likely from her glory days when she was doing to the ground work to be a luxury high end escort / mistress to rich dudes…like the Greek Shipping Heir midget she was always seen at Cannes with, and who ate her out in paparazzi pics by the beach, which I think was the pics I was going to get sued over….

Speaking of getting sued, I’ve been sent lawyers letters from fucking everyone, posted some of them, and got no mainstream press for it, while others with the same lawyers letters get mainstream press for it, which means even my celebrity lawyers letters don’t matter, unless they happen to other people…fuckers.

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2013

04

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt’s Bikini of the Day


Victoria Silvstedt is the fucking enemy…she is the worst hooker around…she tried to sue me because she hates being called a hooker…and prefers being called a mistress cuz I guess that’s what she is to the billionaire who is bored of his wife and is allowed a mistress….even though they are the same fucking thing…getting paid to not complain and fuck …..

Either way, despite being the fucking enemy, and being old as shit….she’s still got a rockin’ body…cuz that’s all she needs to have to keep the charade going….and here it is.


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2012

17

Dec

Victoria Silvstedt’s Titty Lingerie Pics of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is one of my enemies…not because I actual care to hate her…but because I am forced to hate her simply based on the fact that she came after me with lawyers 5 years ago…all because I posted pictures of her getting eaten out by her billionaire boyfriend, who is a married shipping tycoon from Greece, who she is a prostitute for….you know a toy that his wife lets him have, because lets face it, he brings her the good life, and like most billionaire wives, she probably hates the motherfucker, and just wants him out of the house she she can do what she wants to do…leaving Victoria Silvstedt the angry hooker he will never leave his wife for, the objectified pushing 40, Playboy Playmate from 1992, with daddy issues that lead to stupid fake tits, she tried to make a living out of, but that no one really cared about, not even the one man she wants more than just a paycheck from….

But I can put our differences aside to stare at her in see through lingerie, even if these must be from a decade ago, as chick is old as fuck now, they could very well be from last week, thanks to her being a fucking fembot who never fucking ages…..either way here are the pics….cuz there are fake tits in it…and that’s good enough for me even if everything about her is garbage….

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2012

06

Nov

Victoria Silvstedt Fake Old Hooker Titties in Lingerie for Twitter of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is a hooker…and I mean that in the most polite way…because my friend seems to think calling a girl who gets paid for sex a hooker is the rudest possible thing you can call her…when I just think it is classic….before words like escort came into the scene to fancy up a low level career move…..

This gold digging opportunist did Playboy in the 90s, then landed the job as mistress to a Greek shipping billionaire who finances her life…and her upgraded tits…and all she has to do is not age, stay fit, and walk around half naked living the life of luxury.

This is a half naked pic she posted to twitter that doesn’t matter – cuz she doesn’t matter – but that I will still look at cuz she’s half naked…I am easy like that…as you may or may not already know…

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2012

23

Oct

Victoria Silvstedt Devil Hooker in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

These are a week old, but in my defense…I don’t give a fuck about Victoria Silvstedt or her shameless self promotion. I have never been a fan of her and the last 2 decades she’s been doing the exact same thing. She lacks creativity and the peak wasn’t her 1990s Playboy stint…it was public sex with a billionaire…that lead to her trying to sue me for posting the fucking pics…like an unappreciative cunt who was getting exactly what her hooker, fake tit, fake hair, really tight body for a 45 year old, cuz that body is why she gets paid by her billionaire boyfriend/employer/cuz he has a wife at home….

Sometimes, the bikini pics get the best of me and I am forced to post them even when the girl in them is likely the devil….and most definitely a very high paid escort.

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2012

25

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt Suntans Like a Proper Whore of the Day


Victoria Silvstedt is a hooker…who I am sure prefers to be called a high class escort…because there’s a different between a hooker and a high class escort who lives a fancy and decadent life cuz her only client is a billionaire midget who finances her life of luxury….and all she has to do is stay fit…which she does a pretty good job of considering she’s pushing 40….

Now I can’t hate an opportunist slut who landed a married rich man and got him to hire her, because she was a Playboy model years ago, and really what else was she to do….sure it is trashy, but at least she’s being trashy on yachts and not in the back of a truck in a strip club parking lot…

I can hate her for trying to sue me at least once for posting pics of her midget billionaire, cuz that’s just mean spirited when all I’m trying to do is give her some publicity….but showcasing her skills….where I’m from that usually warrants a percentage of her revenue….

Who cares, these are awesome pics of her tanning, and I generally don’t endorse half naked old ladies…


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2012

14

May

Victoria Silvstedt’s Old Bikini Body of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt tried to sue me once and I think it traumatized me more than the pictures she tried to sue me for posting…of her getting eaten out by her Greek Billionaire lover who finances her life…cuz he’s a billionaire and she’s a fucking whore who was once in Playboy. Allowing her to live this amazing life of luxury and for him to have some hot pussy he owns to play with whenever his wife lets him go on his little trips with her….cuz his wife doesn’t care…she’s glad to get him out of the hosue, she’s already had his kids, has been with him years, is bored of his midget dick…but won’t leave it cuz it comes with money and divorces are for whores not because of whores…and that’s what marriage is all about….compromise…

She’s in her bikinis, she’s old, but her one-trick is still working for her …and rocking a bikini like it is all she knows because along with hooking it is all she knows… is working for her too.


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2012

09

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt is Amazing on the Beach of the Day

Victoria’s Silvstedt may be a high class escort….living as the mistress to a billionaire…but who the fuck cares…does it really fucking matter how a bitch makes a living or whether she sucks midget dick for a dollar….what we need to focus on is that even though she’s 40 and dresses and acts like she’s still in her 20s posing for Playboy for the first time like it was still the 90s…and she was at the peak of her 5 minutes of fame….she’s still all hard bodied….and hot….and that’s coming from me, someone with a deep hatred for this bitch cuz she tried to sue me…not to mention I hate seeing young hot pussy droop and get sloppy…but for some reason it’s all good with this twat…and that reason stems for her not being fat and always willing to get in a bikini….good times…

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