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Archive for the Bikini Category

2009

31

Dec

More Yulia Voronin on the Beach cuz No One Better is in Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s some immigrant whore and her immigrant soccer playing husband polluting the beach in Miami because that’s just what trashy Ukrainian gangsters do, but I figure a soccer player wife, who before meeting him was just an aspiring mail order wife working the local sex trade rockin’ a bikini and living the good life she could never imagine just a few years earlier when she was sucking dick for potatos and rationed bread, is a symbol of hope going into 2010 and better than nothing even if its not that good.

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Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Yulia Voronin

2009

31

Dec

Coco On the Beach in Miami in Video of the Day

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I’m sure you’ve all seen the pictures of Coco on the beach from the other day. I didn’t bother posting them, because this bitch only looks intersting when photoshopped and I figured I’d do her a favor and not let the world know she’s just a dumpy stripper with stupid fake tits and a fat sloppy stomach that she’s trying to cover the fuck up, because everyone knows a fat ass always catches up with the rest of a bitch….but I couldn’t turn down posting the video…because seeing her in live-action is like watching some kind of plane crash and I just can’t turn away….

Posted in:Bikini|Coco|Miami

2009

30

Dec

Sugababes Bikini Asses From Behind of the Day

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Yeah, I know, posting this garbage band in their bikinis is pretty fucking weak, but in my defense, it’s winter vacation and you should be off your computer and seducing tourists or other people on your resort, you shouldn’t be here judgin my weak Euro content.

They are in Barbados, they are in bikinis, one of them has a serious fat ass, I guess she’s doin’ the “Rihanna” , which for those of you who don’t know, is wearing a bikini in Barbados despite your fat ass.

I don’t even know who they are, but they are in bikinis and that is good enough for me….cuz I’m a pervert….and here are the pics….

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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Sugababes

2009

29

Dec

The Sugarbabes Do Barbados in their Bikinis of the Day

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I don’t know who these girls are either, but they are in their bikinis and it seems like that is all it takes to get on my site, not that getting on this site is anything anyone in the world wants, not because they think I am mean, creepy or perverted, but because they don’t know I exist, that’s what makes this the best site on the internet nobody reads….and here are the Sugarbabes in their bikinis…in plantation country where they I can only assume they got their genius name from….

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Posted in:Bikini|Sugarbabes|Uncategorized

2009

29

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is making her way to the top of the bikini model ladder and rightfully so. I’ve been saying that Marisa Miller bitch and her hard skeletal face needs to retire her hard fuckin’ body and make way for fresher, less menopausal pussy and I guess this is Victoria’s Secret not so secret answer. This South African, like so many other South Africans, who constantly remind me that I should be living in South Africa, because all their South African pussy is this solid except for the South African pussy with AIDS….

Either way, I know you prefer jerking off to your comic books and videogames, because real girls are scary, but the good news is that this Candice Swanepoel is pretty much just pictures on your screen and will never turn you down, because you will never have the chance to meet her, so give her the orgasm all over your screen she deserves….

Posted in:Bikini|Candice Swanepoel|Model

2009

28

Dec

Sienna Miller in a Bikini Playing House With Jude Law and His Kids of the Day

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In totally uninteresting news, Sienna Miller and Jude Law were on a family vacation with his kids in the Caribbean and she was wearing her bikini. I guess it’s one of those situations where you give your girlfriend AIDS or any serious STD for that matter and it makes it easier to stay together than have to face the embarrassment of telling your next lover, only in Sienna Miller’s case she’s done the fucking rounds with her vagina a bunch of times over before falling back into “Alfie’s” arms, or whatever movie these twats were in together where she painted his house naked.

This is art imitating life, if the shitty moves they were in were actually considered art….

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Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

28

Dec

Uma Thurman’s Ex-Fiance’s Got New “Pussy” of the Day

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Here’s a fucking useless piece of information….this is Uma Thurman’s ex-fiance on the beach with his new girlfriend….she’s in her bikini and looks pretty fucking masculine…I guess this guy is into chicks who looks like they should have dicks….

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Posted in:Arpad Busson|Bikini|Ex-Fiance|Slut|Uma Thurman

2009

28

Dec

Alexandra Burke in Her Bikini of the Day

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I’m going to try to make this post as long as this girl’s career is going to be.

Here’s a little black on black action…

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Posted in:Alexandra Burke|Bikini

2009

28

Dec

Some Dead President Offspring Bikini of the Day

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I got this niche fetish that involves getting off to Dead President daughters in bikinis and since it’s a rare thing to find, since George Washington’s half breed slave babies are long dead, I am stuck with JFK’s daughter in her one-piece and that’s good enough for me…even though I highly doubt she’s good enough for her husband…he probably looks her over every night before bed, happy she’s not 300 pounds, but disappointed she’s not the hot pussy she was when they got married…

BONUS – SOME BLOWJOB FACE POSSIBLY NAKED UNDER HER TOWEL PICS

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Posted in:Bikini|Caroline Kennedy

2009

28

Dec

Rihanna’s Fat Bajan Bikini Ass at Home of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but seeing these pictures of Rihanna on the beach brings me hope. No, not the kind of hope that I will one day crawl inside her fat ass pussy and die from the smells, but because there was once a pop star named Lisa Left Eye Lopez and Aalyiah who went on similar vacations back to the islands and never came back to pollute our radio stations again and they weren’t nearly as offensive as Rihanna. So we can only hope…

I guess the other hope is that her family decide that she’s gone too far and lost her roots, and needs to take it the fuck down a notch, locking her in their shanty and never letting her out of their eye…or maybe her people will revolt because she is an embarassment and stone her to death, there are just so many options….all which hopefully involve her covering her shitty body up because it’s not that nice to stare at.

Merry Christmas too all and too all a good night, what? too soon….assholes….

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Posted in:barbados|Bikini|Rihanna