I don’t know what Chloe Grace Moretz looks like the cat lady…all muppet like – but I will assume it is from the face injections….

I do know why Chloe Grace Moretz’s vagina is exposed in her leggings and that is because her vagina is hungry, or meaty, or her pants are too tight….you see how that works, like a scientist who spends his day in a lab analyzing things that may lead to the cure of cancer or some other revolutionary change…I look at a pussy in a pair of leggings and ask the tough questions like WHY….

Not all heroes save lives motherfuckers, some just look at the anatomy that makes lives after she’s had too many abortions to have another one…I am that hero.

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Chloe Moretz is fucking boring….That’s all I got…

I could go into her being fat, you being creepy and into her since she was 14 and in Spandex..

I could talk about her not growing up as cute as you’d want but still working.

I could talk about her little tits in a bra for some Magazine…

But why bother….none of this matters.

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When looking at Chloe Moretz in her bikini photohsoot with herself on vacation in Mexico, where she’s integrated some white guy to distract from the recent gossip that she was fucking Chance the Rapper…I am forced to wonder one very important thing about her 18 year old existence and that is…what is the biggest thing besides a dick that she’s put inside her vagina…since turning 18, obviously…perverts….

She’s boring, I wonder what shade her asshole is…

That’s all for now…stay tuned more insight from me…

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Here’s some Chloe Moretz for Modern Luxury magazine….because she’s modern, she’s luxurious, she’s it, she’s now, she’s current, she exists, and many nerdy dudes have jerked off to her when she was underage….THANKS MOM FOR PUTTING ME INTO SPANDEX SUPERHERO MOVIES WHEN I WAS 12….

But then again, she looks 40, so I don’t know, maybe that being 12 in that superhero movie was just hollywood magic as Hollywood hates working with kids, their unions are so annoying with their restrictions and requirements, so that it’s just easier to find an underdeveloped 18 year old to pay a 12 year old…

I’m sure you’ve already thought of that while jerking off to her 12 year old body in that movie…it makes your perversion more acceptable…

I am indifferent on this one, but when any girl is posing in stretches wearing leotards, I appreciate the effort…or in this case…the modern luxury…

Here she is for XMAS!! With her Mom….or as she prefers to be called…her pimp…

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The biggest scandal in Chloe Moretz’s public life is that she’s playing the live action Little Mermaid…and she’s going to have Blonde hair…even though Ariel has red hair…how could they do this…

I think the bigger scandal in Chloe Moretz’s career should be that she’s got no nipples…at least not in lace shirts…

But you perverts don’t care, you’re committed to the cause, and that cause is barely 18 year olds you’ve been masturbating since they were 12…freak…

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The rumor is that this is Chloe Moretz…some girl from some comic book movie that secured herself with fans for life thanks to that comic book movie because people who are into comic book movies…or comics in general are obsessive socially awkward sexually frustrated weirdos who never give up…they are the reason Star Trek conventions exist….and possibly the reason technology exists, but I like to think that is from negotiations with aliens…

That said, this is supposed to be her new tattoo…and if it is, she’s a fucking idiot. There’s nothing more disgusting than a girl polluted by tattoos…the only thing interesting about tattooes is distraction from average looks, and if you’re under 25 and missed the whole tattoo movement…it’s probably best to stay pure…it’s substantially sexier like that…and that’s a scientific fact so don’t try arguing with me….

I guess it isn’t her…but these are her panties…

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