In the whacky fucking world of the internet, I don’t know if this is Elle Fanning in character for some movie that I didn’t see, since I don’t actively watch Elle Fanning movies.

I don’t know if it’s some leaked nude from her phone, that isn’t nude, but that will get mean spirited lawyers to threaten to ruin my life because I uploaded the shit for literally 5 people to see, if that….yes, you deserve a million dollars in damages, the site makes 4 dollars a month if that….assholes.

I don’t knnow if this is a proud, body positivity, felt cute might delete later, post for her content stream, because I barely go on social media, but when I do, it’s a steady stream of people flashing their panties. An exciting concept that becomes less exciting when everyone fucking does it.

What I do know, which isn’t much, but what I do know is that she’s kinny, I like that, she’s hot enough for a celebrity, I like hot enough….but I don’t like celebrities, so we’ll leave it at that…..

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Elle Fanning is an interesting celebrity sister story of success..

I mean there was a time her sister was a creepy 9 year old who acted like a 50 year old, which for some reason people found endearing or cute, and not fucking alien or disassociative, like some kind of victim of abuse….but yeah, she was thrown in as a young cute kid, capable and professional, only to be swapped out when she got older with the sister they had on the sidelines waiting, not destroyed by child acting…

I guess you could say Liz Olsen of the Olsen Twin sisterhood is like an Elle Fanning, you know a younger sister who made it and outshines the older sisters who paved the way…

But most celebrity sisters end up being try hard, always in the shadow, left in the dark, forgotten, always trying harder to be seen, ending up on Onlyfans, or yelling at the bouncer of nightclubs and exclusive parties “do you know who my sister is”…riding the fucking name as hard as they ride all dicks they can to fill the void of being the loser sibling…

So yeah, Elle Fanning is impressive..

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Elle Fanning may look a little like a middle-aged mom to me, I don’t know why, because moms are generally not skinny chicks, but there’s something about her that makes me think she’s a skinny January Jones….but for the record I have Facial Recognition blindness, so anything with blonde hair looks the same to me. It’s probably a form of autism that makes posting on celebs pretty difficult since I don’t recognize ANY of them in movies I watch or paparazzi pics I come across….It’s a disability that no one seems to want to pay me disability to have. Bastards.

She’s only 24, but has been in the industry since she was a kid, plus we had to deal with her creepy sister, so it feels like she’s 40, that’s probably what it is, we’ve been over exposed to her and her family for decades….

She apparently posted pictures from a “fitting” where she showed off her trying on different looks and one of them looks had exposed nipples, it’s fashioon baby, not lewd or attention seeking, knowing as an A-Lister who gets paid she doesn’t need to show nipple, but being under 25 and not showing nipple, makes her very out of place…

So here are some nipples through a sheer, bra, we’re better for it.

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Since Elle Fanning had a sex scene in her TV show that I don’t really remember seeing, but assume I’ve posted, she’s been very generous with her little titties…they may not pack as big of a bunch of a big sloppy tit…but it is still a tit, and must be treated as such….it’s one of those ALL TITS MATTER situations, and really her tit is more important than other tits because it’s famous tit…from famous family tit…making her tit, even if uneventful, and barely exposed is just better than other tits because that’s how the Hierarchy of tits work…you don’t need to be a better tit, you just need to be perceived as more important of a tit…and even if it is barely tit, her sliver of a tit, is more tit than all the other tit.

I’ve confused myself.

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I don’t know how major this is, or if it has happened before, I am actually the worst of the celebrity perver-azzi sites , even though I am the last standing one from the old guard, which isn’t necessarily something to be proud of since no one even knows the site exists, and the other fuckers get all the traffic, as they probably should, because they care about celebrity, when all I’ve done is shit on celebrity, because these celebs are shit…

But I do like movies and mindlessly streaming garbage shows that brainwash me and put me in a trance from my couch now that I officially gave up on leaving the house…

I do like being a critic of how bullshit the stars out there who are usually not that impressive, you know calling them out for being garbage…so that other people realize they should not FALSE IDOL THESE people.

I know that no one cares about my rants about the fall of society and pop culture when I am putting up pics of these industry puppets….but that’s where we are at now…

So yeah, not sure if this is the first time Elle Fanning, Dakota’s more famous sister…who I guess is getting paid more than a stripper to pull out her tit….more than an only fans tit pic….more than an edgy fashion shoot to show her tit…

This is traditional tit flashing of the stars….in the movies the way it is SUPPOSED to be.

So this is probably a big deal to the Elle Fanning fans out there, and I like a skinny rich chick with some manageable tits…MY kind of thing so I am happy with this performance…give her an OSCAR like they’ll give LOHAN an OSCAR now that they are pushing her comeback. I called that one a decade ago…maybe I’m the prophet, or maybe they are just fucking obvious…

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Elle Fanning is a legitimate celebrity from a Hollywood Royal Family, she’s the Prince Charles in this bitch….not that the Fannings are really Hollywood Royalty, parents sold the first daughter to the industry and the second daughter got to move in when the first daughter grew up and was forgotten, or mentally fucked with a pile of money from being the first daughter sold to the industry, paving the way for this one.

I do not dislike Elle Fanning, I think she’s the hotter of the two, but that’s mainly because I remember Dakota doing the talk show tours as a kid back when she was a kid, and it consistently creeped me out…I thought she was some demon child…

In this selfie photoshoot she’s posing next to creepy art, with creepy twiddle dee and twiddle dumb looking nude child statues that we’ll hope aren’t her and Dakota when they were kids, but you know how Hollywood is…RIGHT…

The good news, is her titties are braless in a dress, being fancy….which is really all that matters here.

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Elle Fanning is holding her little titties in some dress where she’s looking real fucking skinny the way we want our celebrities to look, it’s like get out of here with the fat talent huffing and puffing as they struggle to breathe through a scene they take up about 3/4 of the screen….I’ve seen fat actors and they’ve ruined great movies….so keep them to their original hollywood standards, if you’re brainwashing a society for the last 80 years, stick to the fucking program you losers…

Anyway, Elle Fanning is potentially from a Hollywood Royalty family thanks to her sister and parents who sell their kids off to an industry, but instead of taking the chilled out laid back route that other celebrity sisters have taken, she decided to be a legit actor…which is pretty fucking lame…but at least she’s not Dakota the creepy, brain washed, puppet who you know has a lot of deep rooted issues thanks to being sold to the industry, as this one got into it as an adult.

She’s pale, she’s skinny, she’s topless, she’s hiding her nipples, she’s in some fancy hotel room being rich and famous and better than you, it makes for a good time, but not as good a time as a fisting video…it’s always the skinny ones with the biggest vaginas thanks to not having fat or muscle trying to get in the way of a good fisting…RIGHT…..RIGHT….

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I know you’re here for the tits and ass of celebrities who would never give you the time of day because their are typically pieces of shit and you’re not very impressive or exciting or capable of offering their self involved asses some way to elevate their celebrity or make themselves more money than they already have….because our society puts so much importance on money, that everyone chases it, and the rich, even when not that interesting or intelligent, inspiring or unique, are seen as some higher level human..when really they were born into it or sucked the right dick….

So you don’t want to hear about how COVID DEATHS really only impacted obese people, because obesity, despite the social media empowerment movement that celebrates fat chicks as more than just the weirdest fetish…obesity fucking kills…and not just from COVID, but from everything…

So when they closed down your gyms, and made you order food, while sitting on your fat ass in lockdown that for whatever reason you went along with, because being a homebody isn’t so bad when that’s all anyone does anyway….motherfuckers got fatter….putting them at more risk of dying of covid…while the smart people said “I should drop weight now that I’m not working and did”….

I hope you’re part of the improving, the getting healthier and stronger, to fight this apocalyptic fight that’s taking far too long to go into effect….and I guess whether you are or not…you can watch some famous bitch do yoga to really grasp the importance of fitness and wellness and health….even if you’re eating a cake while doing it…

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