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2014

10

Oct

Top 10 Elle Fanning is Young at a “Young Ones Event” of the Day

So here’s Elle Fanning at some event – wearing a crop top, bikini top, possibly inappropriate top at some event…

I mean I wouldn’t want my 16 year old daughter dressed like this, especially with all the perverts out there…..

Maybe it’s just fashion, maybe this is the style, maybe it is perverted of you to sexualize a girl for showing off her stomach dressed cute at an event…

The fact is that these underage girls are trouble, social media and the internet makes them terrorists in their own right, because they can post bikini pics all day and have you not have nay fucking clue…because their parents aren’t around to police them…

I mean I leave the house, I see the shorts these girls wear…and I’m a desensitized impotent asshole who like weathered girls in their late 20s…and I find it inappropriate…so to some pervert freak like you – it must be torture to leave your house…

Either way, here’s some Elle Fanning at an event.

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2014

05

May

Elle Fanning for Interview May of the Day

Elle Fanning is 16…but never too young to be featured in Interview magazine, you know to discuss what being a young actress means to her, or whatever the generic bullshit questions they got her answering, whether it was about her childhood, her famous sister, her stage parents or losing her virginity…as riveting or controversial as it was or is, because I haven’t read the shit, I think it was just a good excuse to get her in a bikini and not seem like a bunch of creepers at the beach in sunglasses, setting up their chairs next to young girls in Brazilian cut bikini bottoms tanning, taking selfies and wrestling…not that I’d know anything about that, even though it’s what I did all day yesterday….

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2011

03

Aug

Love Mag’s Got Some High Concept Artistic Titties for Fashion In It of the Day

Here are a bunch of models who I can’t really differentiate from each other, but who are apparently Lara Stone, Mariacarla Boscono, Saksia de Brauw, Kristen McMenamy, Anais Pouliot, Guinevere van Seenus and Xiao Wen Ju topless for fashion in a high concept, artistic, and obnoxious looking photo shoot for Love Mag, a magazine that produces more nudity and softcore porn than me, but who packaged it in a clever way, that makes it appear high end and fashionable, making them millions, while I just get slated as a bottom feeding spamming porn site that can’t pay for the fucking server….my life is a fucking joke…and here are those pics…with some tit, nipple, panties and bondage…pretty winning formula if you ask me….which you didn’t….

Here’s a bunch of jailbait starlets I’m sure you’re a fan of, gracing multiple covers for the issue and I’m posting it now, because I know in 3 years, I’ll probably be posting their bikini pics, their addiction, their sex tapes, etc…so I’m doing the background research, documented their rise, starting today instead of in the future when really we have no idea whether I’ll be alive or not…. if you know what I mean….

So here’s Hailee Steinfeld, Elle Fanning and Chloe Moretz

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