Homegrown hero – Anus Poo-A-Lot as I like to call her…because I have the comedic abilities of a 3 year old in preschool…

Anus Poo-A-Lot is from Montreal, but I’ve never met her, making me think that I should probably leave my house more often, because there must be more of her walking the streets waiting for some big New York agency to scoop her up from her shitty small town, like she was Celine Dion without a child molesting neighbor with a vision he had to make come true, otherwise he would just look like a child molester.

But leaving the house is so boring and irrelevant, knowing that Anus Poo-A-Lot is no longer here with us, she’s too big time to bother…plus I can stare at her ass in tight jeans from the comfort of my soiled couch, in my soiled sweatpants listing to my soiled wife’s laboured breathing…there’s less chance of rape charges this way.

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Anais Pouliot is a Montreal model who some how managed to become famous enough to land some serious campaigns, despite not being that hot, especially not in these pics, where her body is average, her face is wrinkled, and her overall modelling not exciting…

I mean the only thing interesting about this is that it is for Urban Outfitters and you can see some nipple, like Urban Outfitters is some kind of soft core porno magazine, designed to destroy all things hipster and underground and exploit the shit out it to the masses…turning every 16 year old and her girl scout group into nipple showing, ass cheek showing tricks…on their way to Coachella…

I am ok with that. What I am not ok with is that this local model, who is now an international model. She even booked Victoria’s Secret…hasn’t invited me for sex every times she gets to town…

It’s a bummer. But so are lingerie catalog pics.

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Anais Pouliot is a titty fashion model from Montreal.

She is a reminder that I should have never write off Montreal tall girls, because you never know which one will win the lottery, move to NYC, get cast in a bunch of topless shoots, leading to becoming a Victoria’s Secret angel..

There was a time, we were Facebook friends, but her career took off, I got deleted, reminding me that there is no loyalty with Facebook friendship…I guess I could always find her childhood home and camp out outside waiting for her return to profess my love her her…

But I don’t find that interesting, since I’ve already seen her tits..and more importantly, because I don’t think being a Victoria’s Secret model is even that interesting an achievement….I like the girls I waste my time on to have dreams of being Anais Pouliot, because that way I have a better chance of licking their ANAIS….with my dick.

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Anais Pouliot is a homegrown hero. She’s from Montreal, I’ve never met her, which is one of life’s great tragedies, but I have been reaching out to her consistently since day one, because people I know know her…but she always ignores me…which is nice to know that even before becoming a Victoria’s Secret catalog girl this catalog, which is pretty fucking huge, she’s always been an asshole with an ego who is too hot or too cool for some English fucker from back home…

I like to think in a lot of ways, I helped her launch her titty model career, but I’ll never get credit for it, even though the only credit I want is unprotected sex with her…

I guess this is the peak, booking Victoria’s Secret is as major as it gets….but not as major as her name being “ANUS”…

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There is something magical about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s from my hometown of Canada, and I know that all girls french girls in Canada, like using their ANUS on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be an actual first date but rather buying her a drink in a club…it’s the Quebec way of life to those of you who have no idea what Quebec is…a land of sluts…and this Anais Pouliot has broke free and become some Top Model I like to watch.

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Anais Pouliot is a local girl who has made it and I am convinced that one day she’ll be visiting her parents in Montreal and I will run into her and I won’t notice her, or recognize her, because she’s Anais Pouliot, and not Britney fucking Spears. I mean she’s the kind of girl I notice when topless pics of her are released and when I see them I think “Shit, she’s from Montreal, I shoulda tried to get her pregnant, or MAKE HER A STEPGIRL …but as soon as I put up the post…i forget she exists.

I’m pretty sure, that’s gonna happen, right about now.

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